Try Jesus for 30 days - /pol/ (#512669663) [Archived: 73 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: HeEh2R6bUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:02:42 AM No.512669663
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md5: 6bef7caca3702178490928e5abfe7588๐Ÿ”
If that doesn't work the devil will take you back.
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Anonymous ID: wITBNvv5United States
8/10/2025, 7:03:36 AM No.512669710
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md5: b4763893b5ae93230155ab5a9dd4e46a๐Ÿ”
>>512669663 (OP)
Anonymous ID: eVpEt7VaUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:08:01 AM No.512669908
>>512669663 (OP)
> the devil will take you back
Never thought about this, what happens if jesus and the devil reject you?
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Anonymous ID: HeEh2R6bUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:09:58 AM No.512669996
>>512669908
Hell
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Anonymous ID: dpXvgmI7Norway
8/10/2025, 7:10:03 AM No.512670003
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md5: 9f736a9a0ded84f8d2f5dd981f0170b3๐Ÿ”
>>512669663 (OP)
Anonymous ID: WXCZN9n0United States
8/10/2025, 7:10:20 AM No.512670018
>>512669908
then you're me, and you just wake back up whenever you die
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Anonymous ID: 0bRmo4WDUnited Kingdom
8/10/2025, 7:12:08 AM No.512670089
>>512669908
The devil has no standards.
He'll take whatever he can. because quality is not his concern.
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Anonymous ID: Ph0BkG1SUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:13:00 AM No.512670131
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md5: 8ab692560a4dbc9d52333db7ed2fe1af๐Ÿ”
>>512669663 (OP)
True.
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Anonymous ID: 7WdIkT5PGermany
8/10/2025, 7:14:01 AM No.512670169
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md5: 140a21250f0db753954b8f9d09f03b79๐Ÿ”
>>512669663 (OP)
I'm kinda tired of Jesus and his hombres
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Anonymous ID: eVpEt7VaUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:15:19 AM No.512670228
>>512669996
>>512670089
You say that now, but Im sure he has rejected someone for something.
Anonymous ID: TYGKWf9JUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:15:59 AM No.512670247
>>512670169
KARL!
Anonymous ID: eVpEt7VaUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:16:07 AM No.512670253
>>512670018
Groundhog day?
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Anonymous ID: WXCZN9n0United States
8/10/2025, 7:17:08 AM No.512670287
>>512670089
>The devil has no standards
that's not true, taint him and you're pushed out
it's also a myth that heaven is forever
piss off God and you get kicked out of there too
then all you have is here or void, and void is boring
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Anonymous ID: dpXvgmI7Norway
8/10/2025, 7:17:45 AM No.512670310
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>>512670169
very gay fairytale i agree
Anonymous ID: Ph0BkG1SUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:18:53 AM No.512670350
Alien Angels
Alien Angels
md5: 50d5f268ef8bea00345e6d7251badf31๐Ÿ”
>>512670287
>it's also a myth that heaven is forever
The only ones kicked out of heaven we not men.
They were the same kind who are trying to deceive mankind to this day.
Anonymous ID: WXCZN9n0United States
8/10/2025, 7:18:58 AM No.512670351
>>512670253
sort of, but there's always small butterfly effect differences
Anonymous ID: 9LtgCYTLUnited Kingdom
8/10/2025, 7:19:32 AM No.512670380
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jesus
md5: e88d92be9742db0356743d0fd9e87240๐Ÿ”
>>512669663 (OP)
Jesus wasn't even a real person, dummy

>pic related
Anonymous ID: 7WdIkT5PGermany
8/10/2025, 7:20:37 AM No.512670427
>>512670131
fuck that list, if me being a good person is not enough for Mr. Omnipotent and he needs me to worship him he should've created me as the kind of cuck you are
Anonymous ID: wITBNvv5United States
8/10/2025, 7:23:38 AM No.512670560
>>512670089
Jesus is one of Satanโ€™s puppets. Youโ€™re already in Hell.
Anonymous ID: qtoZORWPUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:49:28 AM No.512671519
>>512669663 (OP)
Sorry, I'm off limits to jewish false gods.