What will be the political implications of fleshlights being thrown on the court of NBA games? - /pol/ (#512670749) [Archived: 72 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: Hy6qfqI4United States
8/10/2025, 7:29:05 AM No.512670749
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I feel like that is how the WNBA is going to retaliate over the dildos. Are we going to spiral into a culture where at every gathering people wonder if sex toys will be thrown onto the stage?
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Anonymous ID: dmeUQ9/UUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:30:57 AM No.512670807
There should be a nationwide ban on dildos.
It's the only solution.
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Anonymous ID: Hy6qfqI4United States
8/10/2025, 7:33:34 AM No.512670899
>>512670749 (OP)
On the real though, Trump's son was a fool for this one.
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Anonymous ID: fDD/4bOTUnited States
8/10/2025, 7:42:08 AM No.512671227
>>512670749 (OP)
Fleshlights are expensive
Spectators ar Nigger Ball Association games will gladly scramble to claim them as their own.
They'll also probably use them without checking for cum or disinfecting them first
Anonymous ID: MomDRqm7Greece
8/10/2025, 8:02:31 AM No.512672004
>>512670899
Why though?
Anonymous ID: 7IygHDQ3United States
8/10/2025, 8:06:19 AM No.512672168
>>512670807
We need background checks for dildos
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Anonymous ID: dmeUQ9/UUnited States
8/10/2025, 8:11:03 AM No.512672367
>>512672168
red flag laws for dildos
also body massagers should be banned, they are basically like dildo-adjacent
basically all sex toys that are designed for women should be banned
can't risk it its too dangerous for them to be in the hands of the public
Anonymous ID: fDD/4bOTUnited States
8/10/2025, 8:23:34 AM No.512672866
To get around dildo bans at games people will just start smuggling dildos inside fleshlights, and then stick the fleshlight in their ass
It's not gay that way