>>512671498 (OP)
lol, what if they replaced her with a sleeper double?

>>512671498 (OP)
would

>>512671498 (OP)
Disgusting pigu

>>512671498 (OP)
Disgusting genocidal kike

>>512671498 (OP)
She would look cute if she wasn’t such a braphog, I love jewish white girls.

>>512671723

>>512671532
what are they gonna do, turn her into a divisive non-celeb?

>>512671498 (OP)
>dios mio

Fat girls aren’t cute and this one blows up fast

>>512671498 (OP)
I fucked amy schumer when she cancelled a tour here back in 2015/2016 (she must have had some sort of bipolar episode, but that was not published).
I was on a 4 year dry spell. Anyways I tried my best but couldn't even cum obviously. I laid in bed unable to sleep due to the shame for a while and then I tried to sneak away but she found me and I got back into bed. Still unable to sleep, I noticed her roll onto her hands and knees and she just let go a huge torrent piss. Like 2 litres straight onto the bed.
I laid in a piss filled bed in pure horror for like 5 mins and then finally gathered the courage to just run out.
True story.

>>512671723
fat ugly bitch

ah yes of course, a surfing injury
my bad back and posture was from too much martial arts

>>512672096
We know you're lying because of physics. The piss would have fallen to the ceiling and you wouldn't have been laying in piss. Duh.

>>512671498 (OP)
>comedienne talks about her vag or tits
how novel

how do you have a surfing accident?
you literally fall in water

>>512672207
I'll tell you right now she fucking loves playing poker machines, so if you ever find news of that, you'll know I wasn't lying.

>>512671532
A funny one? Seems unlikely

>has a laminectomy
>still has more spine than most of the women-hating, whiny, virgin faggots on /pol/
sad state of affairs

>>512672417
>Woosh

>>512672250
The water hurt her feelings, she was very injured!

>>512672250
From that height hitting water is like hitting concrete

>>512671723

I live in Oregon. I guess it's like 80%+ Scandinavian stock where I live. All the girls look exceptionally hot and all the same- as long as they're truly not fat.. If, however, they gain like 20+ lbs they all look exactly like Amy Schumer. Twist: Most of them gain 20+ extra lbs by the time they're in 10th grade.

DUDE IM SURFING!

>>512672789

Anyone else think its weird how Jews always have mates? No matter how repulsive they look they look they always find someone to marry. Like Schumer is repulsive and has a disease but she is married and has a child. There has to be some system or something.

jewish karma
>what goes around comes around
>you get what you give, etc
happens to all of them, the jews even invented the term

>>512672096
i had something like that happen to me with a troon once except without the piss. in my defense i was really drunk at that time. still feeling the shame.

>>512671498 (OP)
Schumer is turning into Schumacher.

>>512673689
Jews actually have familial networks that will work to protect and support one another, something most Whites have completely forgotten how to do. This includes matchmaking single men and women to other people, including to goys that are amenable to jewish mates. Also, since they tend to be more affluent, they have more connections to put out feelers for this type of stuff. Jewish kids are just as socially retarded as goys (if not more), but instead of just leaving their children to flounder aimlessly and fail, jews find mates for them through temple, schul or chabad or whatever other jew networks they're plugged into.

>>512674162
no kike, you have levels of jews just like the caste poojeets
>posting for shekels itt
and i bet you're one of those dumb wagie jews too