How do I go back?

The MCC wasn’t that long ago bro

>>512679718 (OP)
>not playing the original xbox version
gay

>>512679718 (OP)
Go to an arcade that is also a pub.

cia thread he making you think the 2015+ was nostalgia to undermine your childhood

they can do brain tricks like that

>>512679718 (OP)
Best thing in the time, there is no way back.
Makes every past moment regretable and nice, and you an owner of something that never will happen again.

>>512679718 (OP)

>>512679718 (OP)
>How do I go back?
Just start an onlyfans and suck dick. That's bound to make you a few bucks to pay for a early 00's xbox.

>>512679718 (OP)
snacking is gross.

>>512679718 (OP)
>3 bowls of food
No wonder why americans are so fat HAHA

>>512679718 (OP)
"Secret Passage Theory"

>>512679718 (OP)
DRM ruined gaming.
Remember when you could go to a shop, buy a game, come home, insert the disc and play it? No internet required, no 100gb updates, no forced third party clients, no bullshit.

https://www.defectivebydesign.org/what_is_drm

>>512679718 (OP)
>go back
the dude has oculus rift sensors
was only a few years ago

>>512680013
kek

>>512679718 (OP)
You can't, Halo 3 and mw2 were the last multiplayer games ever released without SBMM, EOMM, etc, you will never play a casual multiplayer game again.

>>512679718 (OP)
>Muh video games
Fuck off.

>>512679718 (OP)
Picrel looks like it was taken last week.

>>512680330
HL2 was the first single player game ever released that forced users to install steam in order to play it, the original XBOX version did not have this problem.

>>512679750
This. How young are you fucking children!?

>>512680977
My first videogame was Super Mario Bros. on NES...

>>512680389
>needing matchmaking
fucking consolebabbies. Use a server browser and become a regular on a server with a vibe and skill level that fits how you like to play.

>>512681025
Yes, my hair and beard actually started to turn grey...

>Diet Pepsi
How in the fuck does that not rot your fucking kidneys out? That and Pepsi Zero are industrial waste. I swear, I can't walk for hours if one of those gets drunk.

>>512679718 (OP)
Why would you want to go back to 2020?

>>512681067
Retards really believe, that diet drinks are better than regular sugary ones. Its the exact opposite. The diet drinks are literal fucking poison. They are FAR worse than the regular sugary ones.

>>512679718 (OP)
>mcc

i miss eating food without worrying constantly about getting cancer or heart disease from eating bad :(

*sigh*

i miss not knowing stuff. why did the world have to turn out so gay man. i wanted a cozy lil job at the ptrol station and to look forward to getting home to play cool new games with frens

now i cant even cry online without jeets or engagement bots attacking me

>>512679718 (OP)
Nobody is playing games together anymore.
Nobody cares about anything anymore.
Nobody wants to get together anymore.
Nobody does anything without getting paid anymore.
Nobody wants to do anything anymore.

https://youtu.be/kVaolNKt2zw
https://youtu.be/1d925iMSuLY

>>512681037
>Use a server browser
PC gaming is the epitomy of tryharding nerds, no dudebro chad is using a PC. Playing multiplayer splitscreen without psychoanalytic matchmaking was peak gaming, feel thankful that we got to enjoy it

>>512679808
>CONSOOOOOM IN A TAXPAYING HOLE FOR ZOG, GOY!

>>512679750
It released almost 11 years ago, the year of gaymergate too, 11 years seems like nothing to me now, but it's an enormous amount of time for younger people, we're just getting old.

>>512679718 (OP)
NO GOYIM! YOU MUST PLAY THE NEW TRANSGENDER APPROVED GAMES. NEW IS BETTER. OY VEY!

>>512681046
Still have your hair at least.

>>512681281
>Playing multiplayer splitscreen without psychoanalytic matchmaking was peak gaming
That's literally what using a server browser facilitates. Only you can run 8 or 16 or 24 or 36 player lobbies without having to get everyone in a single place with 8 tvs in tow and a bunch of link cables. Nonlocal multiplayer without a server browser means gay matchmaking of one form or another is a necessity. CBMM is obviously the closest to ideal but guess what? CBMM is just an inferior version of what is the norm in multiplayer games with dedicated server support. Matchmaking was always a shitty half measure at absolute best.

>>512681211
yeah wtf man, only IM allowed to be anti social. i used to be the only person like this. now everyone else is like me, even worse. wtf happened. it happened so quick aswell

>>512681579
but even worse*

>>512679718 (OP)
get on a plane

>>512681579
anyone else notice trannies started spawning everywhere too? like they suddenly spawned into reality, way too quickly. sort of like the jeet takeover, just freaking happens within a year or two

>>512681719
The gay frog experiment was successful, it was time for the human experiment.

>>512679718 (OP)
are you a mutt in Korea?

>>512679718 (OP)
Everyone nostalgic about the pre 2005 never accounts for the boredom 99% of the time.

>>512679718 (OP)
Played enough since I had the og Xbox day one. Set up multiplayer system link through XBC and xlink KAI, also had the PC version so I got my fill and don't need to go back fren. Even had the soundtrack bumping on my 12" Kickers in muh S-10.

>>512681911
todays content though doesnt actually "satisfy". thats the difference

in the past there were periods of boredom, but the fun times had soul. now its some algorithimic slop type thing manufactured to draw dopamine out of you. a soulless kind of dopamine

like the bots here time their responses to give you a dopamine hit, so you keep coming. they say thing that offends say you respond etc etc. its not real engagement

>>512682016
I recall breaking into cars to steal cigarettes and loose change, sitting around and doing nothing and being bored, climbing the cliff with snakes in it near my grandparents' house

>>512679718 (OP)
>go back
>xbone and mcc
back to what

>>512682274
maybe you were just always a drone, so you cant tell the difference. dont mean to be harsh

>>512679808
red brick walls copypasta.exe

>>512682701
not judging why you're a drone either, could be because of depression, crappy upbringing, living in russia etc. sitting around smoking cigarettes indicates some sort of problem

>how do i go back to being a fat fag consoomer of jewish cancerous fake food products and videooo gaymes that waste my time?
oh man..

>>512683003
but why cant there be healthy pizzas be tho. and why cant video games be non woke and actually good

>>512682701
If "done" meant stealing from cars and getting into fist fights. You were probably too rich to experience any of it. Now you just sit there judging other like fags.

>>512683272
my bad anon

>>512679718 (OP)
when all jews are dead

>>512681364
Baby thinks he's old. Ain't that cute.

>>512679718 (OP)
You can't. That's the entire point of time.

Watch movies and play video games from the era you grew up in, but haven't actually watched/played yet. I played FF7 and FF8 a lot as a kid but never FF9 until recently, so it made me feel like I was playing a new game I just got as a kid.

>>512683991
enjoy anon. im freaking jealous

>>512681025
Mine was Burgertime on the Intellivision.

>>512679718 (OP)
>Halo
absolute dogshit outside of the first game

>>512683856
god i miss those old setups
where did all my aim/icq/yahoo frens go?
i remember going on my fav bands website and guessing the singers personal email address and she sent me a shirt she wore from the previous day's concert.. it had a strand of her blonde hair on it :)