I say bullshit

>>512705541 (OP)
things change over time, retard

>>512705541 (OP)
Clearly cgi. Cgi didn't exist millions years ago

>>512705541 (OP)
We don’t directly descend from this dead end creature. Over time, they died out and never scored
RIP :(

>>512705612
>things change

Except your low iq level.

>>512705541 (OP)
more advanced than an indian jeet shitstain

>>512705541 (OP)
Whoa man that's like racist.

>>512705541 (OP)
Scientists are retards.

>>512705541 (OP)
>Evolution Believers
Nobody said Attack on Titan was a documentary OP

>>512705541 (OP)
my ancestor :)

>>512705541 (OP)
What is that Pikmin asss thing

>>512705541 (OP)
Well, he's definitely got my posture.

>>512705541 (OP)
This nigga got laid and the average /pol/cel cant

>>512705932
go live in the forest then, faggot

>>512705746
Correct, IQ is fairly stable throughout a person's lifetime. So you'll remain a retard, and I'll still be a genius.

>>512705541 (OP)
my ancestor :)

>>512706001
It's a Hallucigenia, a Cambrian lobopodian worm. It's closest living relative is likely the velvet worm.

>>512705541 (OP)
I look like this and wiggle like this.

>>512705541 (OP)
Okay kike.

>I say bullshit

Wow I believe in Jewish fairytails now. Thanks anon.

>>512705541 (OP)
I dunno, plenty of you niggas look more retarded than this
It's absurd that Somalis or Jews exist too

>>512705541 (OP)
No, they (seriously) say this is a human forefather from millions of years ago. Apparently the claim goes since it's a worm with a spinal cord it's likely the ancestor of all vertebrates.

>>512705541 (OP)
meine ancestre :)

>>512706571
>u mad bro?

Is that the mothefucker from SnK?

>>512705541 (OP)
attack on titan ass creature

>>512705541 (OP)
We literally evolved from demons..

>>512705932
Reality is worse. It looks cute while maintaining the psycho killer mentality.

>>512705541 (OP)
Are you stick bugging us?

>>512706520
Yes, because it's not really all that worm like, it's way more fish like.
It's internal anatomy has a single nerve cord and its descendants would eventually develop calcium storage which would become bones.

It's a fish before eyes, bones, jaws or even developed gills.

The common throughline for schitzos is that something hits an arbitrary level of complexity and your brain simply rejects it. You should just go live in the countryside and live a simple life without the internet

>>512705541 (OP)
>ayy i'm walkin' heeyah!

>>512706886
jew, we know.

>>512707137
silence faggot

>>512707381
ok, demon.

But how are the white female ones going to have Sex with dogs with the spines on their back?

>>512705541 (OP)
we should have stopped before pic related.

>>512707117
Nu uh, our Heavenly Father made this thing because he felt like it.

>>512705541 (OP)
I look like this and act like this

>>512705541 (OP)
I think I made that in Spore once.

>>512705541 (OP)
Swiggity wooty, I'm coming for that bussy

>>512705541 (OP)
Grandpa!

>>512705541 (OP)
My ancestor.... :)

>>512706520
GRANDMA!

>>512705541 (OP)
My ancestor

>>512707894
Kek

>>512705612
Into a human being lmfaoo lol

>>512706087
Average leftoid redditor, thinking you're a genius when in fact you're a goddam retard. I hope you got all your vaccines and boosters.

>>512706166
Goddamn I love ecdysozoa

Except the roundworms, they can go to hell

>>512705541 (OP)
what's so unbelievable about a weird shrimp with thorns?

>>512705541 (OP)
Fake goy science, almost as retarded as muh big bang and “string theory”. Imagine believing that physical objects are still mostly space. Take it a step further and contemplate what consumer basedience says about muh black holes and how they “bend” and “suck in” light. It’s absolute nonsense propagated by faggots like Bill Nye or NDT. Their explanations are convoluted stupidity, no better than people who believe in Creationism. I wouldn’t be so critical of them but idiots like NDT and Bill Nye all spread the “global warming” bullshit, too. Every mainstream science topic - from COVID lockdowns, the magical mRNA vaccine, at-home gardening causing global warming, owning nothing and being happy, goyslop, is all also pontificated by consumer “scientists”. That’s how you and I know that space is fake. If they lie to us about everything else, including teaching children about trannys being scientifically valid, why wouldn’t they lie about space? Of course they would and they do.

>>512705541 (OP)
Not only is it the human forefather it also formed out of nothing for no reason along with all the complicated mechanical structures within the organism. A single celled organism decided to turn into a more complex organism just because it decided to. Everything just poof happened just because okay, that pretty much sums up evolution in a nutshell yet they say people who believe God created the universe and everything in it are using magical thinking.

>>512705541 (OP)
That's my uncle, Finnbro.

Amazin

>>512706571
Type of shit you'll meet in spore

>>512705541 (OP)
It’s either that or a supernatural man is watching you masturbate both are fucked.

>>512705541 (OP)
He's cute

>>512705541 (OP)
of course it's fake, the point is to keep rolling out creatures that more and more like they have Tay-Sachs and its progenitors so that Israel can point to it at some random iteration and say 'SEE THAT WAS US WE WERE THE ONES WHO BIRTHED HUMANITY'.

Stop reading the news. It's all fake, performative, and a humiliation ritual, anyways.

>>512705541 (OP)
>Evolution believers claim this is human forefather 660 million years ago
No they don't, you are lying.

This comment section makes me lose faith in humanity. What the heck do you mean it’s “impossible without god” people. The entire motion of intelligent design can be boiled down to “we don’t understand everything fully yet, so god did it.” Unfortunately for you, god did it is not science. Science is how we can ascertain certain things to be true, or false. One thing we can ascertain to be true is that life can arise by natural means, and evolve over time. If you’re allergic to this fact because of your faith, then so be it. That means that you put fiction over fact in your mind, and therefore should realize that you should shut your mouth and believe your dumb thing without poisoning society with anti-intellectual bullshit rhetoric. Think: is it more likely that the entire world of experts who dedicate their life to study is wrong, or the few jackasses saying that they’re geniuses are wrong? In short: everyone here, please be more responsible with your words.

>>512706571
I wish we could clone them man

>>512708880
>namefag
you are the lowest form of life on earth, even lower than a redditor

>>512705541 (OP)
No humans are not descended from hallucigenia. Retard

>>512707137
>mfw we only have evidence of 0.0001% of all life that has ever lived on earth
It's crazy to think that we could have had giant 10ft tall snails but since they don't leave skeletons we will simply never know. This is even worse for ocean and river wildlife.

>>512705541 (OP)
i look like that and do that

>>512705932
Hippos are scary as fucking hell man, the fact that we use them as fun little animals for kids is retarded

>>512705667
onychophorans did not die out, they are still around. it's just that they do not have a spiky species in the family right now.

>>512705541 (OP)
Makes way more sense to me than christcuckery

>>512705541 (OP)
I think it's beautiful. Don't you?

>>512705541 (OP)
My ancestor ;)

>>512705541 (OP)
Great great great great grandpappy slime bug is more human than a nigger or a jew.

>>512705541 (OP)
Looks like something you'd make in spore

>>512706001
A sick attack on titan reference.

no one believes this. except there's really people who believe in imaginary floating faggot in the sky, who punishes evil, but somehow turns a blind eye to every relative you know

Hello Anon, this is your very great grandfather Puddle speaking.
I didn't become the first living cell so you can speak ill about our creator.

Now go to your room and ponder why your parents mutilated your penis when you were at the most vulnerable time of your life.

>>512713988
jew.

Life doesn't descend from literally one organism. That's retarded. There were likely hundreds of thousands/millions of these that came into being at the same time.

>>512708826
Yes, you worthless fucking namefag nigger.