>Honey stop shitposting on /pol/ and come to bed

>>512732464 (OP)

>>512732464 (OP)
Babe, it's 8 PM. I just woke up.

having a wife is gay
sex with women is gay

>>512732464 (OP)
fuck her while shitposting on /pol/

>>512732464 (OP)
That’s a dude. You’ll sword fight

>>512732464 (OP)
I would if you were real

I dont trust women fucking kill you nigger

>>512732464 (OP)
Technology >> Women

>>512733052
saaar

Fake thread because no one here is dating anyone, let alone marrying

>>512732464 (OP)
It's funny because my wife was the one who introduced me to 4chan in the first place. She browses /an/ and /diy/ and /b/.

>>512732464 (OP)
>vagina stinks from synthetic fabrics

>>512732464 (OP)
I don't have wife so this is not possible.

>>512732464 (OP)
You haven't even cooked dinner yet. Yeah I'm done, I'm going to to your mother's house. At least I can get a meal and a proper fuck, unlike your starfish performance.

>>512732464 (OP)
fuck, i wanted to go to bed, i was just about to now she says this. if i give in and go to bed she will see me as weak and submissive and then cheat on me with a chad at her work. fuck now i have to stay up and keep shitposting. she will turn it into an argument and if i dont pretend to get mad and then punch a hole in the wall she will get bored with me and leave.

>>512732885
>gay
Agree.
Women are men with underdeveloped penises
Better to wait for sex robots than to give in to homosexual lust.

>>512732464 (OP)

7:11 in Thailand, I really want to go back to sleep.

>>512732464 (OP)
no you dumb bitch I'm reading the fucking headlines

>>512732464 (OP)
The gay frat Greeks didn’t give me an easy job so they took this away from me

>>512732464 (OP)
I can phonepost, babe.

>>512732464 (OP)
Silence you materialist harlot!

>>512733647
Now tell me how many people are Indian.

>>512733192
I'm married. My wife looks like this and says this.

>>512732464 (OP)
when my bitch tells me this i just say i pay all the bills and that shuts her trap right up

>>512733742
In Thailand you don’t need a wife

>>512732882
kurkkumopo :DDD

>>512734037
nobody looks like this

>>512732464 (OP)
Nah

>>512734128
Shes hot the same skintone and think black wojack outlines though

>>512732464 (OP)
I would literally latch on to those boobs and never let go (with my mouth, in case you were wondering) But then after a while I would take that too, for granted. And then I would slowly realize after a month that she has a lot of shit going on that is suddenly my problem too. And THHHEEENN I would go back to shit posting after realizing most problems of hers are self inflicted

>>512734293
oh yeah you're clearly a real prize

>>512732464 (OP)
me and my wife have separate bedrooms. unless she's coming to fuck, this never happens

>>512734095
You have Ladyboy instead,

>>512732464 (OP)
>that nose
No thanks dear

>>512733221
but /b/ is just porn

>DAD WHEN WILL YOU GO HAVE ME SO I CAN BE BORN

>>512734117
what lunatic invented this fucking spurdo language

>>512732464 (OP)
lol I’m a zoomer, I’m not getting married unless it’s to a virgin gen alpha girl

>>512735392
It's a perfectly logical language following set rules.
In fact there's not a single exception in the finnish language.

>>512732464 (OP)
B-buh mommy im posting pro israel content on 4chan!

>>512732464 (OP)
You know the rules

>>512734117
BENIS :D
kurwa

>>512736132
Whats the story here anon?

>>512732464 (OP)
I want to see Wifejak naked

>>512732464 (OP)
I wish my tits were that fat

>>512736197
I want to see wifejacked blacked

>>512736170
>Black girl came here asking how to improve her local community.
>Anons told her tits with timestamp
>OP delivered
>Thread exploded because black girl posted tits with time stamp
>No meaningful discussion was had
>Choco milkers anon disappeared into the ether

>>512733288
don't blame synthetic fabrics, pussy has smelled since pussy has existed

>>512736401
Damn.

>>512736401
>stretch marks

My wife is in bed watching anime.

>>512732464 (OP)
Never.

>>512736599
Thats not a limiting factor given your bulbous gut

>>512736599
>stretch marks
Mommy racing stripes. I would like to winter in a cabin with that chug sqauw. Snugglefucking in front of the stove while occasionally cooking bacon and eggs and listening to AM radio.

>>512732464 (OP)

>>512736843
Your post should've had two meme arrows

>>512736949
Now do Windows 7 Pro

>>512732464 (OP)
>comes to bed and farts for 17 seconds

>>512734339
Thanks, but she’s all yours dude
Because that’s how it works. You simp for her, and she provides LOL

>>512736599
All women have stretch marks, even virgins.

>>512737284
Girls don't poop or fart

>>512737284
Still her fault

>>512732464 (OP)
This meme is meant to be endearing? I thought it was meant to be annoying

I am 5'9" with mid face. It's impossible to get a gf in 2025

>>512737497
Its supposed to be annoying bur loveable
Like wives

>>512737521
I believe in you anon. I would suggest taking the butterface pill or the cerebral palsy pill, but they are rare and harder to find.

>>512737676
Tgw no big tit retard pancake chef gf

>>512737729
Kek

>>512737676
You think I am joking but the struggle is real.

>>512732464 (OP)
Oh, time to take my meds.
*gulp*
>woman vanishes

>>512736401
Fucking great

>>512732464 (OP)
That’s what my wife looks like.
Except her shoulders are about 20% wider and get waist 60% wider

>>512737676
This is…. Rather arousing…

>>512737947
I know, fren

>>512736599
Stretch marks are the milk of magnesia you homosexual faggot

>>512738295
Inaccurate, ugly chicks have even worse bodies

>>512738531
Anon, I....

>>512733547
I remember when all women started complaining "you left the seat up" because they are too stupid to look before sitting down. Then I started complaining "you left the seat down again" and she left me.

>>512736401
It’s honestly absolutely insane more girls don’t advertise their OF here.

>>512738855
Don't you have the gay though?

>>512738531
Very foolish words

>>512739203

>>512737217
>Windows 7 Pro

>>512739285
Thank you anon

>>512738847
there's pasta that goes with this one.

>>512732464 (OP)
C-can we have sexy time?

>>512733192
Lots of us are married anon

>>512739511
im married how did you know…

>>512739511
I'm divorced, with child and have a new girlfriend.
Life is strange.

>>512736949
i don't get it.

winxpx64 sucked balls

>>512739416
You are correct, Sir

>>512732464 (OP)

>>512740822

>>512740822
>tiny nipples

>>512739203

>>512736949
>windows
>winxp64

if you actually used winxp64 you'd know its fucking ass.

>>512733192
Don't make such general statements, a lot of us are married and/or have kids

>>512741102

>>512741102
So hailou does nudity?
Can it make me videos that look like the the chubby girls on the covers of JAV?

>>512738974
They would attract a Hyde like cult following just by posting here. Automatic simps to fund their life.

>>512737445
not her

>>512738646

>>512741718
Nice. BTW she married a rich chink and deleted her social media. Also she was a bong.

>>512732464 (OP)
>puts face between tits
>sniffs HARD.
>sighs...
Allright honey,
Goodnight /pol/!