We call this a Hot Carl in CaliWali

Looks like shit
Death to California.

>>512735891 (OP)
>literally called animal fries
Seriously though its the only way to enjoy their cotton seed oil fries they suck hard

>>512735891 (OP)
FOR JUST $5 YOU CAN GET IT ANALLY INSERTED

>>512735891 (OP)
I wish I lived in Cali
In the 80s that is

This is my favorite cali treat.. eggs de la gringa

>>512735891 (OP)
california is over-reted as fuck

>you can get a hamburger
>or a CALIFORNIA hamburger
>(that means with avocado

>you can go to a regular 'psychic' to have your fortune told
>or you can go to a CALIFORNIA psychic
>(only mentioning this because of those radio ads they play)

had some faggot from california try to explain to me that mexican food from his state is better than
>tex-mex
when i didn't even know the was any kind or rivalry between the two, for who can make beans, ride, and put it on a taco with some meat

but apparently he did

since the illegal mexicans in california are better than the ones in texas, for whatever reason he failed to explaiin

>>512735891 (OP)
>cooms on your fries
that will be $40 + tip

>>512736064
*juevos

>>512736048
From the 1930s to the 1980s, California was a heaven on Earth. The boomers fucked this place over so hard. I don't think anywhere else on Earth got raped by the boomers as hard as California did.

>>512735891 (OP)
dude i think someone jacked off all over your fries

Isn't this just animal style? Ok girl here's the plan. I'ma pull out 200 bucks for our date. We're ganna subtract your weight. Let's see how much fun we have with 15 bucks

>>512736064
>I can't come over I have to do my hair

>>512736064
She’s been doing this for years, she has to wear a diaper at this point

>>512736064
That little piece of feeces at the end of expelling the candy is truly superb

>>512735891 (OP)
In Oklahoma we call that a Kentucky taco stand

>>512736119

jews actually. Most Californians voted in the early 90s to revoke health care and gibs and public school access to beaners, but a kike judge overturned it

>>512736064
Bruh

>>512735891 (OP)
its like a mexican poutine

>>512736687
they also banned gay marriage in the 2008 and a kike judge overturned it
a lot of people don't know this, prop 8

>>512736064
Mate