Anything but Jesus! Anything else! Literally, everything else, anything else, anything but Jesus! Anything, even nothing, literally believing in nothing, is better than Jesus! Anything but Jesus!

Follow birds? Yep
Follow cows? Yep
Follow leaves? Yep
Follow water? Yep
Follow metal? Yep
Follow wood? Yep
Follow tarot? Yep
Follow rocks? Yep
Follow crystals? Yep
Follow statues? Yep
Follow TV? Yep
Follow youtube? Yep
Follow celebrities? Yep
Follow musicians? Yep
Follow artists? Yep
Follow GPS? Yep
Follow AI? Yep
Follow computers? Yep
Follow friends? Yep
Follow family? Yep
Follow nothing? Yep
Follow rainbows? Yep
Follow sex? Yep
Follow money? Yep
Follow Jesus? NO, ANYTHING BUT JESUS!

least retarded eglin bot post

Follow dragons? Yep
Follow unicorns? Yep
Follow trees? Yep
Follow fire? Yep
Follow movies? Yep
Follow stone? Yep
Follow psychics? Yep
Follow murderers? Yep
Follow athletes? Yep
Follow food? Yep
Follow science? Yep
Follow evolution? Yep
Follow directions? Yep
Follow seasons? Yep
Follow astrology? Yep
Follow instincts? Yep
Follow rules? Yep
Follow employers? Yep
Follow leaders? Yep
Follow crypto? Yep
Follow frogs? Yep
Follow roads? Yep
Follow drugs? Yep
Follow nature? Yep
Follow Jesus? NO, ANYTHING BUT JESUS!

Anything but Jesus! Anything else! Literally, everything else, anything else, anything but Jesus! Anything, even nothing, literally believing in nothing, is better than Jesus! Anything but Jesus!

>give up the entire world
>For some fake and gay jew story with zero evidence
Yeah nah. Family first. Anyone that wants you to hate your family or put themselves above your family is a piece of shit.

>>512738650 (OP)
Daily reminder, Satan doesnt need you to worship him to claim your soul, he only needs to turn you away from Jesus Christ.

How do I stay away from Christians?

>>512738650 (OP)
Stay mad niggers

Christ is King.

>>512738650 (OP)
Step aside, Satan, I follow the Lord God Jesus Christ.