>it’s bigger than we thought
Holy fucking shit! The comet coming into our solar system at over 130,000mph isn’t a comet. Experts are all coming to the same conclusion; it’s an alien probe. Most likely hostile in nature. Humanity is at dire risk. Start prepping now. First contact will be around the end of movements. We are doomed if we don’t come together. Stronger as a team.

>>512760337 (OP)
>a rock in space
aylmao

>>512760337 (OP)
> 28 july
> news

do the ayys have the Epstein files or what?

>>512760337 (OP)
DA ALIENS R CUMMING!!!

>>512760337 (OP)
SPACE IS FAKE AND GAY
>watch the polish bot call me a jew

>>512760556
Fuck off, we're full

>>512760587
>SPACE IS FAKE AND GAY
your brain is fake and gay

>>512760337 (OP)
Do you want me to change the timeline again? Or are you ready to be men and face the new frontier?

the experts can shove a ping pong up their ass noone gives a fuck about this fake shit

>>512760587
The crazy thing is...... aliens do exist. They have already been here on this planet. Life on Earth is an ongoing experiment. There are many different kinds. If humanity was fucked we already would have been

Humans finally getting their skulls caved in by the ayys is the best outcome for this planet.

>>512760771
>If humanity was fucked we already would have been
But we already are fucked. Human extinction is the only solution now.

>>512760337 (OP)
Do the aliens know about israelis?

>>512760939

>>512760337 (OP)
BWISC
BIG
WHITE
INTER
STELLAR
COCK

>>512760337 (OP)
Maybe it's Wormwood

>>512760501
Kek this is the only correct response

I'm 100% sure it's nothing but an overhyped space rock

your mom said my mysterious interstellar object racing through our solar system is bigger than expected. bazinga!

>>512760337 (OP)
>let's go ahead and let our stoner "scientists" send out probes announcing our existence in an otherwise cold and seemingly dead universe
the species at the top knew from the get go- that "intelligent" life would get lonely, eager to make contact with something similar to itself, expecting some sort of salvation or exchange of ideas and innovations, all you get is a murderous psychopathic species that is truly enlightened to the nature of existence- to kill all else that isn't them and now they dominate the cosmos.