Avi Loeb, the most renown and respected astronomer and theoretical physicist has just CONFIRMED that an alien probe has entered our solar system. All signs point to it being hostile in nature. Time is running out for world leaders to act and save the planet.
https://nypost.com/2025/08/10/us-news/scientist-challenges-world-leaders-over-mystery-comet-he-fears-could-be-alien-probe-but-time-is-running-out/

>>512794132 (OP)
There is literally no life on any planet but Earth. Find Jesus and this will make sense to you

>>512794132 (OP)
>bigger than we thought
Oh. My. God. This is bad. This is extremely bad.

>>512794132 (OP)
Please God let this life end, please. I am sick of sharing a world with cannabalistic pedophiles who want to control my life.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT TO PAY HIM TO PAY HIM TO PAY HIM TO PAY HIM

>>512794132 (OP)
Aliens = kikes

>>512794201
Faggot fuck off

Hopefully the blonde aryans of back up B are coming to save us

Reminder not to fall for it. Its a scam for a one world government.

>>512794132 (OP)
>That level of self-importance
There's a 100% chance the ayys would laugh their asses off and move on with their lives
If you're so advanced you're exploring space, why give a shit about a rock with monkeys on it

>>512794132 (OP)
this is somehow related to the epstein list
https://www.brighteon.com/36c16709-9621-452f-bc4f-0cd71c59028f

>>512794132 (OP)
arium.
the aliens come from that planet.

>TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!!
>BUY MY BOOKS!!!!!!!
Fuck off, Avi

>>512794195
>Earth is the center of the universe!

>>512794325
This is literally like the Spanish visiting Brazil

>>512794132 (OP)
Respected
Aliens are coming

>Avi Loeb, the most renown and respected Mossad agent direct from the wailing wall.
ftfy

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb

lol. Lmao.

>>512794462
it actually is.

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
Jews are very rational and honest, this must be true.

>>512794522
Are you also a flat earther?

He’s an Israeli talpiot grad btw

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
No need for early life on this one lol

>>512789900
*ahem

>>512794580
no, that's just silly.

>>512794132 (OP)
>the most renown and respected astronomer and theoretical physicist has just CONFIRMED that an alien probe has entered OP's anus

>>512794132 (OP)
anything that travels interstellar space will be so advanced we would be like ants to them. best hope theyre peaceful but what a way to go out.

>>512794132 (OP)

They'd rather fake and alien invasion than release the Epstein files.

>>512794132 (OP)
It's literally just a normal comet kek. The only suspicious thing here is that we had our first 3 interstellar objects since 2016
We couldn't have missed all of them before then

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
Jews ALWAYS tell the truth.

>>512794641
This is the new tactic of flat earthers, to pretend they were never into it.

>>512794677
Checked, jews should not be allowed in astrophysics desu

>another suspicious object
First one was a weirdly shaped asteroid
Second was a fucking comet
Third is also a comet

>>512794728
thanks for the heads up but i don't care since i know how to math.

>>512794132 (OP)
>Earth is 7 billion years old
>"ALIENS ARE COMING, RIGHT NOW!! IN OUR LIFETIME!!"

imagine believing this

>>512794937
>"it is, until it isn't"

>>512794132 (OP)
>theoretical

Literally just guessing

>literal bluebeam

>>512794905
We need to make a religious fanatic containmrnt board.

>>512794937
>"The moon is exactly the right size and distance to exactly cover the sun! IN OUR LIFETIME!"
imagine believing this

>>512794937
Well, we became a space faring species only recently soooooo

>>512794641
kek. well played

what about ayyypstein

>>512794462
You accidentally used sarcasm over a statement that could absolutely be true. It’s possible we are the only planet with life, and even more possible we’re the first to have tool using intelligent life

>Avi from Harvard
That's nice. What are the grownups in China saying about this?

>>512794580
I find it very telling you equate the opposite of your assertion of our (lack of) importance with being a “flat earther,” I suspect this extends to a lot of things you think

>>512794132 (OP)
Ok, but why would it activate it force-fields, maybe they are worry about the space-moon niggers stealing our souls?

>>512795056
And exactly the perfect size and distance away from us for life to develop and thrive. And also it exists lol without it no life.

>>512795156
But you're really a biased Christian that's what's actually going on here.

>>512794195
>found Jesus
>hes a mixture of jew and ancent Greek lies to cope with Roman brutality.
it's not a planet it's a spacecraft

>>512795247
>Christian intellectual
Sure there is, sure there is.

>>512794132 (OP)
It’s a comet, a really old one that’s visited many systems hence its speed

>>512795313
I didn’t say anything about a religion. I correctly pointed out that we only have evidence of life on one planet. Without further evidence it’s perfectly reasonable to think this might be the only one. You confuse your obsessed sperging over religion with a refutation, to which it’s not even close.

>>512795407
>sure there is
Sure there is what? You’re a fucking idiot mate

>>512795446
Is that why your mom is so fast lol got em

>>512794132 (OP)
> Could be an alien probe
And I could be Jesus, right?
It would take thousands of years for it to send a report "home".

>>512795447
>>512795498
Whatever dude, you're a Christian larping as neutral.

>>512795051
we have one.
>>>/x/

>>512794132 (OP)
Calm down.
They are just coming to get me.
Most of you are alright.
Some of you...Well, let's just say, some of you's is gonna be in trouble

>>512795447
There’s probably a lot of life outside our system. The real question is, is there any life forms like humans, whose entire purpose is to innovate? Finding other animal life is neat but also pretty useless to humans. We’re seeking peers not pets

>>512795616
No, I’m not, and you are so obsessed with religion it’s genuinely making you stupid. Since when was the existence of aliens a central tenet of atheism?

>>512795156
Its equally as plausible that we are the most advanced civilization there is, the least; the only planet with life or one of many.

>>512795313
christianity is correct.
you would know this if you could math.

>>512794132 (OP)
WE HEF 2 MORE WEEKS TO LIVE!

>>512795694
I'm obsessed with religion because religious people are 10x more insufferable than fedora tippers.

>>512795830
fedora tipping is a religion, anon.

>>512794132 (OP)
Christ is king

>>512795830
>I’m obsessed with religion
We know. We’re discussing the possibility of no other alien life nonetheless. You can get on topic or shut up now

>>512795778
I don't talk to numerology schizos sorry.

>>512794132 (OP)

>>512794132 (OP)
>Jew says UFO's are coming to earth and we need a savior.
Meanwhile...
>UFO's are aliens/fallen angels.
>Earth has a firmament; space is fake and gay.
>Jews reject Jesus but call Trump a messianic figure.

>>512795931
That’s formal logic, not numerology, and you again show everyone what a fucking idiot you are

>>512794132 (OP)
> could be
It could be a vanguard of the Führer announcing the recapture of Earth from Jewish domination.

>>512795887
True, but they don't think God is looking over threir shoulder winking at them lije religious people do.

>>512796003
>That’s formal logic
No it's apophenia induced by schizophrenia.

Jewish schizo who literally writes articels about how Jews need to leave the solar system behind so they can exist for trillions of years.
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/extraterrestrial-intelligence-and-the-jews-9be04c7b6257

>>512794132 (OP)
Imagine the size of the butt it will probe. Likely in the US. Is it coming for lizzo or walmart customers ?

>>512794132 (OP)
>All signs point to it being hostile in nature.
It was real in my mind

Who are these scientists and why should i believe them?

>>512796051
90 iqs tip fedoras at the same rate, anon.
midwit is midwit regardless of beliefs.

This is actually a real threat if it gets sling shot around the sun back at us.

>>512794132 (OP)
(((They're))) trying to draw your attention from the fact that Avi Loeb is an anagram to Evil Abo. Aussie sistas, our response?????

>>512794132 (OP)
But in all actuality, it's just the people who go to bildeberg or whatever it's called and Project Blue Beam. Trying to get everyone on board with a one world government.
It's all so tiresome & fake & gay.
But so many are eating it up even though we have been warned they were going to do this for AT LEAST 10 years now, actually longer.
They tried that in here a few years ago. Something about an object on Ganymede & they were saying how the world has to come together & give up weapons so the aliens will come to us. It was GAY AF. Some dumb bitch(you can tell it was a woman) saying how they weren't told this by the "aliens" but they are just assuming it's what is needed for contact.
I hate these people so much because they have ZERO real world experience. In their little bubble & echo chamber for far too long. And they think they are the end all be all & know how everything has to be. They are full of shit but keep getting paid. hang the payers

>>512794937
>fun fact

There is a much stronger argument for the Young Earth/Biblical account of creation and existence than there is for Old Earth theories. I came to this realization after years of being a hardcore atheist and fully buying into the mainstream scientism narrative.

>>512795668
Kek

>>512796388
Abos are retarded

>>512794132 (OP)
WTF A PROBE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>512795675
>We’re seeking peers not pets
Those who we assume are our peers would probably see us as pets, if we are lucky. Pests if we are not lucky.

>>512794132 (OP)
What difference does it make either way? If it's aliens you're fucked, if it isn't aliens you're still fucked because you still live on this gay planet.
I hope it's fucking aliens.

>>512796388
Lol

>Avi loeb
sounds pretty jewish.

>>512794659
As if humans were peaceful. We are the most destructive species on the planet.

>>512794672
Facts lol

>>512794462
That's because it is. Everything revolves around us and we live on a flat plane.

>>512796465
Of course you did, because you never critically examined your beliefs in the first place, you just jumped from one bandwagon to the next

>>512794462
I'm the center of mine

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb

I don trust no nigga named Avi Loeb.

The Epstein files are on the UFO

Wouldn't this disprove every major religion?

>>512794132 (OP)
>Time is running out
Accelerate

>>512797449
the Pope came out a few years back to say that if there was aliens it would not disprove God, it just means God is God of the whole Universe or something like that.

>>512797449
Yes goy, the lizard commies are coming to denounce Jesus

>>512794195
actually god created a more perfect life on another planet. earth was the internal development environment. you can see he got it quite wrong with niggers and npc cattle retards like you.

Avi Loeb is a heeb who has been funneling money and tech out of this country to Israel for his entire career. His job is to subvert actual SETI research and say that every possible moving thing in the sky is an alien so that israel can get more money to research it. This is fairly well documented

>>512796465
Give me some reading material related to this, anon. I’m legitimately interested.

>>512796388
>romanian gypsy distracting you from (((Avi)))
Oy fucking vey.

>avi loeb
hmm name sounds jewish, let's check...
>Abraham "Avi" Loeb is an Israeli and American
"aliens" sure...sure...two more weeks. I believe you.

>>512794132 (OP)
Avi Loed is a giant Jew but i like him

>>512795906
Sorry golem, I just BELIEVE the living gay kike narrative, not your kike on a stick fairy tale that -ACK allegedly thousands of years ago.

>>512797863
John Byl - God and Cosmos: A Christian View of Time, Space, and the Universe

Thomas Kuhn - The Structure of Scientific Revolutions

Stephen Jay Gould - Time’s Arrow, Time’s Cycle: Myth and Metaphor in the Discovery of Geological Time

The entire modern dating scheme and concept of billions of years is based around the presupposed assumption that the rates of change we use to measure how something ages have been universally consistent and have never changed, which we have zero evidence of and realistically can not argue for. We observe how fast something has decayed over the past 60 years for example, or has mutated, and from the observed rate of change there modern science then extrapolates to a time span of millions and billions of years purely operating on the assumption that from the minuscule sample size we have empirical access to that these things have never changed. Of course, the problem with this naturalist/materialist worldview is that they have absolutely zero reason to extrapolate this from such a tiny sample size in a universe supposedly formed purely from chaotic, random interactions of matter causing emergent properties. The assumption is nonsensical because there is no reason to think that such a universe would have extreme long term consistency or that circumstances couldn’t have altered the things that we are able to observe in our own lifespans prior to us. Ironically, only a universe in a theistic context - with an undergirding lawgiver outside of matter - could make sense of why there would be absolutely uniform and unchanging structure and laws which modern scientism assumes, while denying this very principle as absurd.

Since matters of the distant past are inherently beyond empirical observation which science must be bound to, it becomes a matter of constructing a worldview or paradigm beyond the empirical that can make the most internal logical sense, as that is the only viable parameter to judge which is more or less likely.

>>512798582
you're free to be wrong.

>>512794132 (OP)
An alien probe? That large? Will it even fit inside OP?

>>512794132 (OP)
OK, UFO schizo here, you've enjoyed my posts in the past so please read.
Avi Loeb is the Boy Who Cried Wolf. Mathematically, there should be a certain number of these interstellar wanderers passing through our solar system at anytime, estimates being between one and six objects, depending on measure. If it was an actual alien artifact, we would most likely detect technical signals of some kind or another anomaly. Oumuamua, for instance, has a length:diameter ratio that strongly indicates construction, not geology; plus an extremely unusual trajectory. An object the size of this comet decellerating into the system would have a drive signature and would have been decellerating the entire trip inbound.
He's barking up the wrong tree.

>>512799771
op's anus knows no bounds.

>>512794132 (OP)

>>512794132 (OP)
Avi Loeb cries aliens every single time, it's his job to get cash from retarded alienfag millionaires

>>512795051
We need to make a containment internment center for jews like you

>>512795394
You’re not a nigger, you’re an abo.

>>512794132 (OP)
Kike psyop, fuck off faggot

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
Thanks now I know its bullshit

>>512797449
Nope, the Catholics have doctrine for it already, I think at least some of Islam does too. The inquiry will be about their old prophets, if any, and belief systems. Might completely fuck up Talmudic law though, depending.
They don't really have a category for "sapient shellfish that are of God" at the moment.

>>512794425
>>BUY MY BOOKS!!!!!!!
Yarr har har, I pirated his book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tChNGA9NLM

>>512794132 (OP)
Everything is Ayys according to Mpeg Lesbo.

>>512797449
You mean this would prove every single religion? Outside of christcuckery the gods came on flying machines from another planet.

>>512801622
>christcuckery
using this term denotes you as a 90 iq, anon.
be better.

>>512801738
Ok christcuck, how is your NPC programming language doing nowadays?

>>512799771
I'm sure Uranus is big enough to take it

>>512794132 (OP)

Post Epstein

Its weird. Last night i was able to catch it till 3am before light on the horizon forced me to stop. These were on 40 second exposures. It honestly looked like, it missed its 4 hour expectation mark by like .01 arseconds...so it appears to have slowed a tad

I literally spent $5000 on a telescope and stayed up all night for this, went through a crash course in astronomy. I love this hobby all of a sudden. I am learning tho, so i may not be the best source

>>512799931
Following up, this is the third object he's made these claims for. This pollutes the dialogue on any further discoveries that have detectable anomalies.

>>512801317
>They don't really have a category for "sapient shellfish that are of God" at the moment.
>sapient shellfish that are of God
Ah, a fellow understander.
>8YYY8

>>512803343
He only claimed that about the first one. Which was just wierdly shaped. From what I read there was no question about Borisov. It was spewing like a shook up soda can well beyond Jupiter

Yeah the guy has a credibility problem for crying wolf. But its hard to argue with his points

>GOY, LOOK, AN ALIEN

Liberation day is coming.

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
Opinion discarded.

>>512803000
Checked and very nice anon, I appreciate you posting your findings.

>>512803433
Elaborate, that comment was based on a pet project that is one gigantic scientifically-grounded hypothetical. I just found the Talmudic contradictions that could, in principle, turn into a problem if they were real.

>>512803563
He's the lead for the team that did the calculations for Oumuamua, but he's trying to build a media presence around it in the wrong way. He's becoming the new "It's aliens" guy, minus the cool hair.

>>512794132 (OP)
>avi

>>512794132 (OP)
you can't fear an alien probe if you don't even know anything about aliens. it could be like Cortez, he liberated the indians from the aztecs, and maybe yhe aliens will liberate humanity from yhe strongjew

>>512803746
He isn't wrong in his thoughts

We should have dozens of ships armed with ready to go nukes around the orbit of every planet and possible entry point to the solar system. Not just for Aliens. For asteroids. This planet has a long history of asteroid hits that wipe out life.

>>512803705
One of the seemingly alien species on Earth is an extremely advanced cuttlefish-like mollusc. Whether they are cryptoterrestrials from Earth or aliens from Ganymede, Enceladus or another star system, maybe we find out soon.

>>512803901
And failing that, we should have single-use, pre-staged interceptors ready to launch on intercept trajectories in hours, not years. Nukes optional for mission profile.

>>512804093
>i want to defend our government
Jesus Christ

>>512794132 (OP)
>. All signs point to it being hostile in nature. Time is running out for world leaders to act and save the planet
first of all retard, if that's ayy lmao ship, we are getting raped hard, they can nuke us from orbit/throw a rock at us and we can't do shit about it, second of all
>save the planet
you can't the save planet against ayy lmaos who travel X amount of light-years, is like a baby trying to win in a fight against an adult who's a body builder, that baby is stand no chance
>>512797449
no, that will prove there's life in the Universe and God made a lot of "kids", that\s it

>>512804093
Agreed. I'd like to help build a network of laser stations for both cargo delivery and asteroid deflection.

Alien niggers fuck off we're full!

>>512804093

Yes. i think Avi's biggest criticism is he had melded the two topics together.

We need to really be on watch for this stuff and be ready. looking at all the craters on the moon should tell you all you need to know about how common devastating asteroids are

>>512794132 (OP)
Loeb is a joke among his peers.

>>512794132 (OP)
>(((avi loeb)))
tells me all i need to know, bye retarded nigger

>>512794462
It probably is, but not in the way you think.
Re-read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

>>512794132 (OP)
(((Avi Loeb))) stoped right there

>>512796458
I remember in one of the Heaven's Gate guy's videos he was talking about the concept of Project Bluebeam. Not by name though. But he did know about the plan. Unfortunately I forgot which one. If you skip around and listen to what he says about Luciferians he talks about all sorts of Illuminati conspiracy theories. Too bad he has hours of videos and 90% of it is just preparing his followers to commit suicide. The rest is mostly just general religious stuff.

>>512804434
i dont think saying that is the win you think it is. His "Peers" saying are the same people who told you Covid wasn't airborne, then it was, but it wasn't a big deal. Then it was. Then the vaccine was 100% effective, then it was 0%. You see how the process of established Science has been captured by Government and Corporatism. 99% of them tow the line, and say what they are told to say by the people funding them.

They say Science advances one burial at a time.

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
lel

>>512794132 (OP)
>All signs point to it being hostile in nature

Yes,....and what signs would that be ?

>>512796720
If a Tau blueberry wanted to use me as a pet who am I to say no?

>>512794937
There's a plausible explanation for this. Maybe instead of searching for planets to support life, the aliens wait for intelligent life to evolve and get their attention, then come and kill it and colonize the planet.

But terraforming an inhospitable planet is probably easier than traveling all that distance... maybe...

Or maybe it's about self defence. If they let us catch up then we might kill them, so the best way to stay alive is to eradicate intelligence as soon as it appears.

>>512794937
It's almost as if in the past 150 years, our technology has exploded and we started sending out signals, ships, and satellites into space on a near-constant basis
Seems like a better time for alien visitors top stop by than the past 7 billion years when all we had was single-cell organisms and retarded fish

>>512804724
You do not come to say hello is a 10 mile wide. A smaller vehicle will do. That is just....you shouldn't need to be able to run 2 brain cells together to see that

>>512803981
Neat, will have to check them out. I've been working on a fictional species of them that used to be vaguely antlike... millions of years before they had diaphragms, an internal cartilaginous skeleton, and sapience. They are now alarmingly large, populous, well-organized, technological, and living beneath nearly all human caving efforts - that is, there is enough wiggle room to say that they could exist. They are falsifiable, but not falsified. Caves down there are unmapped, so I can say whatever the hell I want lives down there if the math and biology more or less works. Only had to bend some rules, not break them. It is a bit of a metaphor for science's insistence on studying the known rather than the unknown.
AI catnip too, apparently.

>>512804724
You do not come to say hello in a 10 mile wide spaceship. A smaller vehicle would do. That is just common sense....you shouldn't need to be able to rub 2 brain cells together to see that conclusion. Assuming its aliens of course

>>512804187
Human continuity, fuck the government. We absolutely cannot be sure that they come in peace, and if they do not, they will be able to shoot down a primitive interceptor. And if it's a rock trying to kill us, we need to divert the damned thing. This is pure pragmatism.
>>512804926
That depends on the form of 'Hello'. Gunboat diplomacy is tradition, is it not?

>>512794132 (OP)
>Time is running out
Call me again when it's less than two weeks

>>512804745
who knows what their intentions would be. Maybe our liver enzmes are just tasty or something. Human/Cattle Mutilations are wierd as shit and no one can ever explain them. Maybe they are hungry and wild caught humans are the best tasting. Like some scoff at farmed salmon

I find terraforming the least likely. Like, if you can build a ship that can travel crazy far. You could probably take a dead planet hanging around a fix it up. Much more economical. Or maybe they do both

>>512794472
Kek

>>512803000
Please update us if it's an alium ship, or does anything weird.

>>512805282
I mean. I just sort of did. I was suprised to not see anything on social media. Maybe not alot of people are looking for it yet. I can't view it again till Saturday because of rain.

>>512794132 (OP)
It's probably a comet. It could be interstellar objects are being observed more because our detection capabilities are improving. There's no aliens, we're early to the party. The jump from single cell to multicell is such a large leap it has to be exceedingly rare. Considering how relatively young the universe is in relation to how old life is, we're alone, for now. This is as good as it gets. And you wont live to see how it all folds out.

>>512794462
Yes, technically your mom is the center of the universe because she is the biggest, blackest hole in the universe

>>512794132 (OP)
Do you have any non-jewish opinions to peddle?

>>512794462
It's the center of the universe, only a midwit will think it is not, since the universe originated from a singularity, the center of the universe is everywhere, for hence the earth is the center of the universe.

>>512794132 (OP)
>mystery comet
so, its a normal comet, and a jew wants extra funding.
there is no mystery here

>alien girls when you call them demons and won't come to their ship

>>512794132 (OP)
It’s all just a racket.
Life only exists on earth.

Alien probe
Trumpf
Kamala
Putin
Muslims
Global warming
Peak oil
Rainforests
Market crash
Acid rain
Nukes
Russia
Pumped up kicks
AIDS
Killer bees


Be afraid, goy. Always be afraid.

>>512795051
>jewish screeching
It's physics, pleb. Our current understanding of physics sets a limit on the distance we can observe. The finite speed of light gives rise to a nearly spherical observable universe. As we look out we look back in time. The opaque shell of the completely ionized early universe prevents more distant inquiry. Gravitational effects on the speed of light in a universe with a non-uniform mass distribution are negligible.

If we understand that consciousness is necessary for anything to be said to "exist" (a mere word-symbol) and calculate the spatial "center of consciousness" for all of the consciousness we're aware of, i.e. humans on Earth, we will calculate this center at some point near the center of the Earth. These conscious observers can only observe for a finite and nearly identical distance in every direction, ergo the Earth is at the center of the knowable universe. QED.

Modern physics is surely incomplete, but our understanding quite literally places the Earth at the center of every bit of "universe" we can say anything about. And, of course, whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent.

>>512805907
Exactly. The ancients knew this but jews called them dumb because they didnt.
Earth is the center of the solar system just as much as the sun is. Its all relative.

>>512807278
We work with what we got. And we understand it. If we were wrong our spaceships would miss their mark constantly. Yes there things we don't understand but we have a pretty firm grasp on how gravity works

And light speed isn't possible. Time dilation makes it incomprehensible to the human mind

>>512807543
>We work with what we got. And we understand it. If we were wrong our spaceships would miss their mark constantly. Yes there things we don't understand but we have a pretty firm grasp on how gravity works

>And light speed isn't possible. Time dilation makes it incomprehensible to the human mind
You failed either to read or to comprehend my TEDpost. Try again. Or don't.

>>512794132 (OP)
I don't understand why we don't just launch a nuke at it
It would be a great test for asteroid defense, it would be one less nuclear device, it would be a world unifying event
And fuck them illegal aliens man, this ain't their solar system tryna sneak in the back door
GET OUT AYYLIEMS

we live in a false reality
our intuitive real life is where all the real niggas at

real1s kno wat up

>>512794302
>back up BBC

WE CUMMIN FOR U NIGGGGAAAAA

>>512797449
>>512801622
Not at all.
Genesis 6 says that extraterrestrials came to earth and corrupted the DNA of all living creatures, save Noah, his wife, and sons.

>>512794132 (OP)
>be Jewish
>see object in space
>immediately assume it is hostile

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the aliens show up, genocide the kikes, apologize for the mess, then leave without elaborating.

>>512795247
I’ve chosen, without reason nor evidence, to believe the earth is flat for no reason other than it makes kikes seethe so fucking hard.

Watch kikes try to debate me even though I already said I know nothing about it and have no arguments.

>>512804745
>If they let us catch up then we might kill them, so the best way to stay alive is to eradicate intelligence as soon as it appears.

Do you think aliens are americans? Sounds like an american mindset.

>>512796015
I wish an astrokraut nigga would

>>512807732
I won't

I didn't even mean to reply to you

>>512808063
ICBMs don't just go into space like that. You would need a Saturn 5 rocket or one of elons starships

You watch too much movies. Are nukes can only reach low earth orbit and re enter

>>512794132 (OP)
>Time is running out for world leaders to act and save the planet
I mean... if it's an actual alien invasion there's no saving anything, we would be screwed against any civilization that has interstellar travel.

>>512809482
Russia has one that do tricks in space...the oreshnik. Maybe it could hypothetically get enough delta v to escape earths orbit. But it would need modifications still

>>512795156
Amerimutts are not sentient. Don't say WE.

>>512795057
Star Trek is not documentaries.

>>512794462
your moms hairy minge is the center of mine, son

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb, the most renown and respected astronomer
Not even Avi Loeb will ever agree with this statement

>>512809822
It’s real enough

>>512794132 (OP)
Avi Loeb is known to be a fraudster and a crank. See
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nYXIeZh_bw

>>512810592
Nope, Janeway spent her time killing people.

>>512811232
Janeway should hook up with dukat

>>512796175
>writes articels about how Jews need to leave the solar system
What's the catch?

>>512801317
>They don't really have a category for "sapient shellfish that are of God" at the moment.
"God made everyone in His image, but as he transcends our meagre three dimensions and mortal understanding in general, everyone is a humble facet of His image."
Enjoy abrahamic religions continuing for six gorillion more years.

>>512794132 (OP)
((Loeb))

>>512804893
Cool, you just reinvented the Hopi ant people.

>>512794580
this shit aint spinning you dumb nigger gorilla

>>512794132 (OP)
>theoretical physicist
If he studied harder he might have been a real physicist

>>512797587
WHY are these people still trusted?
Our government sucks

>>512794132 (OP)
>listening to a child of satan ever

>>512794132 (OP)
This thing is going to slow so if it was an ET they would have left tens of thousands of years ago at least. Not very likely. If there is sentient life out there they need to have overcome the limitations of 3 dimensions in order to visit us. And I believe some of them have done just that but we are probably too primitive and not very special

>>512794249
I think that human consciousness is alien and originates from a metaphysical realm beyond our scientific understanding. So not only are the jews aliens but we are all aliens so-to-speak. But the jews must come from a different substance compared to our own. No other explanation makes sense.

>>512794195
Not sure about that but this "alien probe" was confirmed to be a comet. There was a chance it could be an asteroid, which could be a ufo until proven otherwise, but all the evidence points to a comet.

>>512794998
i'm theoretically a physicist

anyways this has been deboonk'd

>avi loeb
yeah i think maybe time IS running out
maybe let's get our affairs in order
avi

>>512794132 (OP)
>avi
Fucking sliding kike. All to get minds off of kike crimes. TKD. This fucking kike first.

>>512794201
Oh lord it's a BBSO

>>512794472
Oh
Space Fikki Fikki

>>512794132 (OP)
Looks like BBCs are on their way to service white women's gaping holes!!!! Good morning

>>512794132 (OP)
REMINA TAKE ME

>>512794195
No Jesus lives on another planet called kolob

>>512794132 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
The alien Jew with his intergalactic jewing

>>512794472
Is that when they took the king hostage in hos room? Forget his name... oh wait, montezuma

Revelation
I expect many different things to happen globally in the next few years. Embrace Christ.

>>512794195
>He doesn't know about space jesus
ngmi to ethereal heaven man

>>512794132 (OP)
Its the harvester.
They've fattened most of us up.
Now comes the great swipe of the sickle.

>>512814015
it could have been slowing down for the past year before we saw it
you might scoff, but if you were able to accelerate at 1G (9.8m/s^2) for one entire year nonstop you'd be approaching the speed of light
conversely, you'd only need to decelerate at 1G for 320 days to go from 90% of the speed of light to stationary

>>512814015
I think your special anon.

>>512794132 (OP)
>>512794201
>>512794204
>>512794209
reminder that anything ZOG says about aliens will be almost definitely the opposite of truth or a well poisoned version of it, and any globohomo ayys that side with ZOG are evil while any that are allied with the Third Reich or its breakaways are based and the exopolitical enemies of ZOG that have them quaking and rushing their various squabbling factional plots to institute a bug eating technocratic slave world.

This policy of remembrance & nooticing is also inclusive of the obvious fake and gayness of ayys that pretend to oppose and depose ZOG only to encourage us to do more globohomo after they take over, or the fake and gayness of Blue Beam 'ayys' and 'Third Reich affiliates' that are 'revealed' to have been 'behind' ZOG's actions for deranged unbelievable accelerationist or otherwise nonsensical and self-contradictory reasons and/or engage in a massive and peculiarly convenient attack on global civil infrastructure that could've very easily been a falseflag specifically to make us resist am oncoming liberation by those forces.

>>512794201
It's gonna push someone's shit in.

>>512794325
You had the vagina incident and you're laughing?

>>512797449
We should kill all our religious leaders and make a one world government!

>>512794132 (OP)
Literally one kike pushing this shit, desperately trying to distract from the genocide the kikes are doing right now.

>>512821920
Also the Epstein files

>>512794132 (OP)
i cant believe theyre gonna tell the niggercattle that the aliens are gonna get them

more white and kike sensationalism. by kikes for whites. both unrelenting, insufferable parasites

>>512794132 (OP)
he believes it could be, but he definitely hasn't confirmed it. (source: your link)
the truth is , it's a natural rock and not an alien. one year from today, I'll come back here to remind you about the object long after its passing, and you'll be like, "huh? what was that again?"

>>512808673
Kino

>>512821758

>>512809482
There are 6 particle beam weapons distributed around earth that can engage objects in near orbits, 3 are in the usa one is in australia.

>>512794132 (OP)
psyop

>>512822144
Kek

>>512794395
>uohh arium sor yummy!
>so dericacy because is vervet meat!

>>512794132 (OP)
Are ayyyys these the nigga who did make Wakanda brah and de pyramids? No I keed, that was done by Whitey.

Aliens decided it's better to just send a mass-extinction level interstellar ballistic missile to Earth than deal with Jews.

>>512794646
>anus
>not uranus
ngmi

Save this real human /pol/anons.

The Kikes of ISRAEL IDF are the project blue/jew and they think their demon god of saturn is this alien but they also want a distraction from their REAL genocide in Gaza.

I hate jews so fucking much its unreal.

>>512794195
>just don't ask about the watchers chud!
>also do not look on why my amerimutt gov spend trillions on stargate and the alium ranch! also im trans btw if that matters! :)
the actual state of /pol/ on 4cuck geg

>>512794195
Go and suck that king of jews's dick you stupid fuck narrow minded prick.

>>512794195
where did jesus ascend to?
you christcucks take the bible literally, so WHERE did jesus literally ascend to?

>>512794204
He promised there will be no more global floods, I don't remember him saying anything about not getting vaporized by an asteroid impact.
But for real, it's just a distraction from the epstein files.

>>512823342
It's funny you mention this, I had a similar thought in the shower this morning. Kind of odd.

https://files.catbox.moe/3tg7j7.jpg
>>512794132 (OP)

Have you ever heard of North Sentinel island? Earth is just like that but on a galactic scale. Earth is pretty an uncontacted island of primitive savages but in space.

Humans have been a space faring species for billions of years. In fact, the very first protohumans existed as forms of pure thought and energy that were formed within one Planck time of the Big Bang. Humanity is spread throughout the Milky Way Galaxy and beyond. Earth humans are just the descendants of an exploration ship that was lost a very long time ago. The larger galactic alliance of humans had attempted to make contact with Earth numerous times but were always met with violence and superstition. They’ve given up on trying to peacefully interact with the space nigger planet known as Earth.

Earth also isn’t the only planet that lost contact with the larger human alliance. There are untold countless planets where the same exact thing has happened. When you have an alliance that spans the universe, a planet is like nothing. Some are brought back into the alliance once they reach a specific technological milestone to a degree that they’re fit to contribute to the alliance.

There are also no other aliens. Humanity was a total fluke. Nobody knows why this is.

The Boötes Void is one major hub of the human alliance. It’s a collection of Dyson swarms that obscure entire galaxies.

The Great Attractor is a human megaproject that is millions of light years across and is composed of cosmic string and dense clusters of dark matter. It spins at 0.9999998c. Humans have figured out that the Heat Death of the universe is an inevitability, and tunneling into the multiverse is the only way to escape it. Humans know this because they routinely travel through closed timelike curves from Heat Death to shortly after the Big Bang. Humans have witnessed Heat Death countless times through countless universe cycles but still haven’t figured out how to prevent or escape it.

>believing a jew
we will have Elon Musk's rockets larping as aliens, the "aliens" will come down and they will say "Israel humanity's greatest ally, humans need to go to war for them" or some shit

The space Jews are returning and you goyim better learn to love us or you will pay very dearly. You will be cremated in tophet jars while they wear the mask you better beg for forgiveness.

>>512825935
Then pay with all your goylets' trashed and bloody jewholes and "lives".
https://files.catbox.moe/gtgtie.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/b8tid9.png

>>512794204
The most normie shit ever. None of these twits said a thing about this until mainstream media broke it. It's far worse thar race mixers and entire cannibal races (niggers, aztecs, injuns and jews) have rights and live in your nation.

>>512794132 (OP)
When they find the Jews & Jeets and see they haven’t been exterminated were fucked. Humanity is going to get fucking steamrolled and become a commodity.

>>512794132 (OP)
>>512794201
>>scientists
ah yes, the men in white coats, infallible, honest, moral.
we must listen to them, they have PHDs, ordained by the Ive League Towers of Special Knowledge.

>>512794132 (OP)
>2025
The year that a Jew invented the alien attack scam.

>>512827345
>(((Scientist))) gracefully explores forced intercourse with extraordinary child from space faring species but they’re anti semitic now they’re going to exterminate humanity

>>512794132 (OP)
>Loeb
yeah right im gonna 100% belieeeve it

>>512794672
The kikes and their blood cabal goyim will nuke cities before releasing the Epstein Files.

Remember that the leaders of western nations would sooner see everyone dead - the whole fucking planet - than to give even some of the information of their crimes. Left and right does not exist in their world, only sacred and profane.

>>512827639
Is that a fucking pepperoni

Patriots, Once you fuck an alien woman, if you can call it that, you will never go back to a human. What they can do with your dick is out of this world. H. Dark Maga

>>512794132 (OP)
>avi loeb

>>512794204
Amen, let it all fucking end already. This joke has gone too far.

>>512794673
This.

>>512794132 (OP)
>experts warn

>>512821674
yes, it goes without saying that any aliend species which stumbles upon earth will either destroy humanity, or destroy the jews.

>>512794132 (OP)
Nobody beats Mr Alan

>>512796388
kek also checked

>>512794201
Still not too big for the average roasty.

>>512794462
holy shit the amount of serious replies to this is troubling

>>512827966
Greetings from Planet Pepperoni, puny meatbag. Kneel.

>>512794659
>anything that travels interstellar space will be
Freemason Science BS. Don't fall for any of this.

>>512794132 (OP)

>>512794132 (OP)
I love Avi Loeb because he makes all all these "trust the science' types seethe
He published some decent papers, got tenure at Harvard and then promptly began doing all this stuff on alien life and doesn't care anymore lol

>>512794195
Jesus said there were many worlds though

>>512828784
Yeah. This. He makes them go
>No not THAT science. Listen to our settled science, Chuds.

>>512828835
>Jesus said there were many worlds though
Jesus says that those who believe in Him are no longer a part of that cosmos. (World)
The system of the world is ruled by Satan.

you have to be mind broken to the same level qanon fags are to believe in this alien nonsense

oh and being low iq helps too

>>512825669
>Humans have witnessed Heat Death countless times through countless universe cycles but still haven’t figured out how to prevent or escape it.
What if you used a big heater?

>>512812902
Please God, no

>>512828784
kind of based, ngl

>>512829384
that would only speed it up.
anyway, everything he said is bullshit.
the universe will begin collapsing again after it runs out of steam.

>>512828682
you really think the earth isnt the center of the universe?

>>512827966
belief science you superstitioid

>>512797449
>There are other sheep who are not of this flock
Right there in Genesis amigo

I wonder how aliens will feel about our government using them to memory hole Epstein and his customers.

If Aliens abduct me and can understand me, I would tell them to annihilate every last part of the Middle East, no survivors, just complete glassing.

>>512808815
>Aliens show up
>Declare America the best of all countries
You know you will seethe all over the internet WHEN it happens

>>512811515
I've been watching ds9 again and the actor that plays Garak is a complete dick
He intentionally made Garak the most interesting play on Kardassians and so other than Ducat all other roles were completely underwhelming by comparison.
Garak should of gotten his own series, you know when hes in an episode there will be intrigue and perhaps some murder and mayhem

>>512829513
It's going to outlive every generation in existence currently
It's pointless to complain about
Might as well bitch about the summer heat.
Jews and marxists plan in half decades

The Roman Catholic Church plans in centuries

>>512830271
Based

>>512795906
well said

Christ is king.

Mohammod is a false prophet and doesn't exist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_iD6Lf6MY

>>512794325
It’s more likely they come here and steal all our resources and fuck off immediately
That won’t end well for us.

Umm
Nobody believes this bullshit
Ya know

>>512794132 (OP)
Nigger

>>512819541

Kolob is the star nearest Jesus planet

>>512794520
Give it two more weeks

>>512794132 (OP)
>hurtling towards Earth
it won't get within 200million miles of earth

maybe they were sent to study the martians millions of years ago, but traffic was terrible
we could have walkable galaxies if it weren't for the spaceship lobby