BRAVO, SEA MONKEYS

OUTSTANDING SEAMANSHIP! HAVE A CRATE OF SAN MIGUEL ON THE HOUSE!!!

They got ride of all the autistic personal, the ship must be full of normies

>>512797868 (OP)
humiliating for chinkcels

>>512797868 (OP)
reading a book about the Bataan death march so I actually understand the beer reference, came here to say this.

>>512798352
Nothing quite like the promise of beer to motivate a man to fight.

Did this happen during one of their weekly slapfightings with the Filips?

>>512799206
Yeah, was yesterday I think. The usual shit-flinging. Filipino vessel out-manoeuvred two chink ships causing them to collide into each other.

>>512797868 (OP)
Flips are some of the most accomplished sailors in the modern world. The US Navy can't be wrong!

>>512799734
lmao. you love to see it!

>>512797868 (OP)
Maybe flips are the most powerful race in the world

>>512801439
I heard they are getting taller, flips are evolving

>>512797868 (OP)
What did I miss?

laugh at incompetent chinkcels

>>512797868 (OP)
>SEA MONKEYS
I blame you for this, you have made me do this

>>512797868 (OP)
HOW DO YOU GET INTO AN ACCIDENT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING OOCEAN ARE YOUR EYES THAT BAD HOLY SHIT

>>512803322

>>512803092
>Harold von Braunhut [inventor of "Sea Monkeys"] was a white supremacist who, when he had to go see the U. S. attorney after lending a member of the Ku Klux Klan money to buy illegal guns, did bring some sea monkeys with him. And because of this association, comic book companies stopped advertising his creations

fucking baaassseeed...

>>512803322
Ohhhh so solly

Those contested sea lanes are TIGHT. Normal global traffic lanes are tight to begin with, but then in these conflict flashpoint areas they jam in as many fucking vessels as humanly possible until it looks like a Florida 4th of July marina party

>>512800972
Only milfags will understand this one kek. Based brown master chief post.

Here is a video of the collision:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cev22n0lm1xo

I almost want to say the Chinese Navy ship intentionally got in front of the Chinese Coast Guard to stop whatever they were trying to do, but that Chinese Navy ship was too close to the Pilipino ship for that to be true. I am not trying to be biased, but the US Navy taught them all they know.

>>512805253
>the US Navy taught them all they know.
do they rape japanese women too?

>>512797868 (OP)
I can't fucking wait for WW3 if this is what is in store.

>>512806451
Fighting the chinks for more niggers.
God bless Israel.

>>512806253
You're thinking of the marines

>>512806545
Raping japanese women is a US military interbranch time honoured tradition.
Turns out throwing 18 year old niggers recruited off the hood into japanese towns is a very funny thing to US officers.

>>512806253
Japanese men rape, so that makes it okay.
>>512806545
Technically, Marines are Navy.

>>512797868 (OP)
It’s so embarrassing it’s unreal

>>512806533
Or you know, just not wanting to die a Chinese communist cringelord. But by all means, move to China basedboy

Flips and Indo-monkeys are some of the funniest people in the world and despite producing nearly half of the world's maritime workers, they're still dog shit at sailing and maritime logistics, but when it comes to playing chicken in the South Sea I wouldn't fuck with them, they live and die playing chicken on tiny little fishing skiffs, they do not care and will just ram into something for laughs.

>>512806787
>die a Chinese communist cringelord.
instead dying as jew tax cattle is any better.
Come on now big guy.
I am learning mandarin right now actually hopefully I can go there in the future, my retarded zogbot family is going to be a lot of trouble to me getting a visa though so that sucks but oh well at least they have borders.

>>512801545
Telly Savalas is such an underrated actor. They really didn't give him any great parts after the 60s and it is a shame.

>>512797868 (OP)
How many are you polcels are boomer sexpats glazing flips because your "wife" is a jungle gook?
Flips are the worst immigrants in Canada

>>512807180
sounds like a skill issue, never had any problems with flips. they're bros who assimilate in a single generation.

>>512807382
He's some seething jeet
Literally only a jeet would have crafted that particular and oddly specific post to begin with

>>512801545
Passport bros are polluting the genepool with White genes. I heard Bill Kazmier moved there to retire years ago. Can you imagine the viagra induced bug-eyed half flip monstrosities he created?

>>512807180
>Flips are the worst immigrants in Canada
Ok jeet. I believe you.

>>512806671
Not gonna care, weeb faggot. Unit 731 existed so you deserve everything you get. Fuck zipperheads.

>>512804058
Less damage than the US navy has done to itself just ramming container ships at anchor.

>>512806787
if you don't agree jews are the root cause of the problems in the west and must be purged, you are an enemy of whites. So the fuck cares what some faggot like you thinks?

Jews rape kids. Jew opened the gates to our nations. Jews subverted our politicians. Jews stripmined our corporations and industry to get rich and leave our people destitute. Jews call us racist for loving our own people.

Fuck off with your 'muh chinks' and 'muh russia'! Anyone who disagree's are demon worshipers and gleefully support child rape and white genocide.

>>512810407
>Just ignore chinks and kikes teaming up for decades
Historical brainlet