And does it matter?
They have 7 children on average and just live off the land.
Who gives a fuck about the economy in the end?

>>512803297 (OP)
I want an Amish organized crime goyslop tv show!

>>512803297 (OP)
They make baskets, so I would use that as a metric
I am now under the impression that they are roughly 30.33 baskets

>>512803297 (OP)
I live in Lancaster county and they're fine as neighbors etc. But a country of Amish would get wrecked. Also they constantly have sectarian disputes. I had an ex amish teacher in high school and he told us about some of the more crazy shit like the child sexual abuse that happens

>>512803297 (OP)
Only 1 kid can inherit the farm and keep it actually functioning as a farm. Most of them end up working in manufacturing making cabinets and they buy all their shit from big box stores for the most part.

>>512803619
jewish hands typed this post

>>512803740
>Jewish hands typed this post
Anybody who lives in an Amish area knows I'm right. The only people who suck off amish are retards who romanticizes them.

>>512803297 (OP)
>Whats the GDP of the amish?
i have family who live in amish country in ohio. They make great money because they have massive in group preference and great work ethic. they run construction crews and have all the modern equipment and just pay "english" to drive their trucks and operate their machinery. they are very well off on average.

picrel is amish home depot

>>512804007
you're a lying jew

>>512803297 (OP)
Are these mugshots?

>>512804046
Looks like a Cracker Barrel. Very nice.

>>512803297 (OP)
What in the ever living fuck?

What the fuck why are they built like Andre the giant but with longer face?

>>512803297 (OP)
>Who gives a fuck about the economy in the end?
Actors that can impose their will on the Amish people happen to give a fuck. At least ostensibly in this case, America is high off of easy money and will be until they suffer their first catastrophic loss in war and the empire falters

>>512804160
it had an amazing selection of all major brands of tools. no anti-theft cages. great lumber department and the upstairs was a "wood library" of live-edge slabs and exotic lumber.

>>512804066
>Amish mugshot.jpg
Nope

>>512804046
Im not you faggot grew up right outside of Lititz where any back road took me to an amish farm with kids selling eggs and berries. Go look up abuse in amish community and only a small portion ever gets reported because they don't want to be ostracized.

I never said they don't work hard or they aren't generally friendly/nice to be around. Just that retards who think they're a perfect community are faggots

>>512804298
>wood library

Heaven

>>512804410
perfection doesn't exist anywhere, at least be somewhat positive about the only white christian group (i guess mormons too) that is actually succeeding in this terrible world we live in.

>>512804537
There's nothing "perfect" about amish. People only like them because they romanticize farming. Same with mormons what are they succeeding at?
>Muh white birthrate
Check out the demographics of Utah and SLC lmfao Mormons are the ones who brought in a bunch of Tongans, Guatemalans, etc. Utah white % is fast declining (if you even care about that)

It drives me crazy where /pol/ is like this. You can't go be amish but you can go be a mennonite or a mormon so why aren't you? You can literally go join your perfect community. The answer is because it's better to fantasize and romanticize than realize the reality.

>>512803297 (OP)
They are so doggone virile, the look like medieval heart-stealers. Are y'all cave dwellers (me as well) who are Vitamin D deprived -- gonna honestly thing they are especially busted looking?
How do frogs land on the idea of 'amish-maxxing?' Just an earthy-oaf peasant,--please, it's virile!

>>512804835
Utah has nothing to do with the amish, you annoying kike

>>512805002
I never said it did. He brought up mormons I'm saying mormons are another group people retardedly fetishize

>>512805050
>>512804835
you're a disingenuous jew casting shade upon the only white people who are not going extinct

>>512804835
You're a lying kike. I actually live amongst them. The fact that you compare them to Mennonites or Mormons prove you are a lying kike.

>>512805050
>fetishize
psychonanalysing jew spotted

>>512803297 (OP)
starting to wonder if the amish are cryptokikes

>>512805127
You're a gay faggot who lives in memes and fantasies. Why is the Mormon church encouraging so much non-white immigration to Utah. Are you retarded? Do you think the mormon leadership is like "OMG DO IT FOR WHITE PEOPLE" or they want to make a fuck ton of money and need to expand to non-whites since most white people don't want to be mormons lmfao

>Don't you dare say mean things about le humble amish
What I said is 100% the truth. Amish have a high rate of sexual abuse that goes largely unreported because of how insular they are. You can also see proof of how insular they are by how inbred they often look. Not even hating but that's the reality. They often look like haredi jews.

>>512804835

What are those little scooter things they're always zipping around on?

>>512803297 (OP)
These corn-fed chads got arrested for driving a horse-drawn buggy while plastered
What a life

>>512805266
Faggot I didn't bring up mormons. Mormons are totally separate argument that another poster brought up saying they were a good example of a white people religion. Amish have nothing to do with Mormons, but I still hate people who suck mormon cock online because they live in a fantasy world.

>The fact that you compare them to Mennonites
There are many similarities between Amish and Mennonites. Most people see old order mennonite and confuse them with amish and then see new order amish and think they're mennonite. You're retarded if you think they aren't related they both originate from the same part of germany from the same theological movement and had very similar settlement patterns in the USA.

>>512804007
This. Amish are kikes spiritually, just not in name

Use modern shit, but refuse to buy it. That's hypocracy. Very Jewish. Swing a different chicken, Jed..

>>512804835
Notice how those fags got offended and ignored you saying they're good neighbors in very first post? Don't waste your time on these browns.

>>512805630
>>512805369
>jew is mad people are talking positively about white people
why are you getting so emotional?

>>512806021
>support jew enters the thread

>>512803297 (OP)
The GDP of the Amish centers 99% around goat and/or sheep pussy. The other 1% is selling already lame 1-year-old phillies as glue.

>>512804007
I lived in PA too and saw some shit

>>512803297 (OP)

>>512804046
My brother owns land that is surrounded by many amish in Wisconsin. They work like dogs, do just about everything these days. Metal work, wood work, drywall, framing, logging, etc etc. Impressive group of people if you are into hard work and close knit communities.

>>512803297 (OP)
Those Pennsylvania Dutch are built different I tell ya hwut

>>512803297 (OP)
amish are branching off into construction now.

>>512804066
I see Amish in aldis/menards all the time. They ren't all inbred looking like ops pic.

They are hardworking german folk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E84fzQOAKVU

>>512803572
Baskets per capita. It's a shame they're not allowed to join our basket forum.

>>512804007
>>512804835
>>512805568
These inbreds literally fuck small farm animals while abusing their wives, their draft animals, and the host nation they live in. IDK why this is so hard for normalfags to understand.

>>512803297 (OP)
those pictures were digitally altered because tehy were underage, i saw the unedited version once years ago and apart from the yee yee ass haircuts they were all angelically handsome no homo

>>512803740
Amish like to get foster kids and fuck them. Happened a few years ago foster kids stood up in church and accused foster dad. Happened in union county.

>>512807150
it absolutely didnt

>>512804007
you just spouted some hearsy from an "ex-amish." if you have above double-digit IQ then you should know that there is potential for extreme bias there. the only people who are "ex-amish" are either liars, or people who hated living like after experiencing some degenerate non-amish vices. most don't leave. it's like those "ex-christians" who grew up at christian school adns cuh, then they take every opportunity to shit on the religion by paid shills who hire them to write hi-pieces. if you don't think that there are a million times more abuses per cpita from non-amish than there are amish, I got some bad news for you. in fact... most amish don't have that different of a childhood than most did up until kids got raised by ipads. they play a lot of baseball and other normal(or at leasst used to be normal) childhood activities.

if every arab looking kike in the united states was replaced by amish over night we would wake up in paradise


white people are gods chosen people, all kikes are mongrels with partial african dna who look at BEST vaguely kind of dirty. pace

>>512806531
English could work that hard if they weren't vaccinated.

>>512807150
Happens in every community.

>>512807201
it's all no link anti-white bullshit anecdotes from jews who are, shockingly, lying

>>512803520
Banshee is the show for you

>>512807319
I agree. This generation of children/teens is completely fucked. They sleep in and do nothing phsyical other than stare at fucking iphones all day and have earpods in.

>>512807286
AIDF has arrived

>>512807636
> I FUCKING HATE THOSE WHITE CHRISTIAN FAGGOTS WHO WON'T BUY MY PORN AND GOYSLOP! WHY WON'T THEY FUCKING LINE MY POCKETS!

>>512807911
Yeah you're retarded. You're basically running the same defense people do for Haredi Jews who also are an insular inbred group with a child sexual abuse problem and demonize those who leave.

>>512807987
what is your fascination with child sexual abuse? and why do you act like amish are the leaders of it out of everyone you could think of? very fucking strange hellbent obsession with the amish being bad for some reason. all because you heard one guy tell you a story? I can tell you're a jew because you chose one type of specific jew that nobody knows about to mention. ALL JEWS are kid diddlers. it's in their DNA.

>>512808450
>what is your fascination with child sexual abuse?
It's a largely ignored problem in Amish communities. /pol/ likes to romantacize the amish I bring it up as an example of why they should be realistic.
>and why do you act like amish are the leaders of it out of everyone you could think of?
WTF do you mean the leaders like every case of sexual abuse is part of one massive ring. Sexual abuse is bad wherever it happens. The problem with sexual abuse in insular religious groups (FLDS, Amish, Haredis, weird cults, etc) is that there is more pressure to stay quite because you think you're going to hell if you say anything or leave and the community will 100% ostracize you so you will lose everybody you know.

>very fucking strange hellbent obsession with the amish being bad for some reason.
I'm not. I get along fine with the Amish. I buy from them at farmers markets all the time. Them and mennonites. I only bring it up because /pol/ pretends they are perfect and can do no wrong. I'm trying to get /pol/ to have a realistic point of view on the matter and not run cover for the very serious problems in the community.

>all because you heard one guy tell you a story?
You can go look up cases and once again just like Haredis it's very very underreported

>I can tell you're a jew because you chose one type of specific jew that nobody knows about to mention.
What are you talking about. Haredis are always talked about as being child rapists on /pol/ there's an infographic about the child rape in Brooklyn being tied to them.

> ALL JEWS are kid diddlers. it's in their DNA.
Yeah that's not the case. I don't even say all amish are child rapists just that the way their communites are set up it encourages it. Also, many New Order amish are more open with the world and *shocker* child abuse is way less common. Turns out the more insular and culty you are the higher likelihood there is for people to abuse their power.

>>512803297 (OP)
they're pretty rich actually. they just dont show it off

>>512803297 (OP)
The Amish life seems nice but it needs a non-Amish society to protect it. Also they'll stay on Earth until the world ends and get wiped out. We need to get off this rock someday.

>>512803619
I don't believe you at all.

>>512803297 (OP)
So it looks like a diet high in raw milk, meat, and butter leads to giganticism. Yall might laugh but those dudes would be murder on an offensive line

>>512804835
i respect the amish but you dont need to be amish to have 10 kids

>>512804007
You do sound Jewish the more you squirm though

>>512804007
Here in NC the amish are noble and are helping us rebuid while the feds do jack shit. So I doubt your story

>>512803297 (OP)
Is that the Beatles?

>>512805630
mormonism has lost all its pro-white connotations so it's dead to me

>>512805357
Jews in another Amish thread. The shill interest in this and related Amish threads is fucking bizarre

>>512803619
Imagine believing some roastie teacher about literally anything

>>512807479

>>512809744
He's a guy you faggot

>>512809536
Here in Ohio they sell me REAL food. Sure it's a tad bit more expensive, but worth it. I see them all time when I drive and they keep to the side of the road, unlike the faggot bicyclists. They are friendly, nice, and will work on your house. Their food isn't filled with fillers, and they are White.

>>512809776
nice link, nice reading comprehension, nice

amish are more based than 90% of modern white americans so fuck off

>>512809776
also, lying jew, the guy wasn't amish, he was taking them on road trips, amish don't drive

>>512810408
He wasn't amish, but some of them do drive. (They are like an elder, they go to grocery stores occasionally.) They also get a "year away" at around his age. It gives them one year away to see if they still prefer to live an Amish life. No shit. They usually just party like rockstars like a college kid.
I live around them so I know.

>>512810797
Let me add to that:
The kids in their "year off" party.
The "elder" drives a big ass van to fit the rest in.

>>512807987
they don't demonize people for leaving. they have rumspringa. the amish leave to see the world.
the world is terrible. they find out you still have to work like a dog anyway, but for jews and governments instead of your family and friends, everyone is miserable or incompetent. imagine being a sheltered farm kid going on rumspringa and seeing weimar redlining in 5th gear. political ragemaxxing, wars, everyone's trying to rip you off for what little money you have to support your rumspringa, people think you're some kind of weird cult and say awful shit about your people.
they happily go back to being amish.
the world demonizes itself. the amish don't have to slander the world
you have it so fucking backwards.

>>512811094
>they don't demonize people for leaving
What is meidung?

>>512803297 (OP)
What are you crying about Hans?

>>512811308
>The response when presented with facts

>>512811037
>The "elder" drives a big ass van to fit the rest in.
where I was at they had Yoder Toters

>>512812047
Could've been, could've been. But the drivers I've seen were amish, or at least played the part very well. Plus they shop with them.
Also they run the cash registers and what-not at the Amish store i buy things from.
I think some of them are allowed to do things like that to better help the community. Shit the car service you mentioned has Amish drivers, which is why it is free.

>>512812610
Yoder toters are english who the amish pay to drive them. i don't know of any amish who drive.

only time I have ever seen amish driving other amish is a tractor pulling a trailer with people in it.

>>512803297 (OP)
0.

>>512812763
You can see them working with electronics and driving.
Yoder's Farm Market in Ohio, one of the ones I go to, has them doing it. The old man that drives the van sure looks Amish to me and he goes inside to work. I see the Amish almost daily, and it's not that rare to see one driving to a can full of them. Maybe they just dress, act, and pretend, but they sure seem Amish to me.

>>512813289
*van

>>512803297 (OP)
>Amish mugshot.jpg
Why did they get arrested, for refusing to grow their beards?

>>512813674
Thats when you get married.
I think it was public intoxication.
Amish are based.

>>512803297 (OP)
GDP is socialist pseudo-economics anyway, a total fraud.

The Amish economic output is staggering, they sometimes build a new house everyday, very beautiful ones of good construction quality, and made cheaply and efficiently with community efforts and almost no government interference. Goods are freely and peacefully traded, the Amish are a wealthy people for coming from such a modest background.

So many brown kikes in this thread seething about white Chad Amish and Chad Mennonites

>>512813844
At least one of them also got charged with DUI on a horse and buggy

>>512804007
I see the Urbanite Internet Defense Force has arrived.
>>512812610
>>512812763
Some Amish drive cars others don't, they have different groups which all peacefully coexist in general.
>>512813844
>Riding horses under the influence

>>512814261
I saw a video where the Amish guy was drunk and passed out on his buggy and the cop was trying to get him to stop. Finally the cop said, "The horse knows it's way home" and left.

>>512814261
Bro city slickers are the worst.

>>512814373
Well thanks for that
>some Amish drive cars
They had me thinking I was losing my mind.

>>512814542
The Amish invented self driving cars before Musk.

>>512803619
LOL an Amish tank crew could wreck you have no clue what you're talking about. Idk where people get this idea that they would never use technology even if it were in dire need.

>>512814876
+1 interwebs.
Hearty kek on that one.

>>512803619
>child sexual abuse
Nothing compared to public schools.

>>512815096
Or a synagogue.

>>512806985
No. This is a photo of a photo printed in a magazine. The magazine is open and the surface is convex, creating the illusion that these boys are thick necked stumps

>>512815369
Looks like an amish football team would fuckin heem

>children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol