How can we creating the Australian Equivalent of AIPAC in America?

I would like every republican, and at least some democrats to have an "Australian guy" they run pass all their foreign policy decisions.

I have a bit of money myself, a few million nothing too crazy..

What's the best way to start an Australian First lobby in the USA?

>>512828676 (OP)
What is wrong with their faces

to add.

What are some policy choices we should be steering american officials towards?

my fiirst thoughts
>military aid
a few billion a year is a nice start, but what ideally I'd like is faster access to the nuclear subs, and priority access to the f47
we should also get all the best american ran anti ship/submarine systems available on our coastline to prevent chinese attacks
>intelligence
we need our own zuckerberg, we need an australian controlled socia media app that billions of people subscribe to so we can harness the data for our our own intelligence apparatus
>ideology
it should be a crime in the US to question australian policy or express any form of anti-australianism

second to that, the religion of the abo should be venerated and every american president should come and kiss uluru before serving

>>512828676 (OP)
i alwasy wondered why other countries dont have the same equivalent to AIPAC here then i remembered that kikes control all the other countries

>>512828832
They're Jews

>>512829119
They try, but the reason is they have to register as a foreign interest group unlike AIPAC

>>512829119
you bitch about AIPAC....why wont you bitch about the other 3,000 lobbyists in washington?
you bitch about israel....why wont you bitch about the billions in aid that the US sends to over 170 other nations?
why only israel? day after day. post after post. same shit. every time. explain.

>>512828971
>uluru
Do you mean Ayer's Rock?

>>512829201
Ah. Indeed.

>>512829119
this is a lie. the USA sends aid to almost every nation on earth.

>>512828676 (OP)
Mate... what are you on about?
The whole fucking world hates Israel

>>512829201
That explains the incestuous lustful gaze one has.

Australia was legitimately our greatest ally and fought honorably beside us in every war until recently. The problem is on your end.

>>512829349
Some nations are more equal than others, but I can appreciate your feeble attempt at obfuscation kike. Don't worry if you are new to the job, you will get the hang of it.

>>512829804
stfu brownoid

>>512829119
>i alwasy wondered why other countries dont have the same equivalent to AIPAC

because Jews are God's chosen people

>>512828676 (OP)
This is the most bizarre thing I've ever heard.

>>512829928
>i alwasy wondered why other countries dont have the same equivalent to AIPAC
they do. all of them do. youre just a dum faggot.

>>512828676 (OP)
They already have one faggot and you know it
stupid kike
Are we still kvetching hard about what the pm did yesterday?

>>512829209
Yeah I forgot about that. No foreign influence allowed in registered lobby. I suppose they already have an epstein here setting up blackmail campaigns

>>512829298
> why wont you bitch about the billions in aid that the US sends to over 170 other nations?
I do. The difference is Israel orders our nation around like a pet and I’m pretty sure all that other aid is also just going to Israel and/or Israelis.

Can you give me an example of aid where the person in charge of the money received by these nations that is not controlled by Jews?
Didn’t think so

golly I wonder why australia is in the cross hairs atm.
lets see how much control the kikes have in australia today hmmm

>>512830002
I think it's some kind of ironic shitpost, but it's lukewarm because OP is genuinely retarded.

>>512830590
cringe bullshit. day in and out, israel, israel, israel. meanwhile, never a single post in the catalog about any other narion or lobbyists.
gtfo nigger groyper youre not fooling anyone.

>>512828832
They're australian

>>512828676 (OP)
Incestflix com - Adelalinka Twins

Their stuff is tame compared to the other twins on there. Gooners gonna goon

>>512831042
What is retarded? Why can't Australia be the most influential nation in America's affairs?
For this reason alone
>>512829680
What do you mean was? We are still sending all our shit to ukraine because you asked us to

>>512829680
Sounds like you have a salty jewish problem

>>512832969
Because most of what you're describing is already the case, or else unnecessary. Our politicians and glowies already do what burgerland tells them. We don't need our own social media because we all use burger social media. Australian social media would just create division and difficulty, since they are happy for australians to just believe watered down burgerland-ish things.

>>512833460
All I'm asking for is relative influence in american policy given our historic loyalty to their causes

What does Israel offer the US?
>inb4 strategic location
Biggest military bases are in Turkey and Qatar, american nukes in incirlik is an open secret
>intelligence
All these data mining companies can go via america too whether willingly or not

I can't think of a single benefit

remember our greatest ally isn't britian and france who helped birth us, our our brethren in canada australia and newzealand, who we share culture with and fought wars along our side, but a tiny middle eastern jewish ethnostate who has costed us trillions in aid to it, bribery to egypt and jordan, the oil crises in the 80s, 9-11 and the war on terror etc i wonder what we get back from our greatest ally for the trillions we pour in that you aussies arent replicating

>>512833725
>What does Israel offer the US
gay and pedo sex blackmail vids of all politicians since 1980

>>512828676 (OP)
That's easy mate, Yanks love Aussies so all our gov needs to do is send some ockers over there to hang out with the congresscritters and keep them supplied with booze. Also, fund regular trips for them to come down here and go on pub crawls.

>>512828676 (OP)
We would have to re-open Hamilton Island Resort and fly in all the US Senators and Congressmen to be videotaped fucking juvenile koalas.

>>512834064
If it means anything, at least this whole gaza thing has brought the entire jew subversion death cult behaviour out in the open. my own grandmother now hates jews and israel. and told me she doesn't believe in the holocaust. she feels rightly lied to her entire life at this point.
also she raised the 'epstein never suicided' topic up at the family dinner table 6 months ago. classic. never thought I would ever see that happen.
oh and also trump being a useful idiot helps

I guess everyone stopped be jealous of Israel you dumb fuck bondi jew