These days the are basically assisting the car at best the cars are being operated by a program.
Why is everything fake and gay?

>>512865636 (OP)
The Great Niki Lauda said the cars are so great even a mokey can drive them.
Then a monkey won 7 championships.

>>512865636 (OP)
>Rule 88 of /pol/
Jews

>>512865636 (OP)
How to save F1.

>Bernie's sprinklers system
>No blue flags (YOU MUST OVERTAKE WITH SKILL)
> Monaco turned into an All-Star Weekend with no race
>NO MORE NIGGER DRIVERS
>NO MORE WOMEN ANNONUCERS
> One driver (the STIG) qualifies every car
> At the start of the race you must RUN from the pit to your car, get in, and drive away.
> NO RADIOS AT ALL
> Must pit for fuel (beer) twice a race.

>>512866011
It's literally just a program he did very little probably doesn't even know

>>512865636 (OP)
Block could actually drive

>>512865636 (OP)
What "program" is this?

>>512866366
>How to save F1.

Bring back refuelling.
Get rid of gay overtake button (DRS)
Get rid of gay boost button (KERS)
Get rid of huge run off areas that allow drivers to make mistakes and just rejoin the track like nothing happened (GAY!).
Get rid of the sprint race shit.
Get rid of radios and give teams just a pit board to communicate with their drivers.
Get rid of tyre compound mandates.
Get rid of 90% of the regulations and let teams just develop the fastest cars they possibly can.

>>512866011
he said that about modern racecars?
it's hard to believe he would say that about the cars from his time.

>>512865636 (OP)
yeah. F1 is gay af now.

go analog
no restrictions on anything - 8 wheels, JATO start, suction fans, whatever makes you faster
legalise any kind of cheating.
make it lifethreatening mayhem.
i guarantee it will have bilions of audience

>>512866885
>just develop the fastest cars they possibly can.
This, there oughta be like a Formula extreme or whatever, it would be amazing.
Same with sports, have one separate category where every drug, roid, implant is allowed.

>>512867468
It used to be what Formula One was about before it turned gay and became over-regulated.

>>512866366
unbelievably based

bring back turbos

>>512866366
>> At the start of the race you must RUN from the pit to your car, get in, and drive away.
checked and based standing start afficionado

>>512865636 (OP)
No they drive, that's why an abused mega autist can do it better than everyone.

>>512865636 (OP)
Every professional "sport" is like that now. I used to only ever watch college football because the nfl was fake and gay. Roids, 24/7 professional trainer support, million dollar dietitians etc etc. You could always tell the difference because college players were smaller, slower, couldn't throw as far and whatnot. Now college football is officially monetized and it's even gayer than the nfl at this point.

Still waiting to hear about this "program".
They have clutch assist on downshifting and engine maps (which they abuse for ghetto traction control sometimes) but that is it.

not watching F1 until that fairy Lewis Hamilton is in it and until the cars have fewer than 10 cyls.

>>512865636 (OP)
>Why is everything fake and gay
Because you all took the deal with the devil to maintain a quality of life for less and less productivity and effort
Everyone is complicit in this faggot hellscape

>>512865636 (OP)
I'm glad I had the chance to watch F1 in the '80s and '90s. That was the golden era. Now, I can't even look at that stupid Halo without feeling disgusted.

>>512865636 (OP)
>Why is everything fake and gay?
Because humans are deceptive species, by nature and the entertainment industry can get away with it by claiming they have no legal responsibility to make things "real" and will just fake as much as possible for attention they monetize through ads.

>>512868750
what the fuck are you talking about
they get beeps at brake points
its gay as fuck
there's probably some other gay shit I don't even know about because I am not a real fan and I even know about the brake point beeps

>>512871530
Marketing Optimization

>>512865636 (OP)
You try your hand at driving the SF-25, big guy.
You'd have an even worse time than poois poomilton.

>>512867088
He was talking about todays cars. The ones he drove were 1000hp coffins on wheels.

>>512872934
Exactly, the marketing is what entertainment is about, so they'll always gear their entire act towards getting the most from sponsors.

>>512866885
>Get rid of 90% of the regulations and let teams just develop the fastest cars they possibly can.

conversely, have series like IROC but even more so in that identical cars would be prepped by one big neutral entity and drivers would be randomly assigned seconds prior to green flag.

Cars would be like balls in sports, more or less.