>be you
>hiking alone in the forest
>see this
what do?

Check my map.
I've clearly been going in circles.

>>512926030 (OP)
that's definitely a skinwalker

>>512926030 (OP)
a Jap?

>>512926030 (OP)
She is clearly the park ranger I have been looking for, given the current restructuring and standards and all that

>>512926030 (OP)
would

>>512926030 (OP)
Mating press rape by the camp fire

>>512926030 (OP)
I think a white guy would instantly try to have sex with her because she is Asian

>>512926130
This

>>512926030 (OP)
did you just wake up german pedo mod?

>>512926130
she'll have trouble skinwalking when im done

>>512926128
>compass keeps spinning
>phone won't start
>words on paper map are all jumbled

>>512926030 (OP)
>Nihau, would you like some cheese?

>>512926030 (OP)
*unzips dick* Should have chosen the bear…

>>512926030 (OP)
pick several pretty flowers and arrange them. then wrap a vine around them to tie it together and hand them to her and ask her to marry me

>>512926030 (OP)
>Grabs log
>Knocks her head off
>Grabs meat
>Takes a bite
>Nothing personal kid

>>512926187
White guys would try to fuck it, Indians would rape it, Blacks would shoot it and then steal hear wallet, Asians would apologies for the intrusion

>>512926030 (OP)
>"Hello, miss. Do you require medical attention or resources?"
t. Paramedic who hikes alone all the time and has a well stocked first aid kit and 3000 calories of food per day.

>>512926030 (OP)
I would obviously physically overcome her and jackhammer her yellow cunt until she loved me. I wouldn’t fall asleep around her tho

>>512926419
Kek

>>512926280
you cant rape a skinwalker

>>512926030 (OP)
lol I was just listening to that

>>512926549
Yeah, glow niggers data mine us then post whatever we been watching to freak us up

>>512926030 (OP)
Make friends, fellow woods enjoyer

>>512926601
No I just feel the morphogenic field in my microtubules
I'm like the GCP dot but for anon thoughts

>>512926534
excuse me, i have a permit.

>>512926030 (OP)
Fuck her tight bald little gook snatch until I cum deep inside of her, her legs splayed out twitching in orgasmic thunder as I buck and spurt my last squirts and coat the walls of her pussy

>>512926030 (OP)
Get fined $25,000.00

>>512926030 (OP)
what first time seeing an asian?
the only suspicious part is she didn't pluck the bird first

>>512926917
It's over leafbro

>>512926030 (OP)
>what do?

>>512926030 (OP)
Turn 360 and ride my three legged goat away.

>>512926130
>cooked her food
nah its safe, i'll go first

>>512926030 (OP)
Just say Mahlzeit and get moving

>>512926030 (OP)
Nothing, always bet on nothing

>>512926030 (OP)
rape girl
eat meat
rape girl again

it is a forest demon taking human form to lure you in

>>512926516
Kek. And Jews would form a nonprofit to prevent human trafficking, while secretly pimping her out to wealthy skiers at the nearby resort.

>>512926030 (OP)
It’s true, nips will eat anything. I’d tell her roadkill can be bad for you while I hand her some antibiotics Then I’ll stream Bowie’s China Girl while we have loud grunting howling animalistic sex that would scare the local wildlife away. Even wolves and mountain lions would wonder what the fuck was being killed but be to frightened to look for themselves.

>>512926030 (OP)
Greet her like any normal person
>Ching Chong ping pong

>>512926030 (OP)
I ask my wendigo buddy who Ive been hiking with to introduce me to this qt forest nymph.

>>512926030 (OP)
Catch an STD and move on, obviously

>>512926030 (OP)

>>512926030 (OP)
"Hey, would you like to see some neat rocks I found?"
"This one has a hole in it"
"This one is actually a fossilized rubber pullchain handle from an old outhouse, but it counts"
"And this one is a flint that I tried to make into a knife, but it broke"
"Ok, thanks for looking at my rock collection, bye".

>>512926030 (OP)
Throw my feces on it to establish dominance.

>>512932169
Unfathomably beyond based

>>512926030 (OP)
>what do?
pay 20 000$ fine for walking in the forest (as a white male)

>>512932267
how do you throw liquid?

>>512926030 (OP)
>Assuming I ever leave my basement
lol

>>512926030 (OP)

>>512926030 (OP)
Whip out my big sausage and stick it in the fire

Tell the skinwalker to smoke some weed or else it's a they/them

>>512926030 (OP)
>pet the Asian

>>512926130

>>512926030 (OP)
I'll just nod courteously to the finnish girl as is customary in the woods and carry on with the hike, nothing out of the ordinary

>>512926534
Not with that attitude.

>>512926280
>Skinwalker sees the mind of a 4channer
>It starts having the nightmare hallucinations instead.