Why can't he walk in a straight line?

Haemorrhoids

he doesn't need to drive he has a chauffeur

advanced sniper avoidance technique

I think he has a condition with his legs

>>513138563 (OP)

Chaotic Evil.

>>513138563 (OP)
Because youre going to be hanged by a lamppost for sedition

>>513138563 (OP)
he's straightening the carpet so he doesn't embarrass the USA.

>>513138563 (OP)
Dementia, just like Joe

>>513138861
Kek

Why can't you post properly?

>>513138563 (OP)

Chaotic Neutral.

Why do you faggots seethe about every little thing about this man?
Don't answer, I know why. The lugenpresse has brainwashed you all to the point of complete retardation. You're a fucking lolcow. No better than the retards who shit their pants over 2 scoops, ketchup on the steak, drinking water with two hands, holding a hand rail while walking down stairs.
You have NOTHING SUBSTANTIAL to criticize him on so you nitpick this meaningless bullshit instead.
You should really just kill yourselves, no one will miss you.

>>513138563 (OP)
that's a serpentine pattern

>>513139475
>Why do you faggots seethe about every little thing about this man?
>biden falls asleep and talks incoherently
>constant talk about it
>trump talks incoherently and shows signs of dementia
>WHY DO YOU CARE?1

>biden snifs children on camera
>everyone calls him a pedo
>trump talks about children in a sexual context and is covering up the epstein files
>WHY DO YOU CARE?!

>>513139475
The problem isn't that people seethe about every little thing about him.
It's that you ride his dick so fucking hard you can't see anything wrong with him.
Even South Park making fun of him put you guys in a deep fucking seethe. "Oh, it wasn't funny." Of course not. Because you're in so deep you can't even fucking laugh at yourselves.
Keep telling yourself that it's just everyone else in the world except you that's brainwashed here though. The denial is fucking hilarious.

>>513138861
>>513138563 (OP)

This kek. He just has an urge to be unpredictable now for some reason. Just want to turn his head randomly.

>>513138861
I mean, I would too

>>513138563 (OP)
me when I haven't had a meal

>>513139017
you won't do shit
>>513139475
Because its funny and it triggers the miggers, thats literally it lol I wouldnt give a shit about trump if his cult werent so fun to rile up

>>513138861
He is actually moving at 10000 miles per hour, the video is in ultra slowmo

>>513138563 (OP)
If he walks funny or tweets in all caps, people talk about that instead of talking about how he is a child fucker who is a slave to Israel

>>513138563 (OP)
dodging snipers ofc

>>513138861
Unironically THIS. The man's been shot once already. I'm happy to see him doing that IMHO.

>>513138861
this!

thats him dogging epstien questions

They haven't perfected the technology yet. The real one died ages ago and this primitive remote controlled android they put out there for public appearances glitches out all the time.

>>513138563 (OP)
Dementia

>>513138563 (OP)
You never heard of Swagga?