Just caught a Canadian trying to cross Lake Erie into Ohio.

What should I do with it?

Is it secure? Did anyone see? You're just meming anyway

>>513206269 (OP)
You can feed it jack links in a pinch but you’ll have to secure some takis and Molsons by tommorow to keep him healthy.

Best of luck and do consider getting a dog so he won’t be lonely. Goes without saying you have to neuter the Canadian and the dog.

>>513206269 (OP)
What race is it?

>>513206269 (OP)
A actual true Canadian? Do you know what I mean White guy with a funny accent? He's just trying to escape pajeets, but Ohio already has pajeets so he isn't escaping anything.

>>513206413

It's on my boat right now. I have it in the cargo hold with my fish.

>>513206419

It seems feral.

>>513206480

Pale complexion with aboriginal traits.

>>513206269 (OP)
Drown it.

>>513206651
This

>>513206651

Should I just release it back into the water? I'm about a mile offshore.

Kill it once a wild leaf tastes freedom he will go insane and won't be able to integrate back into our cucked society, its similar to rabies he will start muttering "shall not be infringed" "muh constitution" and various other delusions. Then he will start chasing down pickup truck screaming "yeehaw" while trying to fashion a cowboy hat out leaves and tortillas
Just put him out of his misery anon

>>513206995

I'm scared... I don't know what to do!!!

Release it back into its natural habitat

I believe you can make use of it's anus by ancient right of conquest. A warbride! Enjoy anon, you'll finally no longer be a virgin!

>>513206621
Is it a mammal swimming?

>>513207613

Ya, it was on the surface. It got caught on my line...

>>513206269 (OP)
shoot it

>>513206269 (OP)
Suck his dick to assert dominance.

you can't kill a canadian without very powerful magick.

you have been forewarned.

>>513208107

Should I release it?

>>513208192
do what thou wilt.

>>513206269 (OP)
What color is it?

>>513207669
Did you caught a possum? Pale complexion with aboriginal traits. Possum is grey so it qualify as pale. Coons are too dark even though it qualifies as a thieving aboriginal nigger.

>>513206269 (OP)
toll it

>>513206269 (OP)

>>513206269 (OP)
if it's brown launch torpedoes at that shitty boat

>>513206995
this is true, I worked in the states for 6 months and now CSIS is gangstalking me because I want to be free

I'm on shore now! Calling DHS!

Wait... no!

Stay back!

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>>513208778
Oh my lord he’s being raked.

>>513208477
Brutal.... you should at least say "at least im not american" infront of mirror 5 times a day i hear it reduces the symptoms