americans dry wipe their poopholes and call it a day, let that sink in

>>513289371 (OP)
feces is literally everywhere anyways, Croat. you're not gonna escape it by using a bidet.

>>513289837
>moving goalposts
kek

>>513289371 (OP)
And Americans make fun of OUR pooping habits lol lmao

I am team baby wipes

Yes
No matter where I go
I have a thing of baby wipes

Any shit I take
Unless I'm at home to shower .is baby wipes

Americans and other people disgust me .
I know that none of my coworkers keep baby wipes near or on their persons
Which means
Yes
They dry wipe shit

Right now some ice agent
Took a shit
Then smeared 1 ply around and called it a day and started going back to hunting Mexicans rn

>>513289371 (OP)
> Statistics show that the average american uses around 141 rolls of toilet paper per year
Grok thinks humans use a roll every 2.5 days? Keep up the good work anons

>>513289371 (OP)
That's why I only shit at home and take a shower afterwards, even adapted my digestive system around the habit

>>513291525
you forgot to turn off your VPN, poo

I only shit in the morning and shower directly afterwards

>>513289371 (OP)
I think we've been doing it for 200+ years with no detrimental effects so you should spend your time worrying about more important issues, like letting fewer brown people migrate to your country.

>>513291946
Absolute madlad, won't your pipes get clogged with shit?

>>513293635
By the time it gets in the pipe it's basically a watery shit slurry so it's not too bad on the plumbing. The trouble is getting it down the pipe to begin. It's hard to drop the turds directly into the floor drain, they end up sitting close it and you have to mash it down the drain by hand.
I do not recommend this, just use the toilet

t. former shower shitter

>>513289371 (OP)
reminder statistically this poster is not white and is projecting now
https://total-croatia-news.com/news/croatia-work-permits-nepali-citizens/

>>513289371 (OP)
141 rolls a year?

OP as a sub-human why do you even exist? I mean all you do is shit on the street, eat it and move on to fuck dogs and cats. Disgusting.

>>513289371 (OP)
it's because hemerroids are a 1+ billion dollar industry here. if the government informed us citizens about the best way to wipe our asses the pharma corporations would lose too much money. i use a bidet btw

>Wet wipes
I'd be worried about being able to flush these. And I don't want a bunch of shit-tissues in my trashcan. Might be useful to use after you've already cleaned up with dry tissue, though.

>>513289371 (OP)
The Charmin bear is just a euphemism for a man with a real hairy ass.
>dry wipe
The beads of sweaty feces prevent dryness.

>>513295842
Why do Americans always need a product? Wet some TP in the sink and wash your ass you filthy mutt.

>>513296254
I buy thin toilet paper because it's cheap. If you wet it it tends to fall apart, so I only wet it if I actually need to. Not buying your thick Jew toilet paper that will clog my toilet.

>>513297210
I'll cut an entire forest just to wipe my ass with 4 ply if I had to dry wipe.

Seems good enough, since they also usually bathe daily.

>>513289371 (OP)
Yet you regularly eat your boyfriends ass and think nothing of it

>>513289371 (OP)
using a bidet is so reddit and gay that only muslim faggots and europeans do it

>>513291946
This. It's very rare I have to take a shit at some time other than soon after I wake up.

>>513289371 (OP)
americans step in cow shit and then wear their boots in bed

>>513289837
fp actually believes on is an actual croat and not some invasive street shitter.
Lmao can't make this shit up

>>513293986
>shower poop
interesting concept, why arent showers designed around this idea ?
how would you mash poop around picrel ?

I always have to shower after I shit in this country, otherwise I am on some kind of filthy slave march

>>513289371 (OP)
It's gay and you're gay

>>513293986
Your shower has a p trap underneath the drain. Since a p trap is specifically designed not to siphon water like a toilet does, some of that shit will always be in there.

gonna get one of those riced up Japanese toilets when I redo my bathroom
No more shitty toilet paper

>>513289837
>amerifat reveals final form
>he's spiritually Indian
Unsurprising.

i dont understand dont people just wet the toilet paper with biodegradable hypoallergenic liquid (toning water) to make their own wetwipes so they dont have to shoot water up their ass

>>513289371 (OP)
I couldnt imagine going to a public restroom, pooing, then grabbing a water pistol that EVERYone else has, spray water from that pistol into my butthole, NO DOUBT spraying and spreading fecal matter from that pistol onto me, from me, onto the pistol. THEN pull up my pants and seal all the new fecal matter in and go about my day.
NO THANK YOU

>>513301484
bathroom spray pistols are used to wet tp, genius, not your butthole, holy shit

>>513289371 (OP)
I use baby wipes

>>513301730
I can ASSURE the BUMGUN is to spray your asshole.
APOLOGIZE

>>513289371 (OP)
You mean people don't spit on their toilet paper to create pseudo wet wipes?

>>513291707
Kek

>>513289371 (OP)
Wet wipes clog the toilet. If you clean shit like you should it's not an issue.

>>513289837
No shit, it just sprays poop water everywhere. And unless the nozzle is right up your ass it isn't getting everything.
>t. used a bidet still found shit in my ass when I wiped.

>>513291837
nigga a bidet is like $29 just install it

>>513301803
are we even talking about same thing
I bring picrel with me to wet tp especially at work where we have retarded european style toilets with no sink next to them

>>513301484
Every bidet I’ve seen is covered in others’ waste

Hard to see who would be ok with this

>>513301007
If you have the waffle shaped drain you could mash it down with your foot.

>>513302138
Fuck that, get the super soaker if you want a good ass cleansing.

>>513300863
Fpbp

The issue is largely dietary.

I bring wet wipes with me everywhere if i think i could shit

>>513302076
Im sorry but carrying a water pistol is your only practical option when at work with no bidet and no sink or in public restroom

>>513301144
No matter how gay it is, the only thing gayer is everybody smelling your fucking rancid anus everywhere you go.

You smell like a tranny's neo-vagina.

>>513289371 (OP)
disgusting mutts not better than the jeets they always cry about. SO TYPICAL! BAH!

>>513289371 (OP)
I have a spray bottle with water and a little distilled vinegar. I fold the toilet paper into small triangles before I wipe and give them a spritz. My butthole is minty fresh and I've never clogged a pipe with this method.
All wipes do is clog or destroy sewer lines. I've looked into sprayers but then I have water going everywhere or I'm shitting on the nozzle, depending on the model.

>>513302508
This can't be real. It's troublesome enough to take a shit once a day if it happens when you are out doing a job, but several times a day?
If I started shitting 4-5 times a day I'd reevaluate what I eat, which I do whenever my shit is too soft. I make sure to adjust because I don't want to wipe a marker for 30 minutes.

>>513302508

wtf are Italians doing?

>>513303754
>and no sink
american public restrooms are required by law to have a sink

>>513306463
do you waltz out of public toilet stall butt naked and poopy butted to wet tp at sink in common area ?
I obviously meant having a sink right next to toilet

>>513305633
I imagine most Latins are simply filthy half the time.

>>513306037
Lots of strong coffee, diet that's high in fat and low in fibre, lots of alcohol. It would be a very easy problem to solve with a modicum of effort, but they're quite culturally wed to all of these things.

>>513289371 (OP)
I wiped my anus with a sponge and water the other day because I can't a toilet or toilet paper
And it removed all the grease but it turns out you need grease
My anus was rubbing against itself all day with friction and this little bead of flesh swelled up and everything
It hurt

I almost put some olive oil on it
But decided I would wait to try to nullify the shame some
Anyway I got to farting and pooping and that fixed the situation

But be careful anons
A light spritz of water is probably the best
way to go
I sincerely don't care to use a bowl of my showering water and my hand to subdue the stink
It works and if youre really upset by it youre like a woman and I would never pay attention to your crying

>>513289371 (OP)
>>513289837

Bidet not enough you have to tissue wipe after using it too

>>513307156
I felt this, you can squeaky clean your outer accordion part of poophole but dont go inside not an inch because then it rubs against itself like dry rubber, doesnt really hurt but feels really weird

>>513289371 (OP)
Go back to sqiptaria

>>513310253
sorry I dont take orders from pedo capital of world

>>513311009
That would be Tel Aviv

>>513306725
Just do a little surgery on a water bottle FFS.
Anyway, It's good their aren't bidets installed in public here, else their would be a hepatis outbreak or worse.

>>513289371 (OP)
Odd you come to our website on our internet on our computer on our operating system to tell us this.

>>513307124
Actually having won and lost many battles against the Jew in the bottle I can tell you conclusively that habitual alcohol abuse is the most surefire way to destroy your digestive tract. We think mostly of the British Isles and the Slavs when we think of alcoholism in Europe, but in both cases that's more akin to dipsomania than alcoholism proper. Short bouts of extreme drinking. Habitual, albeit less extreme, alcohol abuse is a much more Mediterranean thing.

>>513289371 (OP)
>it's the paper wipers that are the problem, not the literal hand-shitters that don't wash
Nice try, juden.

>>513289371 (OP)
>Croat underground systems well known to be only marginally better than India's.

LOL

Okay Pranjeep you can stop pretending to be white.