>be a prehistoric hominid 1-2 mya
>sleeping by the fire that you keep burning for generations
>long day of hunting
>about to close your eyes
>suddenly a Paradolichopithecus walks into your camp
>it grabs one of your kin and starts walking out
what would you do?
>>513313185 (OP)I would think about the vibrant spice pallet and rich culture they offer and sleep well.
>>513313185 (OP)I would probably throw some rocks and then my shit when I run out of rocks
If that does not work, the collective chimp-out that will happen in a literal sense should do the trick
>>513313185 (OP)I molest the Paradolichopithecus since its smaller than me
>>513313185 (OP)1-2 million year ago? If we're in the Oldowan, throw those niggers (I'd be a Homo Erectus nigger myself) some heavy stones. If we're talking about the Acheulean, throw hand axes and heavy stone cores. Also, I'd hunt them down as I'd be full obligate bipeal while he'd likely be at most, a habitual, but probably facultative pideal cuck.
>>513313807That's why the name homo stuck. Anon's ancestors were gay.
>>513313185 (OP)I chimp out and push it into fire
Embers of eternal flame feed on its flesh and dance in circles
It's screams of excruciating pain drown in khorowod and fuel our dance forming kolovrat
Blessed with feast, shall grow we stronger, wiser, fatter
We chant, we feast, we dance, he feeds, we whistle, we chant, we feast, we dance, he feeds, we whistle
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>grug out on hunt with other men
>grug see men with black skin
>grug wonder why skin is black, does black skin man and his tribe not wash dirt off skin? is it clay like grug put on his skin to look good for mate?
>grug ask hunt leader about black skin tribe
>hunt leader seen many more moons than grug, he older and wiser
>hunt leader say “Stay away from black skin tribe, we go hunt somewhere else”
>grug curious, but listen to hunt leader because he older and wise
>grug and hunt group kill big mammoth, enough to feed tribe for many moons
>grug so happy
>grug feel rock hit head. hurts!
>grug see black skin tribe throwing rocks at grug and grug hunt group
>grug offer meat to black skin man, black skin man take meat and say “Oonga boonga munga!”, put hand out wanting more
>grug confused
>black skin men start throwing rocks and yelling
>grug hunt leader yell “Run!”
>grug arrive back at tribe cave
>grug so thirsty
>grug go to river, start drinking, then notice black skin men doing poop and pee into water
>grug spit out water
>four moons later grug feel sick and almost die
>now grug really confused
>grug ask tribe elder about black skin tribe
>tribe elder say “Grug, if see blacks must not relax. We move to new cave”
>grug mad, but listen to elder
>grug see black skin tribe move into grug tribe old cave
>grug try to speak with black skin tribe but they throw rocks
>grug now in new cave with tribe
>grug see longnose man
>longnose man no throw rocks, offer to trade
>longnose man have many shiny rocks and shells, wear nice animal skins
>grug tell elder about new longnose friend
>elder eyes go wide, he yell at grug, say “NO, GRUG! No talk to longnose men! Never ever! We move again! Now!”
>grug later see longnose man give shells and shiny stones to black skin tribe at old cave of grug. why black skin tribe no throw rocks at longnose man?
>grug now confused, mad, tired, hungry
>grug hate black skin tribe and longnose man so much
