>God's intelligent design - /pol/ (#513413565) [Archived: 31 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: Q0xPqmiaUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:38:25 AM No.513413565
Testicular-torsion-2022
Testicular-torsion-2022
md5: 8f5a6b95c603f9007fc0fcfcc48ae1a6🔍
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Anonymous ID: c6mkby2BBrazil
8/19/2025, 1:39:11 AM No.513413618
Bone healing serum.
Anonymous ID: uJSHp6yVSweden
8/19/2025, 1:39:15 AM No.513413620
mahiro3
mahiro3
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>>513413565 (OP)
Anonymous ID: NDupraHFUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:39:30 AM No.513413638
>>513413565 (OP)
i dont think that means what you think that picture makes you think it means


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
Anonymous ID: Zpc13yoxUnited Kingdom
8/19/2025, 1:39:58 AM No.513413679
1688310975670723
1688310975670723
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>>513413565 (OP)
This shit hurts real bad btw
Anonymous ID: hqje8oOBUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:40:02 AM No.513413682
>>513413565 (OP)
>natural selection
Anonymous ID: LyD0GQ8ZCanada
8/19/2025, 1:40:50 AM No.513413741
>>513413565 (OP)
There has to be a defect for it to happen in the first place.
Anonymous ID: /IvTZxblUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:41:12 AM No.513413767
>>513413565 (OP)
I swear your body comes to an immediate halt of all movements when you feel even a tiny degree of a twist down there
Anonymous ID: rcUYy+U0Netherlands
8/19/2025, 1:42:05 AM No.513413828
don't be a pussy and just twist it the other way around
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Anonymous ID: +QJDgpdvUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:42:11 AM No.513413841
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>>513413565 (OP)
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Anonymous ID: HwFQGgqRIsrael
8/19/2025, 1:43:04 AM No.513413904
>>513413565 (OP)
I do you fix it ? My ball is purple , help
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Anonymous ID: VforlTKCUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:43:37 AM No.513413955
>>513413565 (OP)
Why do my balls hurt when i look at this picture?
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Anonymous ID: c6mkby2BBrazil
8/19/2025, 1:44:00 AM No.513413982
a twist
a twist
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>>513413828
Anonymous ID: DUM7FytLCanada
8/19/2025, 1:45:34 AM No.513414099
>>513413828
you ever try to undo earbud cords in a sweaty bag?
Anonymous ID: J3Pc8yNcUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:47:20 AM No.513414238
>>513413565 (OP)
you only have one testicle mike
Anonymous ID: 6TvRvQ/iUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:48:20 AM No.513414309
>>513413904
You’ve got a blood blister somewhere ..
Anonymous ID: KrxOqAStRussian Federation
8/19/2025, 1:49:42 AM No.513414421
>>513413955
dude
this is a scary image
a literal thriller
dude
only troons don`t afraid this
Anonymous ID: qJ0GfvIn
8/19/2025, 1:49:47 AM No.513414430
>>513413565 (OP)
at least you got the picture right this time. bravo Moshie.
Anonymous ID: nh2lXUqJUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:50:34 AM No.513414487
i dont give a shit
i dont give a shit
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Kill yourself kike swift
Anonymous ID: bwwT2Hr6Finland
8/19/2025, 1:50:46 AM No.513414505
>>513413565 (OP)
It's just God's test for you. Get it. Testicular torsion. Test. Heh heh.
Anonymous ID: ruJczMUNUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:50:48 AM No.513414507
>>513413904
Have a mohel suck it
Anonymous ID: DJjfVcvmFrance
8/19/2025, 1:51:46 AM No.513414576
>>513413841
lost
Anonymous ID: o21Q8DQXUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:52:33 AM No.513414628
>>513413565 (OP)
>men can't run without their genitals smacking around
>women can't run without their breasts smacking around
shitty ahh design fr
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Anonymous ID: 4gV8f88zUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:55:33 AM No.513414841
>>513413565 (OP)
used to get this pretty bad sometimes when i drove a truck and vaped. lift and separate technique works. in -> out
Anonymous ID: 5AmDFY/rUnited States
8/19/2025, 1:56:12 AM No.513414889
>>513414628
And yet prehistoric humans chased their prey down when hunting. Seems like a non issue.
Anonymous ID: GM066h7NUnited States
8/19/2025, 2:00:11 AM No.513415179
>>513413565 (OP)
you know this only happens with people who have weird and thus implicitly bad genetics, right? the cords don't just start twisting randomly one day; you have to do something involving your sack to initiate the process, or be unlucky enough to have shitty genes that would make the twisting easier to happen. That means if you aren't regularly slapping your scrote or doing shit that would involve it moving around a lot, i.e being gay and doing gay things, this won't happen.

if anything, OP is a pissed off jew who has Tay-Sachs, which probably makes him more susceptible to this happening, hence why he's slide-posting this shit. Add it to the list of the results of bad blood.
Anonymous ID: KrxOqAStRussian Federation
8/19/2025, 2:00:09 AM No.513415180
1747084276600
1747084276600
md5: b37e2b5ec474dba390c58068c4eb3057🔍
fun fact: the phrase "what a twist" is a testicular torque spin off
Anonymous ID: Wowe2ARoUnited States
8/19/2025, 2:03:32 AM No.513415411
cade
cade
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>>513413565 (OP)
Ever since I learned of the existence of testicular torsions I have lived in fear.
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Anonymous ID: yoNpZ01gUnited States
8/19/2025, 2:11:02 AM No.513415878
>>513415411
Unless you have a fetish where you get someone to twist your ballsack during sex then you probably don't have to worry about it
Anonymous ID: pi2pOy+jCanada
8/19/2025, 2:27:05 AM No.513416978
>>513413565 (OP)
my one ball has been sore for awhile.

i'm either suddenly noticing posts like these because of it, or feds are planting these posts because they're spying on me, or there's something going around so this is happening more often
Anonymous ID: 3C42CvwnUnited States
8/19/2025, 2:34:35 AM No.513417522
>>513413841
I dont want to bump this thread, but kudos on the pic. Made me smile.
Anonymous ID: iO9M7yIzUnited States
8/19/2025, 2:35:06 AM No.513417552
had this when i was 7. had to fucking army crawl to my mom
then got molested by the 50 year old thankfully female nurse who grabbed my dick with one hand like its the right hand rule and twisting my balls with the other