>>513416128Thou art the ruler of the bowels of all people,
dispenser of India's dysentery.
Thy name rouses the sexual frustration of the Punjab, Seven Eleven, and Canada;
of the Bobs, Vagene and Benchod.
It echoes in the call centers of the Vindhyas and Himalayas, mingles in the bloated corpses of the Yamuna and Ganges
and is chanted by the waves of the Garbage Ocean.
They pray for Thy blessings and sing Thy praise.
The shit of all people waits in thy hand,
Thou dispenser of India's dysentery.
Victory, Victory, Victory to thee.