What do?

>>513429314 (OP)
Not give a fuck? Wtf? I'm not on parole, you laughable nigger. Who the fuck is drug testing me?

>>513429314 (OP)
Are you gonna pass that j or what man?

I just say no

Ayo dat some Sherm? Sheeeeit!

>>513429314 (OP)
Real men don't worry about drug tests. Drugs are for losers.

Puff, puff, pass to the left?

>>513429546
Shave his head. I bet it's shaped like a bean.

>>513429314 (OP)
One time i was tricked into taking a drug test and i had to show my pee pee to another man.

Lemme hit that shit

>>513429314 (OP)
over fill the cup
spill all over the floor

>>513429748
Did you cut it off? Dickson are gross.

>>513429314 (OP)
pass.

>>513429314 (OP)
i just drink wine actually

>>513429314 (OP)
Pass with flying colors. I'm very good at smoking weed.

>>513429314 (OP)
I just spent 5 weeks binged on homemade speed, and I'm getting clean. Caffeine and nicotine only for me, thanks.

>>513429314 (OP)
I failed my drug test twice. I still got employed. I have much gratitude for the eaoteric world that made this happen. I still smoke and I continue to work
because I am autistic

>>513429314 (OP)
A joint is my drug test?

>>513429314 (OP)
you flick the joint at me and i kick it really fast.

i have passed your test and will now learn wing chun from you

>>513429314 (OP)
That's all you got? Wanna rip a line of blow?
>hired every time

>>513430043
>homemade speed
?

>>513430055
Will you take it?

>>513429314 (OP)
puff puff don't pass

>ahem
I smoke so I can hold back the will to banish my people's enemies, Odin is pushing me.
I need other people to be ready as well so it's this or I loose my mind to anger - sucks to temporarily loose 10 IQ but the alternative is worse.

>>513430185
Yes. I don't buy illegal drugs. I won't support the black market because it's evil and I hate evil. I make my own drugs. Flakka in this case.

>>513429314 (OP)
Piss 3 gallons of the cleanest, purest water the world has ever seen.
I drink so much water that my piss is crystal clear, and doesn't even taste like piss. I could smoke a whole grove of ganja and still pass.

>>513429314 (OP)
I have not smoked in years, so I would not worry. Not that there is anything wrong with partaking in the dude weed mind you, but I know my limits

>>513429314 (OP)
>What do?
Fail spectacularly

>>513429314 (OP)
>Weed is for niggers
I can afford better drugs.

>>513429314 (OP)
Piss in the cup and go on.

>>513429314 (OP)
I'm not nervous, I've studied hard for this test

>>513430955
>and doesn't even taste like piss

>>513430858
Based

>>513433289
I also hate associating with druggies/addicts, and criminals. They're scum. I want to get high without being around those bad people dragging me down to their level. And you know what? It works. It makes doing drugs not feel negative and evil, and I can focus on having fun and interesting experiences rather than dealing with scumbags and cops.

>>513429314 (OP)
I think ive tried smoking weed once, didn't like it and never did it again.
If I was rich I'd do cocaine.

>>513431561
Can I borrow your notes? I didn't study at all man

I'm not a teenager anymore, coffee is my only drug

>>513433786
>im not a teenager anymore i only take prescribed drugs

>>513429314 (OP)
>puff
>puff
>pass

>>513429314 (OP)
Just say no.

>>513433870
tHIS