Anonymous
ID: k+gFYuj4
8/19/2025, 7:49:35 AM No.513434817
> be seafarer
> make 10–20x more than my cousin who sells coconuts back home
> literally the barangay Elon Musk when I visit the village
> onboard life: AC blasting, WiFi, Sunday STEAK, food so good I’m fat now
> officers eat the same meals, nobody starving, nobody crying
> suddenly feel oppressed.exe
> “this is a violation of my HUMAN RIGHTS ”
> human rights... because no karaoke machine?
> company.exe has stopped responding
> shipowner: “ok lol”
> hires Dutch dude instead who eats herring, doesn’t complain, no monkey business
> me and 50,000 kababayans: now back home eating sardines and rice
> entire country’s biggest foreign currency source: self-destructed
> all because steak wasn’t medium rare
> mfw we fired the cannon into our own foot
> make 10–20x more than my cousin who sells coconuts back home
> literally the barangay Elon Musk when I visit the village
> onboard life: AC blasting, WiFi, Sunday STEAK, food so good I’m fat now
> officers eat the same meals, nobody starving, nobody crying
> suddenly feel oppressed.exe
> “this is a violation of my HUMAN RIGHTS ”
> human rights... because no karaoke machine?
> company.exe has stopped responding
> shipowner: “ok lol”
> hires Dutch dude instead who eats herring, doesn’t complain, no monkey business
> me and 50,000 kababayans: now back home eating sardines and rice
> entire country’s biggest foreign currency source: self-destructed
> all because steak wasn’t medium rare
> mfw we fired the cannon into our own foot
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