Or I guess just becoming super successful and famous overall.

Schwarzenegger made it but with a body like that he could've been named literally anything. Same with some 10/10 supermodel.

Weird last names are a plus; they're memorable.

>>513440387
What if it's hard for people to know how to pronounce upon reading it? I guess that wouldn't be a problem once you get popular enough that people hear it all the time, but you have to actually get to that point.

Depends how weird it is. If its overtly foreign sounding you're basically done. That will always be every ones first impression of you. Unless you're famous beforehand like Arnold was you're toast. Just look at the kind of shit Obama faced. The scrutiny. Even today people still believe he isn't even actually American

>>513440511
>Depends how weird it is. If its overtly foreign sounding you're basically done.
Mine is a semi-anglicized slavic name so it's obviously "foreign" but not recognizably so (like people don't hear it and think of a specific country)
>Just look at the kind of shit Obama faced. The scrutiny. Even today people still believe he isn't even actually American
I mean, his middle name was Hussein and we had just dealt with Saddam

>>513440289 (OP)
I just spent ten minutes trying to get a chart so we can all roll for politician names. This was the absolute best I could get. I probably couldve made my own in the time it took.
Now lets roll em boys.

>>513440948
https://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E?&t=24

bump

>>513440289 (OP)
Just change it. Drumpfs changed it to Trump and now they run your country.

>>513442017
Definitely easier to do back then

>>513440289 (OP)
its not unbelievable that Schwarzenegger became a successfull politician in America

schwartz - black in german
negger - no explanation necessary

so californians elected a literal DOUBLE NIGGER to be governor

simple as

>>513442550
>so californians elected a literal DOUBLE NIGGER to be governor
I thought the mexicans didn't like the blacks

>>513440948

>>513442676
>carberg
at least im not borpberg

>>513442748
Dr. Carberg, I'm Johnfield.

>>513440948
Rolling for BorpBerg

>>513440289 (OP)
I’d really appreciate to know from one of our fellow Jewish anons how does the surname Schwarzenegger sounds in Yiddish

>>513440289 (OP)
>arnold blacknigger

somebody powerful thought it would be hilarious to make this guy famous

>>513441618

>>513443493

If you're white with a weird name, you're fucked. The only chance is if you manage to come up with some simple slogan that explains how to say your name by rhyming it with something. If you're bald, you're fucked. If you're short, you're fighting an uphill battle.

>>513445277
hair transplant, boots, and name change
got it

>>513440387
Dick bush

>>513445540
>Dick Bush
George Cheney

>>513445049

ask this pajeet right here
there's "weird" and then there's "wrong hemisphere"