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Never owned a car. Never want to. Biking is the way to go. Take the bikepill, /pol/.
>>513443655 (OP)I only ever owned cars and never owned a bicycle.
>can go fast>its not physically draining my energy>have AC>can listen to music or watch a movie while driving>can eat while drive>can bring lots of shit with me wherever I go>with a car I can go anywhere
>>513443655 (OP)How do you buy grocery's anon.
>>513443655 (OP)I rode a bike across the US and it was the greatest experience of my life after reaching henosis and having kids
But anon I need to stand around with a bunch of spics to look at 3 cars at in n out and say โcrazy car weekโ with nigger music
>>513443867they're called panniers, racks, and trailers
You donโt understand anon I need to put $60,000 to impress spics and niggers. How will they ever know Iโm rich?
Oh right people used to buy cars for traveling. I forgot
>>513443655 (OP)youre broke and cant be depended upon. Tis not the way to go lil niga
>>513443655 (OP)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W2QKD2DFa9U
>>513443655 (OP)>riding a bicycledon't you know that gives roastie the ick? she'll never marry you once she gets off the nigger cock carousel now. think about jamal's children.
>>513443655 (OP)Why amerifags view everything so black and white?
I own several bicycles, motorbikes, and cars
And I'll still take a train, bus, or ferry if it suits me. Whatever is fastest.
I guess it sucks living in a place where you don't have all those options
>>513443655 (OP)So you that guy who arrives everywhere smelling odd due to sweat and deodorant mixture. Good work.
I ride a ebike every day, I am the road nigger
>>513443655 (OP)When I was 3 years old I rode my bike with training wheels down a big hill. It was one of those little kids bikes with a fixed gear hub, so if you took your feet off the pedals they kept spinning too fast to get your feet back on them to brake. I took my feet off trying to drag the ground to stop, and my fate was sealed. The bike was now in full control, I was simply along for the ride. I headed straight for a deep ditch full of chunk concrete blocks, and when I got to it I went straight over the handlebars head first into it. Pretty sure that's when I got autism.
>>513444098You have to understand americans are retarded in general, as is much of the world including the UK and japan, and they can only respond to things in a yes or no format. A 1 or a 2, the third is imperceivable to them.
>>513443655 (OP)The car is the nigger of transport.
Must be boring never going anywhere
car
>pay insurance, repairs, gas, etc
>follow 100 different rules
>get harrassed/taxed by cops
>have to stay on the road
>road rage
bike
>no gas, no insurance
>no rules
>cops are busy bullying cars and leave you alone
>can make your own path, ride, sidewalk, park, whatever
>no road rage, relaxing while getting in shape
One is simply more free than the other
>>513443655 (OP)Same here, op. Ever since I've taken the bike pill my quads got huge, toned and hard as fuck. Btw, my bike tumbled down and my derailleur got misaligned, feels bad man
>>513443895I would get ran over by a mexican woman if I tried to live your life.
>>513443655 (OP)How you gunna carry 20 bags of concrete mix on ya bicycle when you want to build yourself a shed YA FUCKEN POOFTA CUNT
You probably don't even have a yard, you're just an inner city manchild living with your parents.
I live 30 minutes from the grocery store. All the roads are lethal to someone spending lots of time in or on the shoulder of them.
Nothing is more dangerous than bike riding, as thousands of cars pass by you making you subject to the stupidity of a huge number of people.
On even a motorcycle you keep up with (or more) traffic so only are around a few hundred people per trip. On a bike you are at risk from every person that passes by. Just one speeder on their phone out of the tens of thousands you have pass by a week is all it takes.
>>513443655 (OP)How do I bike to my cabin in Tapiola, MI from Detroit? It's 890 miles away and takes 9 hours by car.
>>513443655 (OP)Is someone afraid of you being killed?
>>513444629It was like 20 bucks or something to have all my shed materials delivered IIRC
Ever worked on a job site? Shit always gets delivered.
>>513443655 (OP)problem? enjoy your tire bill bikefag
>>513444629>he pays the subscription fee to have the car owner bring the stuff to his houseNigger, you're paying for the gas and wear and tear on your cuck cage to do the same shit.
>>513444625You're not allowed to bicycle on the Mackinac Bridge, silly. Literally a choke point between the Peninsulas that must be crossed by vroom vrooms.
>>513444730I got this plastic inner liner and havent had a flat since
t. In the desert
>>513444673>Ever worked on a job site? Shit always gets delivered.Yeah cunt, I was the guy in the truck picking the shit from the supplier so we didn't have to get it delivered.
You ever built anything in your life? Do you even have a yard to build in?
>>513444123I have no BO and deodorant is a lie
>>513444301i literally traveled over 3000 miles via self supported cycling
>>513444495if there aren't low traffic zones and bicycle routes in your city, I feel sorry for you
>>513444502rent a truck
>>513444785Broski you have entire islands where cars are banned dont you try to bullshit me
You take a ferry or some shit for that part, which is dope
>>513444749Haha wow those delivery guys are real suckers working for a loss
>>513444797You werent doing big jobs if you were getting the shit yourself lol
>>513443655 (OP)>snow>groceries>long trips>out with frens and family>feeling sick or tired and can't cycle>too hot, you are gonna be sweaty and disgusting when you arriveyeah, no. If it works for you, good.
>>513444827>rent a truck>rentLiterally just "you will own nothing, you will pay the subscription fee instead, and you will be happy"
>>513444838Times are rough so they have no choice. Same with uber and food delivery.
>>513444967Yeah nah you're just a fucking retard
>>513444897"I NEED to own a $40000 truck and pay $300 a month for insurance because I MIGHT need to get CEMENT, okay??"
>>513444897I live in America
You have no idea how many people ive met that are completely owned, mind fucked, and dominated by objects
They become total slaves
Meanwhile I ride my bicycle, if I want to travel 1000 miles I either hop on a bus with my bicycle or take a plane, both are cooler than being a car cuck. The bus system in colorado is awesome, can go anywhere, and wont get a traffic ticket.
>>513444596It's not feasible for the average burger, because of the huge distances. But in Germany, you could technically ditch the car even in the rural areas. Only problem is the weather. I'm not going to buy a new car after my current one, because the modern car is a bloated piece of shit product.
>>513444925I built my own house you faggot
>>513443655 (OP)Bike seats make my butt hurt.
>>513445021the bitterest redpill is the jews are right about goyim
>>513444098>>513444190yup, everyone in this country is retarded. i genuinely believe its is a downstream effect of our culture of consumerism. the constant usage of limited choice architecture in politics, coporate ads, etc... has transformed much of this country into cattle that genuinely believe the only options avaliable to them are the ones being presented. nothing else.
it also doesn't help that the majority of our population is too fat to put in the extra effort to ride a bike or walk to public transit. their blubber is less likely to perspire if they can skip the outside air entirely and transport themselves from one air conditioned-place to the next in a comfy $47,000 kia tellruide
>>513444788same, and literally the actual tire got busted 2 months ago and still holding the air despite the bulge kek
you can get the filled tire or whatever called, bit heavier to cycle but never worry about air
>>513445018My van was $500 and you're a poofta
>>513445043not without your car you didn't
>>513445030volkswagen hired too many jeet engineers and now you have to get a monthly subscription for more hp
https://www.thedrive.com/news/even-volkswagen-is-doing-horsepower-subscriptions-now
i'm never giving up my 2016 passat
>>513445147Broski you are female, I ride 20 miles before I even go to work. I do construction. You would cry.
>>513444880>snowstuds
>groceriespanniers, racks, and trailers
>long tripspanniers, racks, and trailers
>out with frens and familyall my friends and family ride
>feeling sick or tired and can't cycle"can't"
>too hot, you are gonna be sweaty and disgusting when you arrivepack a change of clothes
>>513445216I used to ride my BMX bike or full sus Downhill MTB 45 minutes to work at 4am every morning cunt, but now I have a yard and sheds and fences and cars.
>>513445326Its 4:15 a.m. here and im about to do the same
Its the nicest ride, fuckin love it
Lemme give you a protip about lawn mowing, bud
>nothing is more futile, compulsive and irrational than mowing lawns, it is as if we are beavers building dams, lawn mowing is beaver behaviorImagine being a beaver
>>513443655 (OP)Yeah, I'll just pull a trailer with 750kg of dirt on my push bike. Or move tonnes of chemical one 20L from at a time. Fucking faggot.
>>513445595I think maybe 5% of truck owners in america use the bed or haul a trailer on a frequent basis
>>513445443It's night time here and I'm about to go out and look at my shed which I built from steel which didn't get delivered by the store because it was all free scrap that I picked up in my van
>>513443655 (OP)Bicycles are children's toys like Legos and soccer balls.
>>513444430This is mostly accurate. I drive a car because I have to for work but for enjoyment, I ride my bike and do whatever I want. I will not do the road bike thing though. Many years ago I did and though fast, they are too limiting.
>>513445712My shed will last 80+ years
Works for me
>>513443655 (OP)I like my bike, and I can get a taxi or rent a car if I need to. I'd probably buy a car if I lived outside a city. But as it stands, a car is way too expensive in Russia even salaries aside. Prices went through the roof around 2019. A mint Golf VIII is $44 000, it's a luxury item through and through. Yet every household seems to have at least one car where I live, mostly chink crossovers that you can get for $25 000 - still an insane price when the average salary is not even $1000. I guess people take loans like there's no tomorrow.
>>513443753Biking during the winter sucks.
>>513443655 (OP)Wagies donโt have the time or energy to use bikes. They have to rush home in their car to get ready for the next day of wagecucking.
>>513443655 (OP)carcucks be seething at bikechads and public transport chads
>>513444190>as is much of the worldname one country or nation that isn't retarded
>>513443655 (OP)I can't tow my fishing boat w/ a bicycle, anon.
>>513449143>implying bikerafting isnt the GOAT transportation styleMaster of land and sea, no jew can touch you
>>513444596Ngl i met a few european retards who were cycling the rockies on gravel bikes on roads with grades amd inclines and wildlife and obvious mountain passes thatll fuck your shit up even in the heat of summer turnin on a dime to hail and snow etc.
The one fella from switzerland said fuck this pretty much after a month, there is no infrastructure some of these places and population density doesnt justify this kind of stupidity without a major group of logistic support
>>513443655 (OP)>Take the bikepillwhy not both
I ride the bike
I drive the car
I even *gasp* walk places
Get your child's toy out of the road
Keep riding you little bike while Stacey and Becky are riding this Dick after taking them for curse around where ever they fell like.
You'll never be that top 20% -15% of Doods who get all the pussy because We own Planes, Boats and Ho's. And Drive to get to them is Truck or Rice Burner; Simple as. Enjoy life at the bottom 60% of cu c ks who are incels and need state mandated vagine. LOL kys; You can ride your bike off a cliff nigger.