>NOOOO!!! WHY DIDN'T I WISH FOR WEALTH AND MATERIAL POSSESIONS INSTEAD!?!

wtf? this wasn't part of our agreement!

>>513448456 (OP)
What?
No I would've wished for my ideal gf. Then my family's health.
Then the genie's freedom.
In that order. What else would you need?

what's wrong with asking for infinite wishes?

>>513448456 (OP)
No Djinn/Genie in the Arabian Nights stipulates a limit to the number of wishes. Even in Aladdin he got infinite wishes until he fucked (was tricked by the Sorcerer, who is not named in the story) and wished for a Roc's egg, the Roc was in fact the Djinn's true master and he abandoned Aladdin unable to fulfill his wish.

>>513448456 (OP)
That's certainly what it feels like.

>>Not wanting to fuck a sexy djinn and getting whatever you want

>>513448925
>wishes until he fucked up

I wish for TOTAL GENIE DEATH!!!

Kill genies. Behead genies. Roundhouse kick a genie into the concrete. Slam dunk a genie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy genies. Defecate in a genies food. Launch genies into the sun. Stir fry genies in a wok. Toss genies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a genies gas tank. Judo throw genies into a wood chipper. Twist genies heads off. Report genies to the IRS. Karate chop genies in half. Curb stomp pregnant genies. Trap genies in quicksand. Crush genies in the trash compactor. Liquefy genies in a vat of acid. Eat genies. Dissect genies. Exterminate genies in the gas chamber. Stomp genie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate genies in the oven. Lobotomize genies. Mandatory abortions for genies. Grind genie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown genies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize genies with a ray gun. Kick old genies down the stairs. Feed genies to alligators. Slice genies with a katana.

>>513448456 (OP)
And for my final wish...
Yessssss

seriously though were there ever female genies/djinns?

>>513449815
Why would you want an inferior more conniving genie?

>>513449130
>Kick old genies down the stairs.
I live this pasta so much
The mental images are always great

>>513448456 (OP)
Do I still get infinite wishes? If so I'd like my knob out of this contraption please. Thanks in advance.

>>513450025
bobs and vagene

>>513448456 (OP)
who is this even for? sexually frustrated midwits?

>>513450162
I don't think that will be possible, chap.