PATRICIDE IS NOW LEGAL IN AMERICA!!!
Anonymous
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8/19/2025, 11:23:47 PM
No.513488401
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>>513488516
>>513488351 (OP)
Perhaps he should not have reproduced with a literal goblin
Anonymous
(ID: LfD68G4s)
8/19/2025, 11:27:30 PM
No.513488649
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>>513488516
That is a goblin, and it is visible from miles away
Anonymous
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8/19/2025, 11:29:50 PM
No.513488814
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When a zoomie wants his phone back, you give it to him, unc.
frfr no cap
Anonymous
(ID: V/EsRzXK)
8/19/2025, 11:31:59 PM
No.513488936
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>>513488351 (OP)
Not if I start blasting first, zoomzoom
Anonymous
(ID: 4ctARwB7)
8/19/2025, 11:34:21 PM
No.513489130
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>>513488351 (OP)
>His son was strong enough to kill him
When your son can overpower you, it's time to go.
For some, that happens on their death bed.
For others, it happens way before.
Regardless, killing is a mercy.
Anonymous
(ID: 0TFvSJR/)
8/19/2025, 11:36:13 PM
No.513489240
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don't steal other people's property?
Anonymous
(ID: umWAy0wm)
8/19/2025, 11:36:30 PM
No.513489257
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>>513492714
Killed him for inheriting those norwood genes. holy shit.
Anonymous
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8/19/2025, 11:39:40 PM
No.513489493
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>>513488351 (OP)
the only way to stop a son with a gun is dad with a gun
Anonymous
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8/19/2025, 11:43:27 PM
No.513489725
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>>513488351 (OP)
Thats a hate crime against gen alpha. like saying the n word.
Anonymous
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8/19/2025, 11:44:28 PM
No.513489785
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>>513488351 (OP)
I've now read the article. They 'suspected he was hiding another phone' so the mother was wailing on him with a belt, when he grabbed a loaded gun they'd left out in the open. Blowout a retarded household overall. The killer was also demonstrably out of his mind from miming suicide with an unloaded gun in front of them previously.
The beatings shall continue until mental health improves.
Anonymous
(ID: YJi5AG5S)
8/19/2025, 11:51:20 PM
No.513490227
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>>513488351 (OP)
they chuds aren't alright
Anonymous
(ID: JoKfZBPl)
8/19/2025, 11:52:30 PM
No.513490306
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>*Dad enters the filthy ass room that smells of cum and unwashed nutsack and cheetos*
>"Uhm Chudson, we need to talk" *locks the door*
>"Hey listen, can you please put down your phone and listen to me when I'm talking? No respect for elders in your generation, back in my days... *proceeds to yap for 15 minutes about some incomprehensible vague memories from the past*
>"Do you get it now, Chudson? Communication is very important in a family. School called half an hour ago, they told me you have been skipping lesson, missing the deadlines on assignments and harassing your female schoolmates calling them 'retarded 3dpd whores', do you want to talk about this?"
>"So you just won't pay attention to me at all, huh? Fine, you are are grounded for a week, no TV, no PC and PlayStation, I will also take your phone and only give it to you for an hour a day" *starts disconnecting the cables from the PC*
>"Sybau unc L bozo ts pmo frfr cuh no cap" *Shoots him in the head with a rifle*
Anonymous
(ID: 0ZDM6ENH)
8/20/2025, 12:09:11 AM
No.513491483
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>>513491668
>>513491768
>>513488351 (OP)
Dad probably deserved it.
I wish I could shoot my asshole dad. I fucking FINALLY got a girl to be interested in me, brought her home, and he totally fucked it up.
>"sweetie, just how old are you?"
>"you know anon is 27, right?"
>"do your parents know you're here?"
>"come on Barbara will take you home, it's okay darling"
I would have absolutely fucked his shit up except I was so tired from my all night Fortnite session.
Anonymous
(ID: 4ctARwB7)
8/20/2025, 12:12:12 AM
No.513491668
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>>513491855
>>513491483
>Living with his parents at 27
>Mother called Barbara
>Playing fortnite
>Cockblocked by his own dad
Honestly, he probably saved that girl a lot of regrets.
Anonymous
(ID: 0ZDM6ENH)
8/20/2025, 12:14:42 AM
No.513491855
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>>513493191
>>513491668
You know what? FUCK YOU. Nobody asked your opinion so go away.
Anonymous
(ID: 0ZDM6ENH)
8/20/2025, 12:16:03 AM
No.513491953
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>>513492241
>>513493182
>>513491768
>how old was she anon
Old enough to love me and accept me as I am and have a decent body.
That's ALL you need to know.
Anonymous
(ID: umWAy0wm)
8/20/2025, 12:20:38 AM
No.513492241
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>>513492498
>>513491953
sounds like your dad saved you from jail
Anonymous
(ID: 0ZDM6ENH)
8/20/2025, 12:24:02 AM
No.513492498
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>>513492241
>sounds like your dad saved you from jail
That was NEVER a risk until a certain boomer started twisting an innocent mind.
Anonymous
(ID: VJiy0SSM)
8/20/2025, 12:27:09 AM
No.513492714
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>>513489257
hey non genius that doesn't come from your father
Anonymous
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8/20/2025, 12:31:30 AM
No.513493022
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>>513493132
>>513493154
really a bunch of unfunny edgelord faggots ITT, but the most important part of this story are the female attorneys as well as the female judge with a sheboon name.
the feminist justice system is going to get us all fucking killed. it runs on emotion, hubris, and leftist propaganda instead of reason and impartial justice.
Enemy of all women
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8/20/2025, 12:33:01 AM
No.513493132
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>>513493022
They don't get that a miserable cancellation kill people
Anonymous
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8/20/2025, 12:33:33 AM
No.513493182
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>>513494802
>>513491953
i think you may be retarded
Anonymous
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8/20/2025, 12:35:17 AM
No.513493319
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>>513488351 (OP)
ultimate fate of /pol/ tards with kids
Anonymous
(ID: IOnGs8YQ)
8/20/2025, 12:47:20 AM
No.513494123
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>>513488351 (OP)
lmao fucking mutts can't do anything right
Anonymous
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8/20/2025, 12:48:34 AM
No.513494206
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>>513488351 (OP)
>you just know
As much as I want to fuck my mom, I wouldn't kill my dad over it. That's a bit to far