She has a Soil Biology PHD from Berkeley. She is working as a baby sitter senpai. What is up with Capitalism? College was a lie.

https://x.com/robbystarbuck/status/1957820754872996316

You want to talk about fucked up, I am old Millenial. I could have gotten a good job in the early 2000's when careers were still a thing. I could have been a Sheriff in the SF Bay Area peninsula making bank. I had the job set up for me. But I joined a cult instead and I am only now entering the job market with no job experience or college with you plebs.

>career
you mean, a job that you virtually cant get fired from and includes a pension

>>513490950 (OP)
>Soil Biology
Which makes her a diaper-changing expert. She's perfectly qualified.

>>513490950 (OP)
>soil biology
Maybe she can grow a decent resume with that

>>513490950 (OP)
What the fuck have you been doing for 25 years?

>>513490950 (OP)

Heaven would have been to be a school teacher out in the middle of nowhere, prefereaby by Humboldt, in the forest, by the ocean, but married to a frumpy Emma Myers from Minecraft type woman.

I could have had it too. My cousins are all living that lifestyle. Some of them have PHD's and live comfy lives making good money.

>>513490950 (OP)
I have been watching that, she is soo cute.

>>513491153

Hare Krishna, more like 20 years. Big fucking mistake. I should just kill myself.

>>513490950 (OP)
show me this woman's feet right now

>>513490950 (OP)
>Even PHD's Can't Get Jobs
if you think it's bad now it's about to get much worse by 2026. I feel bad for all retards who are getting their PhD now in age of AI when they could have done/do their research without wasting all that money on degree.

>>513491327
>in a cult for 20 years
At what point did you realize it was bullshit? Did you just wake up one day and say "fuck, what am I doing with my life"?

>>513491328
https://www.instagram.com/fanpageofallcelebrity/reel/DNWBuiXvj4-/?hl=en

>>513491327
Fuck.
We're about the same age, but I married my high-school girlfriend in 99, right after we graduated, then immediately opened a business. I've been semiretired at the beach with my wife and three sons for the last decade.

>>513491328

Not real, but best I can do.

>>513491397

No I left to take care of my mother because she was dying. That got me away from the cult. After about a year my head started to clear. I could see how it fucked me up.

>>513490950 (OP)
>What is up with Capitalism?
LMAO. The college education system is completely controlled and subsidized by government. There is no capitalism in that market.

>>513491499

>>513491327
if you are amoral enough you could do a hard pivot into born again christianity grifting for a bit
get a ghostwriter for your played up story about being in an evil foreign cult and then finally seeing the light of god, do a little anti-cult press touring and make a few hundred thousand from book sales

alright I am done.
they are both cute in this show

t. always had a crush on Christina Ricci
1990s Adams Family

>>513491950
This is actually a good idea. Write a book, call it Leaving Krishna or something. Fill it with outlandish shit and normies will love it.

>>513491148
Has she tried picking fruits on a farm and working her way up? No? That would require actual effort and toil on her part.

alright one more

>>513491950
Oh that’s rather devilish
I can already see the made for tv movie

>>513490950 (OP)
>doesn't want to move to where the soil biology jobs are (the midwest)
>(((long covid)))
she's just stupid

>>513491393
STEM phds are fully funded in that you don't pay tuition and you get paid a stipend. it's not enough to live a glamorous life but enough to get by if you're not stupid

>>513492733
so why are all these phd are looking for min wage jobs at mcdonnalds?

>>513492109
Make sure there is plenty of illicit sex and a love triangle along with a domineering figure head cult leader
and fealty towards your mom is the best part and will be a great selling point, but it needs some pizzazz for the finale like getting into a fist fight with the cult leaders goons when they try to tell you that your mom isn’t important or something and needing to run through the forest to like a sea cliff for imagery

>>513491499
I wish this was real

>>513492870
Because the funding ran out

>>513491189
>frumpy Emma Myers
Lol

Snoodposting on /pol. wngmi

>>513492946
that or proffessors that are running project realized that it's easier to task agentic AI to do research, run experiments and you don't need to share your paper with all of your minions. single name on research sounds and looks way better than Professor and 6 phd names.

>>513490950 (OP)
Capitalism favors shorterm gain over long. Companies have been cannibalizing themselves for almost a decade now, stripping down their workforces, quality of product etc. There are no jobs because the system is being destroyed from within.

>>513491494
Lol
Sure thing bud, let me guess, she was a virgin and you are white, sons have blue eyes?

>>513492870
Because they got a doctorate in expressive feminine dance theory.

>>513493296
Yeah, we both were virgins been together since elementary school, and we all have blue eyes. Let me guess, you are some shade of brown?

>>513490950 (OP)

AI and automation are going to take over ALL jobs. This was predictable before the AI revolution.

Muh birth rate
Muh immigrants do the jobs Americans won't do

The good news is leftists will be the first affected by this (automation and AI/imported ethnic in-group preference/gangsterism) so we all get to sit back and laugh.

>>513491120
Those are a myth

>>513492109
>>513492891

KEK I am actually thinking of doing this. It is kind of the only option I have, to become a cult survivor podcaster or some shit.

PhDs have always faced higher unemployment rates because they’re over-educated. Imaging getting a qualification researching soil and just expecting there to be jobs for that. Bitch learn to make a financial statement.

>>513490950 (OP)
>24
>Graduate med uni
>Send job applications to a few private clinics
>Get called back multiple times
>They are desperate for junior docs, basically beg me to work at their clinic
>Work when I want and how long I want
>Paid five times the median salary
>Employer even pays my rent
Sounds like a (you) problem

>>513492870
not every phd is intrinsically translatable to industry

>>513493078
nah, you still have to do experiments manually

>>513490950 (OP)
>soil biology phd
That's the sort of degree that would have got you a job in the EPA or something but DOGE fired all those people.

>>513490950 (OP)
I'm smarter than anyone else
Why won't stupid people hire me

>>513491494
>only three children
Contraceptive-using degenerate.

A PhD is useless unless you're trying to become a professor and scam other kids into giving you money by taking out student loans so you can pay off your insurmountable student loan debt.

>>513490950 (OP)

>>513494769
I had one other son that has passed, and we had two miscarriages.

>>513490950 (OP)
>so like ummm I have long covid sooo
lmao what hahaha, she got vaxaids bros

>>513494488
That's why you can't stop working at Starbucks.

>>513491120
>you mean, a job that you virtually cant get fired from and includes a pension
Last place that offered those was government employment (pay sucks though). Unfortunately now under Trump, they don't even offer stable employment and are working on deleting the pension.

>>513491950
The American dream has pivoted to the grift as a concept. Its no longer about making an honest living; that ship has sailed. Our society is built on collective lies and honesty fundamentally doesn't succeed in such a system.
>>513492733
Intellectualism is in a precarious state at current moment because:
>government funding got yoinked nationwide because of "woke universities" even though a lot of federal dollars went to stem stuff anyway
>Nobody actually absorbs intellectual information anymore. Did you write a doctoral dissertation that provides insight into a material improvement on the world? Cool, nobody aside from you, your advisor, and your phd commitee will ever read it. People already use ai to parse these documents instead of reading them. Language is academized such that interpretation is only for similar social classes.
>The average corporation has NO desire for capital expansion because they're so focused on short term. Entering new markets or investing in actual intellectual power is seen as risky. Furthermore, its not that PhDs these days are dumb (although some inherently are), its that they outclassed themselves from the labor market.

The gaps left by these things are going to create a competency crisis in about 5 years because when the market shifts to slightly better conditions, they won't have anyone to fill the higher up intellectual labor needed to produce complex systems. The smartest thing for a master's or phd student to do at current moment is to just continue skill acquisition by any means. While they might not hire you ever again, you will be better equipped to rebuild once shtf.

>>513490950 (OP)
soil biology seems like it would be useful though. Farming is very much a thing...

>>513490950 (OP)
>What is up with capitalism?
We don't have it. Government fucked things up

>>513490950 (OP)
If you are committing to a PhD and don't have a career prospect lined up or one in mind at least, you are retarded.

>>513490950 (OP)
>Soil Biology PHD
All jokes aside. How many people working in that field exist in a developed economy? It seems like a really weird and hard niche to get into let alone thrive in.

>>513490950 (OP)
>soil biology phd
>unwilling to work any jobs that deal with soil out in the field
Useless person trying to sneak into academia.

>>513490950 (OP)
You need to stop obsessing about the past and figure out how to live in the now. The past is over and it’s not coming back.

>>513492891
Fistfight with Hare Krishnas?!?

>>513490950 (OP)
What kind of cult? Did you do anything spooky?

>>513496604
It's agriculture related.

>>513496772
THATS WHAT MAKES IT GREAT ENTERTAINMENT! Who will see that coming!

>>513490950 (OP)
College started becoming a scam almost 2 decades ago. That's around the time when people who graduated could still get jobs but salaries were getting lower. Since then the job market only got worse, but colleges kept pushing the narrative that graduates could find great jobs and make more money. But that hasn't been true for around a decade. I'm sure some graduates do well, but it is no longer the norm. IMO at this point colleges are committing fraud by promising highly paid careers.