Thread 513491806 - /pol/ [Archived: 33 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: esZpzm2I
8/20/2025, 12:14:05 AM No.513491806
Jew Zelensky
Jew Zelensky
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If Ukraine and is so based and redpilled and defending EVROPA why are their leaders Jewish?
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Anonymous ID: Legu/uWeUnited States
8/20/2025, 12:17:32 AM No.513492050
If Russians are so great, why does nobody want to be ruled by them?
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Anonymous ID: fB3tTKF4United States
8/20/2025, 12:19:53 AM No.513492200
slava-brownie
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>>513491806 (OP)
They're zogged beyond all belief lmao
Barnaby ID: b/PNCTy8Argentina
8/20/2025, 12:21:19 AM No.513492288
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>>513491806 (OP)

Wanna fight?
Anonymous ID: fB3tTKF4United States
8/20/2025, 12:21:21 AM No.513492291
>>513492050
Weren't Crimea, the LPR and DPR all asking to join russia? curious
Anonymous ID: b/fBXJZ/Ukraine
8/20/2025, 12:22:45 AM No.513492402
Show flag zigger
I can gladly hold my tongue if a kike is leading defense against a horde of communist orcs, chinks and norks commanded by a psychopathic megalomaniac
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Barnaby ID: b/PNCTy8Argentina
8/20/2025, 12:27:27 AM No.513492731
It’s 9:23 PM on Tuesday, August 19, 2025, and the historic streets of Kyiv (as it’s properly spelled in Ukrainian) pulse with an electric tension under a moonlit sky. The golden domes of St. Sophia’s Cathedral loom in the distance, but the focus is on Maidan Nezalezhnosti, where barricades from past revolutions now serve as impromptu debate stages. Crowds of onlookers—locals, journalists, and bewildered tourists—gather behind police lines, their phones capturing what could be the most surreal geopolitical showdown in history.
Volodymyr Zelensky, embodying the Dark Knight himself, emerges from the shadows atop a Batmobile-inspired armored vehicle. Dressed in a sleek black batsuit with a flowing cape emblazoned with the Ukrainian trident, he wields Batman’s gadgets and intellect: utility belt stocked with batarangs, grapnel guns, and detective vision that pierces deception. His voice booms through a modulated cowl: “Putin, your riddles are as empty as your promises. Ukraine stands as Gotham—resilient, unbroken. What’s the riddle for a tyrant who fears the light? Answer: You!”
Barnaby ID: b/PNCTy8Argentina
8/20/2025, 12:28:52 AM No.513492833
Across the square, Vladimir Putin slinks into view as the enigmatic Riddler, his green question-mark suit tailored with Soviet-era flair, a cane topped with a glowing interrogation symbol in hand. Channeling the villain’s puzzle mastery and gadgetry, he sets traps with explosive riddles and hallucinogenic toxins, his mind a labyrinth of schemes. He chuckles with a thick accent, twirling his cane: “Ah, Zelensky, or should I say Bat-senky? Riddle me this: What has keys but can’t open locks, controls nations but fears the truth? A piano? No—a puppet regime! Let’s see if your ‘democracy’ solves my enigmas before I claim what’s mine.”
The debate ignites amid the cobblestones, Zelensky pacing like a vigilant guardian. “Your invasions are puzzles with no solution—endless suffering for a fading empire. Batman fights for justice; you hide behind lies. Why does a bear fear the beehive? Because Ukraine’s sting is lethal!” He activates his detective vision, scanning for hidden snipers or traps, projecting holographic evidence of war crimes onto nearby buildings for the crowd to see.
Anonymous ID: KEXLlA/E
8/20/2025, 12:30:06 AM No.513492921
>>513491806 (OP)
Ukraine can literally be destroyed anytime with one strike
Anonymous ID: KEXLlA/E
8/20/2025, 12:31:30 AM No.513493023
>>513492050
Who wants to be ruled by anyone lol? Everyone just want money.
Barnaby ID: b/PNCTy8Argentina
8/20/2025, 12:31:38 AM No.513493032
Putin counters with a smirk, deploying a riddle bomb that explodes in a shower of confetti laced with disorienting gas. “Foolish knight! What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three in the evening—but crumbles under sanctions? Man? No—your economy! Surrender the ‘neutrality’ I demand, or face my next conundrum.” He scatters question-mark drones that buzz overhead, broadcasting propaganda riddles to sow doubt among the spectators.
Words escalate to blows as Zelensky grapples across the square, firing a batarang that knocks Putin’s cane flying. “No more games—Ukraine isn’t a prize in your twisted quiz!” The Riddler dodges with acrobatic flair, retrieving his cane to unleash a riddle trap: a net of electrified question marks that ensnares Zelensky momentarily. “What’s black and blue and beaten all over? You, after this!”
Anonymous ID: 08JoJRxNUnited Kingdom
8/20/2025, 12:32:18 AM No.513493073
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>>513492402
Soon little piggy. Soon.
Barnaby ID: b/PNCTy8Argentina
8/20/2025, 12:33:24 AM No.513493167
Zelensky breaks free with a smoke pellet, vanishing into the mist before reappearing with a flying kick, his batsuit’s armor absorbing a toxin dart. “Your poisons won’t work on a people united!” He counters with a grapnel line, yanking Putin off-balance and into a flurry of precise strikes—Batman’s martial arts blending with Zelensky’s real-world resilience. Putin retaliates by activating hidden gadgets: explosive puzzle boxes that detonate around them, forcing Zelensky to shield civilians with his cape.
The fight spills onto Khreshchatyk Street, where Zelensky uses his utility belt to hack Putin’s drones, turning them against their master in a swarm of buzzing questions. Putin, cornered near a fountain, laughs maniacally: “Final riddle: What ends wars? Surrender!” He hurls a hallucinogen grenade, but Zelensky’s cowl filters it, responding with a decisive takedown—a chokehold that pins the Riddler. “Wrong. Justice ends tyrants.”
As sirens wail and international observers rush in, Putin slips away in a puff of green smoke, vowing riddles anew. Zelensky stands tall, cape billowing, as the crowd cheers—a symbol of defiance. The streets of Kyiv, scarred but unbreakable, bear witness to a battle where heroism triumphed over enigma, at least for tonight.
Anonymous ID: UBDosjs5United States
8/20/2025, 12:33:33 AM No.513493181
>if ukraine and is
Anonymous ID: 8/VQPU5IBelarus
8/20/2025, 12:34:09 AM No.513493231
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>>513491806 (OP)
Because before the Communists, Jews, Tatars and Russians lived in Ukraine. Then the Communists turned Jews and Tatars into Ukrainians.
Dragonas Rojas ID: zi/rcw1Q
8/20/2025, 12:35:40 AM No.513493340
We do it for free.
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Anonymous ID: KEXLlA/E
8/20/2025, 12:38:25 AM No.513493526
>>513493340
lol