Anonymous
ID: TsgpTsq3
8/20/2025, 12:46:11 AM No.513494053
>first God made everything in 7 days
>Then Satan as a snake made a bitch eat an apple, that bitch was made from the dudes rib. Then they realized they were naked and put a leaf over their cock and cunt. But thats when humanity became fucked
>So they had kids who all had kids
>There was also a man named onan. His brother died, so he had to marry his brother's wife. He pulled out and jerked off onto the ground so God killed him.
>Then God chose his people, THE JEWS
>Then there was a very bad boy named YESHU, son of Pantera, who burnt his food in public. He was a sorcerer who was nailed to a tree. May his name be blotted out from history
>If we bless the Jews, God blessed us
>So America and the west were created to bless the Jews, And now we have to sacrifice a red cow so that their Messiah can come!
Wow dude I'm so glad we're gonna have BASED conservative history!
>Then Satan as a snake made a bitch eat an apple, that bitch was made from the dudes rib. Then they realized they were naked and put a leaf over their cock and cunt. But thats when humanity became fucked
>So they had kids who all had kids
>There was also a man named onan. His brother died, so he had to marry his brother's wife. He pulled out and jerked off onto the ground so God killed him.
>Then God chose his people, THE JEWS
>Then there was a very bad boy named YESHU, son of Pantera, who burnt his food in public. He was a sorcerer who was nailed to a tree. May his name be blotted out from history
>If we bless the Jews, God blessed us
>So America and the west were created to bless the Jews, And now we have to sacrifice a red cow so that their Messiah can come!
Wow dude I'm so glad we're gonna have BASED conservative history!
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