why do white men wearing cowboy hats make gay californians seethe so much?

>>513494260 (OP)
because it reminded californians that California was once part of Mexico.

>>513494260 (OP)
This makes zero sense.
If anything, they are top gay Californian fetish types.

>>513494260 (OP)
people who have never ridden a horse should not be wearing a cowboy hat

>>513494260 (OP)
>be me
>driving my convertible, so wearing my cowboy hat
>go to costco while wearing it
>everyone is staring at me
>some would say to other person with them "watch out a cowboy's behind you"
>waiting at the self checkout
>"nice hat" one guy say
Never wore it again...

there were no horses in the Americas till the Europeans arrived

>>513494588
well your indian of course you will look retarded wearing it

>>513494260 (OP)
> why do white men wearing cowboy hats make gay californians seethe so much?

You understand that there are plenty of white gay cowboys in California too right?

>>513494576
and people who don't play baseball shouldn't be wearing baseball hats

>>513494757
so why does it make gay californians seethe so much?

>>513494948
and people who arent english gentlemen from 1950 shouldn't be wearing bowler hats

>>513495055
so what hats do we have your permission to wear?

>>513495085
pajeet turban

>>513494260 (OP)
I hate the stereotype, I wear a strawhat because I hate the sun as it burns my skin and I used to get shit on by my friends and other guys. Women never said anything about it though that is probably because I am attractive.
I wish hats became in again so people would not comment on it as much.

>>513494260 (OP)

>>513494260 (OP)
>makes gay Californians seethe
>posts the gayest picture of a broke back cowboy doing a duck face

You my friend have definitely never talked to a homosexual if you think this makes them seethe. They love dressing up in faggot attire

>>513495332
Straw hat bros! We’re so back!

>>513495085
sombreros are fun, an those giant chinese hats

>>513494260 (OP)
gay californians are the white men in cowboy hats

>>513495639
tell me more about how you're totally not seething

>>513494493
Mexicans wore Sombreros, amigo

>>513494260 (OP)
No fag in a cowboy hat makes anybody seethe moron.

>>513495576

t’s 6:16 PM PST on Tuesday, August 19, 2025, and the iconic forecourt of the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood is buzzing with tourists snapping photos of celebrity handprints. The evening air carries the scent of popcorn and the hum of anticipation as an unexpected brawl erupts under the theatre’s ornate pagoda-style roof.
James Woods, transformed into the rugged bounty hunter Jonah Hex, strides into the scene. His scarred face, framed by a weathered cowboy hat, glares with intensity. Dressed in a tattered duster coat and armed with a pair of six-shooters that fire with uncanny precision, he channels Hex’s supernatural marksmanship and resilience. His gravelly voice cuts through the crowd: “Mark, you painted-up clown, I’ve tracked worse varmints than you—time to cash in your bounty!”
Opposite him, Mark Hamill emerges as the gleeful, chaotic Joker, his green hair gleaming under the theatre lights and his purple suit adorned with a flower that squirts acid. His cackle echoes as he twirls a crowbar, embodying the Clown Prince of Crime’s unpredictable madness and toxic ingenuity. “Oh, Jimmy, let’s turn this premiere into a laugh riot! You’re out of your league, cowboy—time for a punchline!” he taunts, tossing a razor-sharp playing card that embeds itself in a nearby star on the Walk of Fame.

>>513495763
This is a thread of faggotry, im boy a faggot or from commiefornia. Even if I am seething that doesn't prove your point. I just said the man is that picture is definitely gay as hell

>>513494260 (OP)
California is full of Whites wearing cowboy hats if you are an hour away from LA, bay area, and Sacramento.

The fight ignites as Woods draws with lightning speed, firing a shot that grazes the Joker’s coat, the bullet ricocheting off a marble pillar with Hex’s eerie accuracy. Hamill dodges with a theatrical flip, spraying acid from his lapel flower toward Woods, who rolls behind a cement handprint—John Wayne’s—to avoid the corrosive splash. “Nice try, chuckles, but I’ve survived worse than your parlor tricks!” Woods growls, popping up to unload another round.
The Joker retaliates with a cloud of laughing gas from a trick cane, forcing Woods to hold his breath as he charges through the haze, tackling Hamill into a display of Oscar statues. The crowd gasps as Hamill laughs maniacally, slipping free with a squirt of slippery oil from his sleeve, sending Woods skidding. “You’re a relic, Hex—let’s modernize that face!” Hamill quips, swinging the crowbar wildly.

Woods catches the crowbar mid-swing with his iron grip, twisting it from Hamill’s hands and using it to pin the Joker against a wall of posters. He presses a gun barrel to Hamill’s chin, snarling, “End of the line, joker—say your prayers!” But Hamill, ever the trickster, triggers an electric buzzer hidden in his glove, shocking Woods back with a jolt that leaves him staggering.
The clash peaks as Woods recovers, drawing a tomahawk from his belt and hurling it with deadly precision, forcing Hamill to dive behind a popcorn stand. The Joker counters by lobbing a grenade-shaped gag gift that explodes in a burst of confetti and smoke, allowing him to slip away laughing. Woods fires one last shot, clipping Hamill’s hat as he vanishes into an alley, cackling, “Till next time, scarface!”
The crowd erupts in a mix of cheers and confusion as police lights flash in the distance. Woods holsters his guns, tipping his hat to the stunned onlookers, muttering, “Hollywood’s got no shortage of madmen.” The scene fades with the theatre’s marquee glowing, now a backdrop to a legend of this wild, cinematic showdown.

>>513495920
>California
>Full of whites

>>513494260 (OP)
Because they're not being fucked by said cowboys

>not wearing a slouchhat with a feather to own the libs
Ngmi