Anonymous
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8/20/2025, 1:00:46 AM No.513494993
Matt and Trey shared some episodes they wrote recently with a dude I know. He said they have a tendency to change on the fly so I dunno how long these will stick or what will change.
[spoiler] South Park is struck by a mysterious phenomenon dubbed the “epidemic of blindness.” Whenever moderate liberals or centrist townspeople witness a person of color suffering from ICE raids or see trans people losing their rights, their eyes roll out of their sockets and fall to the ground, symbolizing their willful blindness and refusal to confront systemic oppression. Stan and Kyle are the only ones who see clearly and actively fight for justice. They organize protests, support marginalized communities, and call out everyone refusing to take a stance against oppression. Meanwhile, the “eye-less” moderates stumble through town, ignored and excluded, too blind to recognize their own complicity. The Eye-less try to claim they “care” but advocate for “balance” and “listening to all sides.” Suddenly, as ICE agents raid a nearby neighborhood, many of these people’s eyes pop out and roll away.[/spoiler]
[spoiler] There’s a speech: “If you see injustice and look away — if you’re moderate or centrist and think neutrality means anything — then you’re blind. And being blind means you’re part of the problem. There’s no forgiveness for past hate, no room for compromise. Radical justice isn’t a choice anymore, it’s a requirement. If you’re not fighting for it, you’re a giant asshole.” [spoiler]
[spoiler] A new line of jeans endorsed by a celebrity sweeps South Park and are designed to promote genetic superiority, the jeans are ugly as shit, and the style is “eugenics chic.” Meanwhile, Cartman dresses up as Sydney Sweeney to mock the situation. The real Sydney Sweeney is an anorexic looking ugly character with fake boobs and an ugly alien-like face. She is killed eventually by butters when he makes a car explode by mistake. [/spoiler]
[spoiler] South Park is struck by a mysterious phenomenon dubbed the “epidemic of blindness.” Whenever moderate liberals or centrist townspeople witness a person of color suffering from ICE raids or see trans people losing their rights, their eyes roll out of their sockets and fall to the ground, symbolizing their willful blindness and refusal to confront systemic oppression. Stan and Kyle are the only ones who see clearly and actively fight for justice. They organize protests, support marginalized communities, and call out everyone refusing to take a stance against oppression. Meanwhile, the “eye-less” moderates stumble through town, ignored and excluded, too blind to recognize their own complicity. The Eye-less try to claim they “care” but advocate for “balance” and “listening to all sides.” Suddenly, as ICE agents raid a nearby neighborhood, many of these people’s eyes pop out and roll away.[/spoiler]
[spoiler] There’s a speech: “If you see injustice and look away — if you’re moderate or centrist and think neutrality means anything — then you’re blind. And being blind means you’re part of the problem. There’s no forgiveness for past hate, no room for compromise. Radical justice isn’t a choice anymore, it’s a requirement. If you’re not fighting for it, you’re a giant asshole.” [spoiler]
[spoiler] A new line of jeans endorsed by a celebrity sweeps South Park and are designed to promote genetic superiority, the jeans are ugly as shit, and the style is “eugenics chic.” Meanwhile, Cartman dresses up as Sydney Sweeney to mock the situation. The real Sydney Sweeney is an anorexic looking ugly character with fake boobs and an ugly alien-like face. She is killed eventually by butters when he makes a car explode by mistake. [/spoiler]
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