Thread 513495903

>Venezuela President Nicolás Maduro on Monday said he would deploy 4.5 million militia members in response to "outlandish threats" by the United States after Washington raised the bounty for his arrest to $50 million and launched anti-drug operations in the Caribbean.

>"This week, I will activate a special plan with more than 4.5 million militiamen to ensure coverage of the entire national territory — militias that are prepared, activated and armed," Maduro announced on state television.

>>513495903 (OP)
>nb4 sauce

>>513495903 (OP)
>4.5 million
I'm hoping he means the ones still in the US

>>513495903 (OP)
We will give them billions in weapons to kill the NATO scum.

Every shell that they sent to Ukraine will be returned in the next war.

>>513495903 (OP)
Slightly disingenous

Unless US troops are there

>>513495903 (OP)
sauce?

>>513495903 (OP)
What an idiot. Venezuela’s has centuries worth of oil
DONT POKE THE BEAR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU NIGGAS AINT CHINA

>>513495903 (OP)
!`
IWRAW :ALF FALA
EL ELLA LFAL
ALF ALF ALF
QUAOLA ES EN TEINDREL
!!!!

>>513495903 (OP)

Kill 'em all, ship the joggers down there and establish a Nigger Israel.

>>513496209
ELFA ALF FIALLA
MOOKIE MOOKIE
BRUNFPA BRUINA en EL MOOKIE ALF??

>>513496253
i SHIT you not

the US declared war first..

>>513496010
>>513496253
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/venezuela-deploying-millions-of-militia-after-outlandish-threats-by-us/ar-AA1KN1Rq

Trump is sending 3 destroyers to Venezuela

>>513496463
Roger

>>513496646
Bounty could only be claimed by a government or agency.
Likely Maduro's officers will betray him for the millions.

>>513495903 (OP)
oooo dis gon be gud

yes yes o yes, please try to threaten the burgerland, the joint chiefs of staff get a raging hard on when you do that

>>513495903 (OP)
>4.5 million militiamen
are those militiaman the "colectivos"?? those are just gang members acting as civilian police to punish protesters and opposition, they are just criminals, arent a fighting force and do not have military training .

remember that maduro/chavez always declare outlandish things for local consumption and are constantly creating psyops on their own population, dont take anything that nigger says seriously

>>513495903 (OP)
>Operación Muerte a ZOG
Gloria al Bravo Pueblo

>>513495903 (OP)

Does that mean we can kill all the beaners?

>>513497032
this would be the best outcome, all spics and their taco nigger noise removed from our country and total kike death

>>513495903 (OP)
At what point can the USA just take the gloves off and just completely and totally annihilate these nations so that they cease to exist? I’m growing tired of brown countries.

>>513496832
Wrong. And person can claim the bounty. No government or government agency can claim it.

"Who Can Claim the Bounty?Eligible Individuals: Any person, except government officials or employees, can provide information to claim the reward. This includes private citizens, insiders, or foreign nationals who have credible and actionable information leading to Maduro’s arrest or conviction. Government employees are explicitly ineligible to receive rewards under the Narcotics Rewards Program.

Confidentiality: The U.S. government ensures that the identities of informants are kept strictly confidential to protect their safety."

>>513495903 (OP)
Awesome! IMBEL and Petrobrás have the chance to thrive ankle deep in zogbot blood.
The first lend lease shipment is on the house.

>>513496666
Interesting digits.

>>513496108
RARE

>>513496666
Destroyer witness

>>513496666
oh shit, checked

>>513497590
what are militia going to do against destroyers? kek

>>513496666
checked. and 2026 is election over here, US simply can't afford losing this region to China so they are 100% gonna go all out on interventionism.

>>513496361
>JUST LET US DO WHAT WE WANT
うちはの亡霊…うちはマダラだ。

>>513495903 (OP)
Venezuelans won't fight lmao

>>513495903 (OP)

Least Maduro have big balls if true...outcome will be clear but he was brave man.

>>513497878
This is the correct stance to take. It's not like America can afford another war on it's backyard after declaring they're going to go kill mexican cartels, while at the same time throwing weapons at ukraine, while also having to defend israel everytime they sperg out while ALSO defending international shipping lanes and pushing back against Chinese ships

There's so many fronts opened now, that it's going to collapse in on itself at this point

>>513495903 (OP)
I just think it's funny the timeline leading up to this was:
>Trump team doubles bounty for Maduro
>Maduro announces a prize of the same size for the release of the remaining Epstein Files
>literally the day after Maduro's announcement, Trump tells the Pentagon to take start acting in Latin America
>week later, missile ships approaching Venezuela
That sequence of events is something straight out of an Onion skit.

>>513497381
Imagine trusting the ZOG

>>513497697
We can't do that because China makes everything now and we are full of spics and niggers and junkies. Our armies are almost completely comprised of foreign troops.
We do not have the capability to wage war on even Venezuela. Prove me wrong, glowniggers.

>>513496666
>Trump is sending 3 destroyers to Venezuela
good luck crawiling in the boobie trapped amazon, sargent niggerberg

>>513498377
>commies can fight
Lol
Lmao even

>>513498444
All they have to do is sit around and wait as the spics and nigs on the destroyers sabotage themselves

>>513498444
checking digits o truth. brown people cant shoot for shit. we used to joke about it in the desert

>>513495903 (OP)
I can only wish that some twist of fate has the president of Brazil send troops to help Venezuela. It would be an honor to betray and kill venezuelans/my own countrymen in the name of the USA.

>>513496666
i wonder if the rumors about iran and china and russia putting mid-range missiles in venezuela are true

>>513498444
>vietnam
>korea
>bay of pigs

>>513496666
CHECKED

>>513498377
Good thing destroyers are boats

>>513496108
giving me 80's cold war vibes, shits gonna be cash

>>513496666
These niggas seethe so hard at Trump that they refuse to even call him President. Kek

>>513495903 (OP)
>Mobilizes troops
>To go nowhere except Venezuela
Wew
Do they even hab drones?

>>513496108
No u wont

>>513500507
A few Iranian ones. They started a drone factory last year, probably the first thing to get bombed kek

Nothing.

Ever.

Happens.

>>513496029
lol, you might be onto something

>>513500507
Guerilla war isn't exactly America's strong side.

>>513500836
/thread

>>513497296
I bet Venezuela is whiter than the US.

>>513501086
fuck no, have you ever been to chicago

>>513495903 (OP)
I love latinx folks
Trump needs to back the fuck down

>>513498009
lol apparently you're a total retard
we have more than enough naval and air forces to do all of this at once

>>513498009
um sweaty a few years ago the federal reserve said we can afford to have 3 wars at once if we wanted to

>>513501086
fight guerillas with gorillas

>>513496108
Hey we're bros now ask Lukashenko

>>513502964
>Still haven't beaten sandniggers in flip flops
come on now

>>513499376
Yep they got shit stomped till our government said no more. Ours not theirs. Also bay of pigs was Cuban vs Cuban. You have a low iq

>>513502964
yeah but there is not business for the (((deepstate))). so this will never happens

>>513495903 (OP)
Hes probably jewish working with the jewnited states to push some agenda the jews want. All is in the jewish plans.

>>513496108
Calm down Luka

>>513495903 (OP)
who?

>>513496029
Honestly? Probably great if true.
USA about to become nationalistic AF.

>>513496982
I'd guess at least 2/3 of /pol/ these days support brown shit commie because he is anti-zionist and anti-american. Obviously Maduro army will work about as well as the red army in early 41

>>513497296
Americans are really sensitive about dead American soldiers. Russia loses the same amount of soldiers Americans lost in Vietnam in 2-3 months and doesn't really flinch.

>>513498009
US military could literally conquer the whole world (if you dont count nukes).

We are just good guys.

>>513495903 (OP)
That isn't as scary as China and Russia opening relations with every South American country in the next 2 decades and possible have a 70 million person army willing to be allies. Be real nice if the USA could figure things out with South America asap.

>>513495903 (OP)
That is not a declaration of war, stupid. You need congress to declare a war. Venezuela is a republic and they use a constitution, stupid.

>>513496108
aura

>>513497697
Nah the filthy cachaceiro is winning again, and the estelionatário eleitoral will shit in a hole.

>>513495903 (OP)
Remember when Yemen defeated the US Navy last month? I 'member.

>>513504908
The US in its entire history has treated Latin America like enemies, just as empire building, that never really got anywhere.
Now that we are sick of that shit and they cannot stop us from mingling with the world, you think we would fall for their Judeo-american bullshit if they suddenly started pretending to be allies? Most governments here recognize Palestine as a nation.

>>513495903 (OP)
Based, Venezulan foreign legion to fight zogbot kike mutts when?

>>513505574
Where do I sign up ?

Does Venezuela has submersive naval drones?

>>513496108
You won’t do shit faggot.

>>513505682
They can get them for free from China

>>513495903 (OP)
What is wrong with venezuela

>>513495903 (OP)
>population under 30 million
so he's going to draft every man under 30? sounds retarded. they'd just be fodder for the drones and missiles . How long do you think his shit tier socialist econ can support that level of mobilization?

>Venezuela President Nicolás Maduro
i lose track of their leaders so much. Is this the based one or the mega leftist ?

>>513505675
If only
>>513505859
That's why he should create a foreign legion, millions of men around the world would sign up to end the satanic ZOG menace once and for all.

>>513497654
no clue. hopefully just some saber rattling. personally i don't care for war

>>513505980
Russia would enlist you bro. Time to join the 14

>>513495903 (OP)
Cool. But you know, nothing ever happens and no one, not even Russia will help them, i give it two weeks, top.
Anything for that oil, >>513505767, as you know everything belongs to 'murica. And those venezuelan lack democracy and such.

>>513495903 (OP)
That's not a declaration of war.
This is just regular diplomatic fencing. Wake me up when you gather a semblance of understanding of how the world works

Too bad nothing ever happens

>>513503733
>USA about to become nationalistic AF
Let us know once you've purged the Jew Overlords, retard.
>2 weeks.

>>513495903 (OP)
Pffft whatever.

>>513505515
Pablo went pretty hard on Columbia and the farc. Country's opinions change with generations. Hopefully the people in the favelas soon prosper. Many manufacturing possibilities. I'm sure they would like some new Ford or Chevy cars.

>>513495903 (OP)
>deploys troops on his own territory
>"declares war on US"

Very American way of looking at things

>>513503349
jews never bros

>>513507033
you mean jewish

cry out in pain as they strike you

>>513505767
You mean besides decades of a leftist progressive government? Same as many other places in latinx america, very deep penetration of drug money at all levels.
BTW the average person in Venezuela has to survive with less than 30 usd a month.

https://statistics.timecamp.com/average-salary/venezuela/

>>513496646
The United States Inc. has zero respect for the sovereignty of other nations.

>>513505892
I wouldn't call Maduro based, but yeah that one.

>>513496108
Ukraine was payback for all the shells you sent to Vietnam

>>513504286
I think you're making the mistake of thinking that gloves off means that we would put any troops on the ground before spending several months bombing them to the point that they beg our troops to come in to feed them.
I don't think any actually strong country has ever truly "taken the gloves off" in a modern war.
Then again I'm not even sure >>513497296 meant to go that far.

>>513495903 (OP)
Someone tone this evil spic down a notch.