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I’m so cosy on my Hebrides island, a happening would be so comfy
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>>513523534 (OP)Where can I get one of these shirts?
>>513523534 (OP)If you want, I can wish for a Loch Ness monster to show up on the shore really hard, and maybe, just maybe, it will eat your gf
>>513523945That would be an immigrant
>be anon
>live on island, just him and sheep
>happening happens
>anon: its happening!
>sheep: baaaa!
The End
>>513523983Do not call Nessie an immigrant, Nessie precedes human settlement and has survived a literal extinction (allegedly)
>>513523534 (OP)Are all the shops still shut on a Sunday over there?
>>513523534 (OP)you are very rich compared to an american
>>513523534 (OP)does it rain a lot? At least you're not sweating from the heat there
>>513523534 (OP)Looks cozy.
What's the QRD on stacking the top row of stones vertical instead of horizontal?
>>513523534 (OP)You ever give any of the sheep a little kiss on the nose?
>>513523534 (OP)My submarine, carrying zombie virus infected rodents, is just heading towards your island.
>>513523534 (OP)Hebrides - heb id rse - heeb kid ruse
Hebrides - shee brid - sheep bride
>>513524051It’s that way in most of Scotland. Nowhere is open on Sundays
>t. Fife fag
>>513523884Does that say Jew Hebrides?