Is this really this why Putin won't let anyone redeem his fecal matter?

poopcase

Putin shits in a suitcase?

>>513527305 (OP)
Because he is 100% on a wild mixture of drugs to keep staying alive, and they are afraid of anyone finding out.

the redpill is that he can poop out golden eggs and he doesn't want western leaders knowing it

>>513527447
Yes and then he has somebody carry the suitcase for him. Imagine spending decades to train for your bodyguard job and then getting told your mission is to protect the president's poop with your life

>>513527663
Maybe Putins poop is just as magnificent and perfect as he is? Thats why they have to hide it in special suitcase, because its dangerous. Putins poop can wrestle bears.

>>513527305 (OP)
he met Modi one too many times, after last brics india incident, he takes special precaution

>>513527305 (OP)
Every major world leader does this dumbass.

>>513528311
I'll be her suitcase carrier

>>513528271
That's just white people things

>>513527663
This guy would do it for free.

>>513527305 (OP)
>The Times of India
Fucking kek, they're probably thinking it's a marvel of human ingenuity, a shitcase.

>>513527305 (OP)
Literally 200 IQ. I bow Mr poo-tin

>>513531800
What the fuck did I just read

>>513527305 (OP)
US presidents do this too. Always have.

>>513532868
He wants to be the poopcase.
Love wins.

>>513532868

This is totally normal now, dont be a bigot.

>>513527663
Lost

>>513527305 (OP)
They eventually offered Putin's turds for auction in India where it fetches a hefty price

did he use one these?

>>513527663
Stop being retarded. There are multiple kinds of this device

>>513531800
>total normal
>they just want to get married
>two consenting adults in the privacy of their bedroom, shitting in each other's ass.