>>513530319 (OP)Shut up bitch,
I'll have you know that you're only partly correct in assuming Americans are fat burgerclaps.
Its actually much worse.
We have a fucking president who lives off of McDonalds, who has a fucking coke button in the Whitehouse.
We literally had all of south America fucked over for fucking fruit during Operation Condor so our fat, lazy, sack of shit people could stuff their fat faces with cavendish delight to go with their icecream sundaes after a long day of sitting on ass and eating
We PROUDLY drink microplastics in our water
We PROUDLY eat microplastics in our fish
Because doing something about it is fucking WOKE
And we all know being WOKE is bad, and being COMATOSE and BLAME EVERYBODY BROWN is the ANSWER to EVERYTHING
We PROUDLY never hold rich faggots accountable, we PROUDLY never do anything to DOW chemical after crazy disasters,
We proudly FORGET that they help the military coat everything with PFOS forever chemicals
That they later dump into our rivers
We PROUDLY let our energy companies dump coal ash in our rivers so we get mercury poisoning and get more retarded.
We PROUDLY have the IQ of mayonnaise.
Anything else would be WOKE.
Woke is bad, and being disgusted with our own self-demise means we go against the 5d chess agenda of our masters.
We GLADLY bootlick people that spray our produce with chlorpyrifos and brain damage us.
We're PROUD to be an American,
Where our president jerks off two imaginary dicks,
And we will forget, with all our hearts
All the crimes of Epstein and Dershowitz
And we'll proudly STAND UP
And vote for Trump
And be as dumb as a stump
There ain't no doubt I'm retarded mannnn
Gobbless the U S AAAAAAAAAAA