>>513532651 (OP)Cankle hiding
Fear of dying
Fear of being powerless
Fear of being weak
Fear of being laughed at
Fear of being made fun of
*presses button while doing air accordion*
Bring me my hamberders and coke
*presses button harder, points at everyone else in the room* You're fake, no you're fake, no you're fake, no you're fake
*aid steps in to tell me how sickly I look*
No, you're sick, I'm not sick, believe me. YOU'RE sick. *points at assistant, then points at everyone else in the room* Believe me, everyone in this room is sick EXCEPT me. I'm no sicko! I graduated Wharton. *air accordion* Believe me, I have the best deals. *air accordion* *presses button to activate my favorite faggoty song YMCA as Scott Bessent my assistant faggot economic advisor who is literally a homosexual faggot gets under the desk and plays with my shitty tiny shriveled cock*
Yes, that's it. YOUNG MAN, THERES NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN *jerks two imaginary dicks*