You are Emperor. What do you do to Alex Jones? - /pol/ (#513533677) [Archived: 46 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: ASPM1fxf
8/20/2025, 2:10:27 PM No.513533677
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Prison? Death? Force him to read NSDAP memoirs 20 hours a day on PBS?
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Anonymous ID: AKVAwHhyUnited States
8/20/2025, 2:11:44 PM No.513533729
Court jester.
Anonymous ID: 2iJS5TJKUnited States
8/20/2025, 2:12:22 PM No.513533759
I’d give him a legendary hair piece and send him into the forest to defeat satanic temples and forage mushrooms for the kingdom.
Anonymous ID: gaKcoJENUnited States
8/20/2025, 2:12:37 PM No.513533779
timdillon
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>>513533677 (OP)
Inform him he's no longer allowed to go on Tim Dillon's podcast because his episodes are always boring as shit
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Anonymous ID: 9g4KEGpFUnited States
8/20/2025, 2:13:21 PM No.513533821
>>513533677 (OP)
told ya they were fuckin
Anonymous ID: d4WDHUnv
8/20/2025, 2:14:30 PM No.513533873
His trap queen
Anonymous ID: jkzrdPheSweden
8/20/2025, 2:15:34 PM No.513533924
>>513533677 (OP)
>the man stained with abominable vices, is plunged into the mire of the morass,
with a hurdle put over him
>Tacitus. Germania. 12.
Anonymous ID: 92EMN/WRUnited Kingdom
8/20/2025, 2:17:38 PM No.513534020
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Make him say his real name
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Anonymous ID: TVM/wgXfGermany
8/20/2025, 2:19:16 PM No.513534101
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>>513533677 (OP)
I wouldnt do anything, I would listen to what he has to say and thats what no one did.
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Anonymous ID: ZFEli0szUnited Kingdom
8/20/2025, 2:21:44 PM No.513534216
>>513533677 (OP)
I volunteer to look after his waifu (male) Blaire while he's gone.
Anonymous ID: ZM5LwfTh
8/20/2025, 2:28:30 PM No.513534547
>>513533779
That faggot is boring as shit
Anonymous ID: ZM5LwfThUnited States
8/20/2025, 2:29:01 PM No.513534577
>>513534101
Kek
Anonymous ID: +ocK9YS2
8/20/2025, 2:33:44 PM No.513534796
>>513533677 (OP)
Send him to get fresh strawberries in the middle of January to make a reptilian exposing serum
Anonymous ID: Ofnu4Kk3United States
8/20/2025, 2:38:04 PM No.513534994
>>513534020
Bill Hicks wasn't antisemitic -- his point here was structural and philosophical. This quote isn't an antisemitic dog-whistle, no matter how hard you try to co-opt it; it's a statement criticizing the people to whom society allocates power and the way society is organized such that these people are able to gather and maintain so much power. You might believe that it's about Jews because you're a one-track mind incapable of dealing with any issue at all unless you first pass it through the "jew filter."

The history of power politics suggests that no man needs any particular race, religion, or creed to become corrupted by power.

Fuck off with that shit.
Anonymous ID: bK4awHg1United States
8/20/2025, 3:11:11 PM No.513536790
>>513533677 (OP)
I would have him narrate audiobooks
Anonymous ID: 24uxzoGeUnited States
8/20/2025, 3:12:16 PM No.513536856
>>513533677 (OP)
Put him as a head of NPR.
Anonymous ID: OwboHXsMUnited States
8/20/2025, 3:12:47 PM No.513536889
>>513533677 (OP)
I would give him a decent salary. He's tenured and can say whatever he wants with no legal or financial recourse.
Anonymous ID: zkPUVEgQUnited States
8/20/2025, 3:43:42 PM No.513538754
>>513533677 (OP)
Nullify his lawsuit, copyright past 20 years, and make all forms of libel non actionable.