Anonymous
ID: Peh5P0va
8/20/2025, 3:39:08 PM No.513538494
>be Indian chadleafjeet
>wake up leisurely at 9am just in time to clock in for remote software dev job. It's a Hindu religious holiday and my co-workers are obligated to greet me with the appropriate salutation for this auspicious day (There are more hindu holidays per year than there are days)
>fire up the stove and kitchen fan to cook breakfast, blasting strong curry smells all around the streets
>open the windows and start loudly conversing in Hindi while also playing Bhangra music on loop in the background, because Indians find comfort in constant droning noise
>troll pakistanis and bangladeshis pretending to be huwhite on twitter
>My Amazon™ Prime® package arrives. When it is deliered by a brown person I offer them ladoos and jalebis and tea. When it is a huwhite person I completely ignore them and only retrieve the package when they are gone-- I choose to have as few interactions with pigskins as possible.
>After having my third poo of the morning I settle in for an afternoon of leisurely work. Making $120,000 CAD per year offers me a fairly comfortable lifestyle, especially considering all the other tax breaks and perks I get from the Canadian government as part of their official Anti-huwhite policies.
>Take 2 min to fill out an RCMP anti-terrorist report against a Canadian huwhite Nationalist spreading hatred online. They will likely be arrested and charged as a domestic terrorist.
>End of work day rolls around, time to go to the gym (without deoderant)
>before bed and after another strongly smelling curry dinner and my 7th pooping, log onto twitter again and post Jeremy Mackenzie (famous Canadian huwhite nationalist) images of his wife with a black eye who he battered while drunk and larping about "tribing and training". Also remind The Ferryman (Alex Vriend, another famous huwhite nationalist) that his family disowned him for being a nazi.
>post more good morning memes to various racists
It feels good being Indian.
>wake up leisurely at 9am just in time to clock in for remote software dev job. It's a Hindu religious holiday and my co-workers are obligated to greet me with the appropriate salutation for this auspicious day (There are more hindu holidays per year than there are days)
>fire up the stove and kitchen fan to cook breakfast, blasting strong curry smells all around the streets
>open the windows and start loudly conversing in Hindi while also playing Bhangra music on loop in the background, because Indians find comfort in constant droning noise
>troll pakistanis and bangladeshis pretending to be huwhite on twitter
>My Amazon™ Prime® package arrives. When it is deliered by a brown person I offer them ladoos and jalebis and tea. When it is a huwhite person I completely ignore them and only retrieve the package when they are gone-- I choose to have as few interactions with pigskins as possible.
>After having my third poo of the morning I settle in for an afternoon of leisurely work. Making $120,000 CAD per year offers me a fairly comfortable lifestyle, especially considering all the other tax breaks and perks I get from the Canadian government as part of their official Anti-huwhite policies.
>Take 2 min to fill out an RCMP anti-terrorist report against a Canadian huwhite Nationalist spreading hatred online. They will likely be arrested and charged as a domestic terrorist.
>End of work day rolls around, time to go to the gym (without deoderant)
>before bed and after another strongly smelling curry dinner and my 7th pooping, log onto twitter again and post Jeremy Mackenzie (famous Canadian huwhite nationalist) images of his wife with a black eye who he battered while drunk and larping about "tribing and training". Also remind The Ferryman (Alex Vriend, another famous huwhite nationalist) that his family disowned him for being a nazi.
>post more good morning memes to various racists
It feels good being Indian.
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