No more privacy Nazi chud

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn438z3ejxyo

>>513565120 (OP)
>won't someone think of the children
On epsteins island.

RELEASE
THE
FUCKING
FILES

Just use a VPN to get a VPN. Checkmate.

>we need you to age verify with the vpn
>also we're going to have the VPN hand over all your traffic tee hee
>it's for the kids

>>513565263
yes, you are very smart

lol ((they)) will make your gulag island an epstain one for sure

>>513565273
Thats not how it works they want all VPN to allow ID/Face checks. I swear if we go down the way Tor browers would be are last hope.

>>513565120 (OP)
This article reads like satire.

>A government spokesperson said VPNs are legal tools for adults and there are no plans to ban them.
>(...)
>Dame Rachel told BBC Newsnight: "Of course, we need age verification on VPNs - it's absolutely a loophole that needs closing and that's one of my major recommendations."
>She wants ministers to explore requiring VPNs "to implement highly effective age assurances to stop underage users from accessing pornography."
So in short, you'll be able to use a VPN but you'll need to verify your ID first. It's a clever way to let companies use VPN to protect themselves against hackers while still forcing the average Joe to abandon his privacy.

1984

How about parents that give children access to adult internet get fined? Simple right. Of course logic never makes sense when what they are presenting is not the real reason.

>>513565120 (OP)
Gonna be a lot of opportunities soon to make a little money for anyone with sysadmin experience

>>513566107
Very astute boomer but they are trying to do the same thing in the US. In fact the first site that ever asked me for ID was American Facebook. So dont delude yourself with land of the free delusion. Americans have to pay tax even when they live abroad!

>>513565120 (OP)
It was nice knowing you bongs, I didn't mean what I said about your food. Good luck
(White bongs only of course)

>>513565120 (OP)
>Think of the children!!!
>Half of UK MPs are pedophiles and the UK education system mandates that children are to believe that chopping your dick off is healthy and normal
You are an utter idiot if you didn't see that 'the kids' is an excuse for more and more censorship to regulate controversial speech as its final objective

>>513565120 (OP)
If China of all places can't properly enforce VPN restrictions then I don't see how the government here expects to achieve anything beyond making people laugh at their ineptitude even more

>>513565120 (OP)
Let me guess their government, politicians, ceos, corporations, and alphabet agencies can still use vpns

>>513565120 (OP)
>AGE VERIFICATION ON VPNS
LOL!!!!!!

>>513565120 (OP)
The only thing they'll never ban are the bans themselves.

>>513565273
CHECKMATE STARMER

>>513565120 (OP)
>WE NEED TO MAKE TOR VERIFY PEOPLES AGES
HAHAHAHAH

Hahahahah

>>513565120 (OP)
The EU is next. After that, the US.

>>513566782
China is not actually a dystopian hellhole and actually doesn't care what its citizens view or watch in their free time. The U.K. is actually a dystopian hellhole. A government that hates its own people and views them as antiquated 'dinosaurs' to be replaced will definitely find a way.

>>513565120 (OP)
How the fuck are they gonna enforce it? Only allow data transfer to cloudflare / zuck / jewgle service?
Even if big VPN companies comply (they won't), you'll be able to get a legal (non hacked) residential proxy for cheap (so no datacenter ip range ban possible).

>>513566845
That's why they can't outright ban VPNs. Institutions and companies absolutely need that kind of tool. So that will be age verification for everyone instead.

>>513565120 (OP)
I mean, it's not like amerimutts would use their guns when AIPAC Vance tries doing that in Amerisrael

>>513565120 (OP)
After VPNs, they'll just ban the internet. By 2030, the last calculator will be banned because a 9 year old named Abu will write "8008135" and show it to his classmate. This country.

>>513565120 (OP)
I was just in the UK and was shocked to see that all the (((mainstream porn sites))) demand ID age verification. Bongs are so authoritarian the vast majority no doubt comply despite what just happened with the Tea app. Absolutely mental.

>>513567305
It's the same principle as with every ban. Sure, ways to circumvent it exist, but the more loopholes you need to go through, the less people will be motivated to find and use them. Not a lot of people are willing to pay for a good VPN right now, and any new constraint will lower that number.

We need to protect you goy

>>513565120 (OP)
How would children pay for a vpn?

>>513565402
yes, you are very jewish.

>>513567906
The same way they pay for adult games on Itch and Steam.

Rip

>>513567808
You're right, in the end only the real tinfoil schyzo will get to watch porn or have freedom of speech. Grim.

>>513566387
How about you listen to knee cap and kill your MP?

ima guess after they find out that won't make people comply with their id shit either they will make vpn's illegal. unless you have a very good reason like a buisness or you are a minority or something. a vpn license if you will. that just might have been the plan from the start.

Govt doing things nobody wants?
Voting isnt doing what its supposed to?
Try KILLING THEM INSTEAD.
ffs dude. Its time, worldwide its fucking time.

>>513566543
I can't speak for that tard or my fellow retarded countrymen, but at least some of us are aware that this is being threatened stateside. some of us are also keenly aware that dystopian policies get pushed first in your country, then across the EU, then they come to america. people here like to forget that we spearheaded the western surveillance apparatus in tandem with you blokes and the israelis. people also like to forget that, while this is obviously not about "the children", it's also not simply about censorship; rather, the censorship is a useful byproduct of a mechanism to allow them to use their dragnet surveillance data legally in court. THIS is the most important thing here. Conceptually, they already can figure out who is posting what, where, and when - hell, look at the timing attacks they can do to deanonymize TOR users. The only thing they can never do is use their illegally-obtained evidence in a court of law. Dragnet surveillance might not be illegal in your cunt, but I think it explicitly violates article 7 of the EU charter rights and it's a clear and obvious 4th amendment violation here. Over here I can say for certain that the act of surveillance by LE can't really be enforced as a 4th amendment violation, since that's extremely hard to get a judge to agree with, but evidence obtained illegally can and will be thrown out. They want to be able to have a convenient thing to point to when their AI scans through their tower of babel-esque datacenter and finds something spicy. Then they'll do classic parallel construction and whaddaya know, Defendant logged in with their digital ID and we were able to *legally* track their browsing habits, we never had any communications with the NSA, no sir

>>513565574
Wouldn’t you be able to create your own VPN like they do in china?

Love distopias I do me

>>513565574
>Tor
Bro that was made by spooks for spooks, don't think it's going to be there for you when you need it.

>>513565120 (OP)
They're really going scorched earth now they've lost the narrative.

>>513565120 (OP)
I feel like I'm one of only about two dozen people who even knows what a VPN is anymore.

>>513567234
What a fucking retarded statement

Lol

>>513565120 (OP)
Why are they banning them?

Why are they banning them I asked?

>>513573409
>>513574878
How did you bump the thread?

>>513574878
Because they're a totalitarian shithole whose government has no greater enjoyment than seeing the country's natives suffer and no bigger fear than someone criticizing them and going unpunished
Just like every European country
Come on man, basic stuff

>>513565120 (OP)
why cant we just ban children instead
put em in one giant probation city so the rest can enjoy full freedom

>>513565120 (OP)
Sounds like the scene from V for Vendetta. The germany nazi flag dude.

Bump

>>513565120 (OP)
LEARN ALL THE ALTNETS NOW!

>>513565120 (OP)

>>513571112
Cute.

Ever think about getting a new Thinkpad (like a P16), installing Qubes OS, installing and configuring Windows Server 2008 R2 as a TemplateVM, install Mullvad VPN from the Mullvad Fedora repository into a cloned Fedora TemplateVM, make your Mullvad VPN router AppVMs using the Mullvad/Fedora template, and connect Windows AppVMs (using the Windows template) to a Mullvad AppVM for perfectly VPN-isolated use?

Windows 7-family is old enough to be [mis-]treated as such in Qubes OS.

>>513565120 (OP)
good less muslims

>>513567593
The data suggest around 50% non-compliance.

The problem is that the government keep lying about what the legislation is for. They told the High Court it was to stop people trolling female politicians and specifically said it was not for protecting children.

Anyhow they've so fucked up the legislation, Wikipedia lost their court case against the Government and the Government are now begging Wikipedia to appeal the case.

Whoops.

>>513565120 (OP)

>>513565120 (OP)
But they'll continue to allow migrants in with zero background checks, many of whom have criminal sexual records.

>>513566003
That's their loophole bs excuse for any draconian law that monitors your online activity
>goyim it's not censorship! You can still use VPNs/porn - just put your photo, name and address next to them!
Sadly I just bought a house in here and the rest of the world is becoming as retarded and scary as we are, UK simply paves the way.

>>513567234
>China is not actually a dystopian hellhole and actually doesn't care what its citizens view or watch in their free time.
lol

>>513566782
my reaction
china at it's most powerful in relation to it's citizenry couldn't maintain the great firewall without making the internet useless as a tool and falling behind
uk has even less power over it's people and a greater reliance on the internet than 90s china

the boomers have no clue what they're talking about, their just pointing their retard fingers at a thing and demanding 'give me control of that'
with apparently no one being around to explain that's not how any of this infrastructure works

>>513569898
without going into specifics
they can't
the various 'great firewall' knock offs america and several countries implemented a decade ago broke the internet in such a way that virtualization became a requirement for any at scale implementation
you can't ban vpns without exposing the stripped down overcentralized mess of current internet infrastructure
without hyperbole more than half of the internet and more than 70% of web traffic is gone, just not a thing anymore, without either the use of virtualization or the restoration and decentralization of internet routing to pre 2014 levels

they won't do the latter because it breaks the tracking and they won't disable the former for long because a broken internet makes the tracking worthless
dumb fucks are going to ask for it though seems like

>>513567305
They'll build the Great Firewall of Britain

>>513582986
>without making the internet useless as a tool and falling behind
Does our government give a shit about falling behind, though?

>>513565120 (OP)
Holy shit. Can't be real. What children are able to use a vpn?

>>513565402

>>513582085
>Wikipedia lost their court case against the Government and the Government are now begging Wikipedia to appeal the case.
Honestly if I were in charge of Wikipedia I would just block all UK traffic to the site and have it show a page explaining exactly why they had to do so. It's the nuclear option but I imagine the absolute last thing the government wants is to be responsible for banning Wikipedia.

>GUYS PLEASE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS HOMOSEXUAL .KEKOLD COUTNRY FROM FAGGOT EUROPEAN CALIPHATE RUN BY PEDOPHILES AND OCCUPIED BY MUSLIM PEDOPHILES
lol nuke all of europe (gay), they don't deserve to live

>>513583781
it's that classic thing of
even if they are stupid enough not to now
when the their precious line goes down they begin rather quickly to give a shit

>>513565120 (OP)
They always use children as the excuse