Spray a rapist that broke into your home
Go to jail

Idc intruders are still getting a bullet to the dome, judged by 12 carried by 6 etc etc

>>513571361 (OP)
Never call the police. What dont ppl get about that?

>>513571361 (OP)
yeah but you'll be out in a year or two. i think its worth it.

>>513571546
>what do you mean Mr Hamdi never got back from his appointment at my house
>I never hired a professional burglar, ma'am

>>513571490
you won't do shit timmy/saar
you'd let them rape your wife/your bussy and apologize after.
canjeets need to be genocided so we can take their resources.

>>513571361 (OP)
Just kill them, and dispose of the body the traditional way;

It really pays to make friends with a local pig farmer.

I once shagged a bird from London who's uncle was a serial killer.
I shan't name him, because she was a nice lass and I respect her privacy, and I don't think they are a large family, and their name stands out somewhat.

He got away with it for some time, because of his mate who had a pig farm in Essex.

Pigs will eat anything if they're hungry enough.
Teeth and bones even.

Perhaps not too keen on hair and nails, but you can burn those.

>>513572397
That sounds like work...

Random drive by murders sounds like more fun..

>>513572397
so in other words, if you hadn't decided to brag about sleeping with some girl, you could have named who he was and what he did.
you could have said something like
>there was a serial killer in england who fed his victims to pigs
without mentioning the shagging a bird part. but the bragging was more important. bragging in redditspacing.

>>513571361 (OP)
If I taze you down I am going to pee in your face.

>>513571361 (OP)
Not sure why that guy got charged recently considering there was already a case where a guy shot and killed a home intruder with a rifle and was accquitted a few years ago.

>>513571361 (OP)
she voted for that btw

>>513571361 (OP)
I beat a burglar one of those cheap Spanish cured hams you get at Costco around the holidays
>crept in through the front door(never locked)at about 230am
>sizing up the shit under my tree
>didn't see the 260lb hairy shirtless man quietly eating ham in the kitchen
>hairy shirtless ham eating man saw him
>quietly walked up behind the nog as he was distracted by the pretty tree lights
>raised the ham above shoulder
>tried to think of a good action move line to yell but couldn't pick
>waiting too long
>starts to turn
>panic and just kinda yell AAAAARGH as I baseball bat swing this 11lb ham
>full contact with the right side of the head
>pig fat splattered on my shirtless chest and face
>ham ripples like a slow-mo ballistic gel video
>nig's entire scalp does a similar sympathetic ripple
>force of the impact launched niggy head first across the living room
>tripped over coffe table
>falls flat on his face with a thud on the kitchen tile
>raise ham above head with both hands and summon the power of grayskull
>feet almost leave the ground as I pull down the hog leg like meteor from the heavens
>the sound was so horrible it made me think I killed him seriously for a second
>there was a thud and a splat and a crunch and the sound of his head hitting the tile again all at the same time
meat flopping in my hand(the crunch was the ham bone breaking)
>nog totally still on the floor
>son comes running in with a shotgun
>wife right behind on the phone to 911
I just wanted to eat ham in my underwear at 230 am in America