the third world is fucked up - /pol/ (#513574818) [Archived: 49 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: XHCLRLNJUnited States
8/20/2025, 11:50:35 PM No.513574818
iranmilcheesesnack
iranmilcheesesnack
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some of you enjoyed my story about the bread so here's another tale of Iran

>be me
>2000
>trip to Iran to meet mom's family
>go to my uncle's pharmacy with him one morning
>he goes to the back
>tells my brother and I to get a snack and wait
>we grab these soft cheese snacks in picrel
>triangle shaped for some reason
>go outside to eat them
>20 or so motorcycles parked outside
>my brother drops his cheese
>goes to get it
>knocks one bike over
>all the bikes fall over like dominoes
>the bikers come out of the shop next door
>they're all furious
>itwasagoodlife.jpg
>uncle comes outside
>the bikers immediately back off
>they let my brother and I see their bikes
>we go back home
>we were never taken there again

years later my aunt would explain to me that those bikers were my uncle's hired protection because an Iranian cop is only good for accepting bribes.

the deal was they get to park there and hang around in exchange for stopping other vandalism, shoplifting, etc.

she also told me we'd have had our asses beat if my uncle hadn't been there to tell them we were his nephews. we were 10.
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Anonymous ID: JvKZhHDGUnited States
8/20/2025, 11:51:49 PM No.513574907
>>513574818 (OP)
I went to Mumbai once, and saw a dog shitting on a like a trash and a cow randomly roaming around. I thought to myself
>those animals do not deserve this
Anonymous ID: 1/ouutKeSwitzerland
8/20/2025, 11:56:07 PM No.513575203
>>513574818 (OP)
Wow. Amazing blog post. Especially the thought experiment that the bikers would have beaten you up if it wasn't for your uncle, while the bikers wouldn't even have been there if it wasn't for your uncle.
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Anonymous ID: XHCLRLNJUnited States
8/20/2025, 11:59:51 PM No.513575514
>>513575203
> Especially the thought experiment that the bikers would have beaten you up if it wasn't for your uncle, while the bikers wouldn't even have been there if it wasn't for your uncle.

that's a thinker
Anonymous ID: RvW4HBe3Sweden
8/21/2025, 12:14:56 AM No.513576636
>>513574818 (OP)
>>we grab these soft cheese snacks in picrel
pic rel is milk, not soft cheese snack
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Anonymous ID: XHCLRLNJUnited States
8/21/2025, 12:24:30 AM No.513577349
happycow
happycow
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>>513576636
it's a soft cheese product very similar to this product sold in the US. single serving milk cartons in Iran are rectangular
Anonymous ID: /+kbVgE/Australia
8/21/2025, 12:28:05 AM No.513577600
>>513574818 (OP)
Yeah, iran is a shithole. You should clean it up.
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Anonymous ID: JvKZhHDGUnited States
8/21/2025, 12:28:58 AM No.513577667
>>513577600
I met an Iranian Aussie once. She was a total bitch lol