Is this what the end looks like?

They're not going to announce that society has collapsed but this is clearly a sign.

you will eat the slop bowl

This is a hate crime against Italy

Only in north america, they fucking love that chain slop

>>513595702 (OP)
This has been around for like 7 years now because MUH KETOLARDS at Marco's and stuff, other places are just finally following suit.

>>513595876

fuck off no one cares what italy thinks faggot

>>513595702 (OP)
Why not make the crust into the shape of a bowl?

>>513596007
That's rich coming from a country that just lost a war against Russia.

>>513595702 (OP)
The crust is the best part. I'm not even Italian and this disgusts me.

>>513596036
Brilliant

>>513596226
You can't really use that crust like a bowl though

>>513595702 (OP)
capitalism is about a mom and a pop creating something with love, then selling it to a hedge fund and having all the ingredients replaced with cheap trash until no more money can be squeezed..

>>513595702 (OP)
So is it just a bowl full of meat, cheese and tomato sauce?

>>513595702 (OP)
Reviewbrah said dominos pizza bowls were one of the most disgusting things he ever ate and I'm inclined to believe him since their pizza sauce tastes like battery acid

>>513596007
Quiet mutt

This goyslop right here was good and it filled you up, it got replaced by crustless pizza where you only get half as much food.

All pizza???? So they consider the topping the pizza? The crust is a big part of a pizza... That's not pizza in any way it's goyslop in a bowl...That is an abomination...

>>513595702 (OP)
>saar you order of one two salami slices on an artificially cheese flavored cardboard puck is ready for pickup
>that'll be $47.50 plus president Hunter Biden tax plus 50% mandatory tip
you don't know how bad it can get.

>>513596036
what if you shaped the bowl in to the shape of a crust?

>>513595702 (OP)
Shut up and pay your tariffs.

>>513596648

>>513596706
truly a big think

>>513595702 (OP)
>D E E P D I S H
seriously though is deepdish or dishdeep a jeet name?

>>513595702 (OP)
It feels contemptuous, like they're mocking the niggercattle.
>Those goys will buy anything hahaha!

>>513595702 (OP)
This sounds great. I wish Costco would do that.

>>513595994
I'm diabetic, keto unironically saved my life. I went from an A1C of 10.1 to an A1C of 5.7 in seven months, then to 5.4 two years later, all thanks to cutting out carbs from my diet.

I have a massively overactive liver, so none of the drugs will work for me. Insulin is a death sentence, you have to continuously increase the dosage to keep your glucose levels down, and in doing so that increases your insulin resistance and your weight, and eventually you drop dead when your kidneys get destroyed.

>>513596895
>what if... we... we took the pizza and...
>ok like, people like pizza right?
>but like, they also like stuff in a bowl
>you know, a bowl
>like some kind of deep... dish!
>so we just, we just um
>lets just put the pizza... in a bowl!

>>513596818
Yes, of course it is.

>The name "Dishdeep" is of Indian origin, specifically from the Hindi language. It's a compound name, with "Deep" meaning "lamp" or "light" in Sanskrit and Hindi. The "Dish" part likely refers to "direction" or "path," so Dishdeep could be interpreted as "light of the direction" or "lamp of the path." The name is used as both a given name and a surname in India.

If you can think of it, there is a pajeet named it. Rule34 for pajeets

>>513595876
Against humanity, not just us. This is a parody of pizza. Absolutely disgusting

>>513597133
Ahahahahaha

>>513596458
Yea its basically an extremely greasy stew with deli meat as the main point.

>>513597231
I had an ethopian taxi driver named Getachew Mibutt last week btw

>>513596458
exactly, they must be running low on grains
most of that meat probably came from dead people

>>513595702 (OP)
They're just RETVRNING to tradition

https://www.gethistories.com/p/a-history-of-pizza

Pizzas and pies were always merely edible vehicles for the toppings. The idea was that of cheap dishes to serve food on, the dish being edible if the client was desperate enough was merely a bonus.The idea of an intentionally edible pie and pizza is a modern creation created by better sanitation standards, ease of access to ingredients plus materials.

Granted there's a dish which popes would call pizza that amounted to fancy sweet bread. But I wouldn't call that a real pizza.

>>513598311
To illustrate the point, behold, a bread bowl, hell apparently trencher bread was also always intended to be used as bowls too, and most trencher breads actually looked like pic related.

>Red Swan pizza was founded by Dileep Kumar

>>513595702 (OP)
We weaklings need this shid... Gluten and grain badness.

>>513595876
fuck italy

>>513599403
Keep your voice down, nigger.

>>513598746
>a bread bowl
Ever heard of a Yorkshire pudding you retard?

>>513599469
>Missing the fucking point
You're the retard here

>>513595702 (OP)
Yeah, this is a nope from me.

>>513599469
Learn to read, this isn't a profound concept, bread was used as edible dishware for the poor. Was that always the case? Of course not, but it was a very popular option.

>>513599558
Newfag. Start eating yorkshire puddings and cornish pasties if you want to impress me instead of trying to compare bread bowls to pizza bowls

I love eating hot food out of plastic bowls. Plastic is safe to eat.

>>513596458
I would prefer pizza fries. There's an Italian place near me that makes it. Just pizza ingredients dumped on some fries but it's pretty good. It's like the Italian version of poutine.

This is a good thing actually. The bread's only purpose is to get the good stuff into your mouth. You can now eat pizza without getting fat. Bread, rice, beans, etc are literally peasant foods so the less of it you eat, the better.

>>513595702 (OP)

soo...a skillet?

>>513595876
It's for the "no carbs, extra fat with my protein" crowd. I used to be one of them until I learned about how to REALLY cut down on fat (by starving). I imagine there are millions of non-atheletes looking at OPs slop image and getting "hungry" right now. I haven't eaten in a couple of days and it still doesn't look appetizing.

>>513596226
That's a casserole.

>>513597083
Rofl.

The genius of it is that without having to chew the crust you can shovel more cheese and F grade meat toppings into your mouth at a time

>opens can of tomato sauce
>dumps it in a bowl
>add in sandwich meat
>shredded cheese
>microwave it
Is this dinner?

>>513600053
yeah, except without the skillet
toss it in a plastic bowl and microwave

>>513595702 (OP)
From coin clipping to pizza clipping

>>513595702 (OP)

>>513597071
How do you get fiber?
...or vitamin C?