after extensive gooning the muscle contraction in my ass doesnt hold in farts and shit like it used to

this is political because 66% of men incels male loneliness crisis gooning on rise dating market jewish porn

fuck jannies, help me, im shitting myself like a pajeet

>>513598682 (OP)
Kegels I guess

>>513598682 (OP)
Are you shoving things up your ass, you retarded faggot?

>>513598682 (OP)
Be careful, your next step is become violent and blame faggotry magic when police arrives.

>>513598778
no but it feels like it

>>513598682 (OP)
What does jerking your weiner off have anything to do with the butthole?

>>513598809
what?

>>513598944
orgasms contract your muscles including your ass and when you nut constantly it wears it out

real gooners know what im talking about

>>513598919
Why aren't you doing prostate play, you gigafaggot? It's the best way to goon.

>>513598946
You're not smart enough to understand?

>>513599000
How fat are you?

>>513598682 (OP)
Definite MIGApedo

>>513599040
idk, seems kinda gay

>>513599000
the worst I ever got was a 2 day long "headache" in my ass after stroking my dick and edging myself for 7 hours
the nut was earth shattering though

>>513599089
no i dont get the reference

>>513598682 (OP)
that's ass cancer
get your psa level checked

Jerking off and cumming does help when I can't shit. After jerking off the shit comes out easily so I just jerk off when I need to poop now lmao

>>513598682 (OP)
>>513599147
fat retard

>>513599147
6'1" 220 strongfat, visible pecs, worked in doormills, landscaping companies, and appliance stores for years before getting an engineering degree, i squat like 375 im just out of shape stamina wise and have a beer gut, i ran 2 miles the other day and was sore for two days and had to stop a couple times for breathers

>>513599000
>>513598682 (OP)
muscles get stronger with use, not weaker

>>513598682 (OP)
What the fuck op? Some of the posts here make me question how you're even alive.

>>513599150
nah i would best describe as alt-lite, like a groyper

>>513599190
youre about there, where it pulsates with sharp pain?

Wtf is gooning? Big poop?

Anyway, I ate tons of bean soup, raw garlic, raw onion, sourdough bread and fetta cheese... Chernóbil incoming! lol

>>513599219
damn, im really ridin with biden

>>513599254
WHAT

cant verify

We live so differently... lol, thank goodness.

>>513599336
She's lying.

You are experiencing a full anal collapse due to extreme prostate emptying. Seek help.

>>513599336
yes but your anus doesnt

>>513599435
first off, log off ranjeet, fuck you bloody benchod

second off, gooning is zoomerbabble for masturbation

>>513599190
That's nothing edgelet. I edged for 11 days, edging for 3-7 hours per day during. I wanted to go for three weeks but I came when I went on Flingster and came across a certain type of girl I can't say and busted the most brain-splitting nut I'd ever had for her.

>>513599530
its over

im afraid of doctors because USA though, bernie sanders im sorry

>>513599581
Man you're in a bad mood, I guess I would be roo if my but became a black hole! lol

Take care, I don't know what to tell you, weather it's your but or brain... just take care.

>>513599531
yes it does, train like any other muscle, you are probably not have enough rest or and you are doing drugs

>>513599530
your prostate is too far away from the 2 anus sphincters to have any effect on them

>>513599425
yep.
You must know it.
>>513599588
I kneel

>>513598682 (OP)
Stop shoving objects into your ass, retarded faggot.

>>513599588
when i was briefly unemployed living with my parents i would set up my pc on the tv and start gooning when my dad left for work at 6:45 and havent nutted when he got home at 3pm, i would do it all standing up to face the wall mounted tv too, so i was exhausted from the standing and when i finally nutted it was like i collapsed on the floor and time warped until the next day

rinse and repeat and im posting on 4chan about medical problems years later

average wh*toid activities

>>513599701
no drugs but it could be sleep

so am i ridin with biden or not

>>513599721
based fellow gooner

>>513599780
right, you sound like a shill
well worked assholes and are very strong

>>513599728
i swear i didnt

>>513599839
day off , day on, eat lots of protein, take supplements
you need a muscle recovery cycle

>>513599827
my kike in moloch, you made the porn

>>513599864
not in my case

>>513599899
thank you, will take gooning advice

>>513599899
taking a day off will make the nut better anyways, also my dick isnt supposed to be purple, when i take a few days off it becomes flesh color again

>>513600015
combine the off cycle with aerobics like biking and hiking to get the blood-flow high

>>513600074
was considering getting back into running after the 2 mile run i mentioned, need to lose a few anyways

>>513599328
Well there. We found what your problem is. You are too fat to fap. Lose 50 pounds before you touch your weiner again, except to clean it or piss.

>>513598682 (OP)
the sad fate of every zoomer

>>513599588
>came across a certain type of girl I can't say

Say it, anon.

>>513600074
>>513600015
Cialis and zinc for prostate

>>513600246
its ogre burgerbros

>>513600298
im totally cool to goon in nature, that isnt me

t. town of 126 people in northern ohio ruralfag

>>513599880
I did. Twice.
I read a couple books on prostrate orgasms and how they're as close as you can get to an anime-tier ahegao orgasm.
It didn't work for me.
Just felt the incredible urge to shit.

E-stim on the other hand...
OMFG!
Like 15 ropes every time and it's damn near effortless

>>513600380
larpertarian memeflag anon can you confirm?

>>513600485
E-stim???

WTF IS THAT? QRD?

>>513598682 (OP)
Whenever I nut now my balls go up above my pelvic bone, they don’t retract inside my body, instead I get a huge knot like a dog as my balls flank my shaft. I wish I could call up this bitch but instead I gotta ask ol Dr Chud

>>513600588
testicle torision?

>>513599328
Why be like that? Stop drinking beer. Switch to vodka or whisky

>>513600554
electronic stimulation
You hook up a low power taser near your taint and it forces your PC muscles to flex.
After a few hours, you cum.
Wanna cum faster?
Crank up the voltage.

>>513600588
balls go up when they are nutt ready, or when it is cold

>>513600499
Cheched /fit/ /fraud/. Mast fucks up my prostate over time. Gets to the point it feels like a softball in my ass. Can't enjoy an orgasm because of intense pain of it. Hurts every time I piss
Pop 5mg Cialis daily and bump the zinc and pissing and cumming like old times
Cialis wonder drug for men. Lowers blood pressure, heals heart, fixes prostate. Love this shit

>>513600671
i dont drink alcohol at all, just describing my fat

>>513600675
that sounds inSANE, i need it

>>513600739
And by bump the zinc I mean bump up the dose, not shove it up the ass. Although that might be effective as well

>>513600739
imma need to cop me some of that shit nigga

>>513600739
add arginine to that
however I would recommend you to milk your prostate back to normal size
enlarged prostate is a problem

>>513600817
kek

>>513600658
it's a serious issue

Hot take. Masturbation is fine, healthy even. But edging for 8+ hours a day on a consistent basis is probably gonna fuck your body up in one way or another. Gooners give Coomers a bad name.

>>513600739
Lmfao

8/10 troll thread

>>513598682 (OP)
Try horse paste

>>513600889
i know, my m8 had it in middle school, how? i have no idea and didnt ask

>>513600931
not really, gooners are totally ok, especially because they do not need drugs, that alone will make them live longer and better lives

>>513600658
I think I’m just evolving but I’ll check out your condition

>>513600931
>acting like gooner and coomer arent synonyms

>>513600859
>add arginine to that
Arginine is good shit, vasodilator, good orgasms, prostate likes it

>>513600945
elabor8

>>513600975
log off tim walz, we know its you

>>513601034
vasodilator - > try energy drinks with aspirin

>>513601025
They really aren't
I jerk off a LOT because I'm just horny all the time but I just cum and go back to whatever I was doing
Gooners watch porn like it's a movie

>>513601016
This.
based larpertarian memeflag anon

>>513600847
Genuinely think they'll find out it prolongs men's lives
It's good shit

no fucking way this is real

>>513601024
praying 4 u nigga

>>513600977
>how?
it can literally just happen at random, that's what makes it so terrifying

Gooning, as a term, started as the most degenerate, obsessive branch of masturbation. It was a lifestyle.
Somewhere it got attached to something simple like blowing one off when you wake up in the morning.

>>513601034
>>513601088
writing all of this down, i already drink energy drinks

>>513601102
oh, news to me, sorry for my ignorance

>>513598682 (OP)
Your ass will get tighter if you stop fucking lying

>>513601088
Love the way you think brother
Ran a lot of Caffeine, Ephedrine, Aspirin over the years. Faggots took Ephedrine off the shelves recently. Been pounding energy drinks, will throw some aspirin with it. Love it

>>513601208
no no, gooning is 6 + hour workout, and that is good for you

>>513601194
nightmare fuel

>>513601208
thank you for clarifying

>>513601265
no cap, on foenem im telling the truth nigga

>>513601280
YALL ARE FINNA JUICE ME UP, IM GONNA BE THE SUPERGOONER THAT CUM BLASTS THE JEWS SO HARD IT COUNTS AS TKD

>>513601287
IS IT GOOD OR NOT?

>>513601449
it is good for you
and maybe find some peasant girl to join to goon sessions
as long as she can keep her month shut

>>513601449
I asked Grok:
>Is gooning (masturbating) for 6+ hours straight regularly potentially unhealthy?

Said:
>Yes, gooning—masturbating for 6+ hours regularly—can be potentially unhealthy. Prolonged sessions may lead to physical issues like penile irritation, chafing, or injury from repetitive friction. It can also cause fatigue, dehydration, or muscle strain. Psychologically, excessive masturbation might contribute to compulsive behavior, disrupt daily responsibilities, or strain relationships if it becomes obsessive. There’s also a risk of desensitization, potentially affecting sexual function over time.
Moderation is key. If it’s interfering with life or causing distress, consider consulting a healthcare provider or therapist. No specific data from X or web searches was needed, as this aligns with general medical knowledge.

>>513601475
>pleasant
>girl
who's gonna tell him?

nigga do you not understand why we goon?

i love you like a brother larpertarian memeflag anon but this is the first incorrect statement youve made

thank you for your help though

>>513601208
Its derivative of edging you retarded zoomer incel

>>513601573
You're the expert on dudes jerking off here not me

>>513601549
half of that doesnt apply to me

t. uncircumsized

the rest is true tho

i love you irish bro, good looking out and God bless ireland and the irish

>>513601564
get a goon cave, add to it, story as old as time

>>513601625
>>513601573
alright ive had enough, can you leafs agree on a masterbation slang dictionary so we can move on?

>>513601633
<3 goon responsibly fren
Also congrats on not being a slit dick, you’re like an American unicorn I guess :-D

>>513601636
too insecure about my obscure kinks, very bad idea

>>513601729
unvaxxed, uncircumcised, 6'1" irish-germanic-anglo mutt, blue eyes, genetically guaranteed to not go bald

feels good man

>>513601427
Hcg keeps the balls big and full

>>513598682 (OP)
hol up
is gooning means actively dildoing yourself?
i thought it was just new zoomer word for jerking

>>513601859
sounds awesome, add it to the list

>>513601907
it is, its jerking profusely

>>513601801
That sounds nice, too bad about your anal fallout tho. This whole thread makes you sounding like a raging faggot lmao

>>513601933
ill bet i do sound like a raging faggot but this is getting interesting

>>513601683
I shot a jeet once pick me amerimutt

>>513602320
kek

one f150 for you

>>513602481
That's the cost of leaf govt spending wow