I was over at my dads house today helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the work we went to one of the nearby country bars. It’s the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit cowboy boot wearers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one.

Governor Newsom was on the TV and the local gun store owner said to his auto mechanic (friends since high school),

“You know what? He ain’t so bad. California's economy is recovering, there's no Mexicans rioting currently, and he's pressing Trump on releasing the Epstein List. Can’t believe I’m saying this but Ol’ Gavin's got my vote in 2028”

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Yes sir” and “Damn Straight” from the men around me. Even saw the lonely ball cap wearing farmer in the corner raise his drink with a nod.

Gay bar Gavin is what we've been calling him

and then everyone clapped at a rerun shareblue pasta