You're joining the Israeli army!
How excited are you for this news??

Tim to fights Jews. Go

But I'm not jewish!!!!!
>whats this?
>your 23andme says 1% jewish
>get in the back of the van.

>>513600917 (OP)
Can you imagine the level of human shield that you would be? The LAST thing a jew would do is risk his life for a Christian

>>513600917 (OP)
What is the proeblem? Many Canadians went south to join the Union during the Civil War. And many Americans went North during WW1 and 11 to join the CEF. It's called being allies you anti-Semitic schmuck.

>>513600917 (OP)
Not the 6 gorillian!!

>600 to 700 recruits per year
What sort of psyop is this?

>>513601079
>It's called being allies you anti-Semitic schmuck.
Who's ally?

>>513600917 (OP)
>be anon
>join,
>go through training
>become loyal slave
>immediately preform terroristic actions as soon as given the slightest freedom.
>because you joined a terror cell obviously.
> Dare them to kill you.

Uh oh.

>>513601235
Israel is our ONLY ally in the Middle East. Israel's survival is imperative for US policy in that region. THe only reason you would oppose patriotic American volunteers joining the IDF is if you're and anti-Semitic neo-nazi piece of shit.

>>513601425
I'm antisemitic but only against the languages.

All the jews I meet are cool but you can't accept food from them.

>>513600917 (OP)

>>513601425
It's stolen land. Israel was honked from the start

>>513600917 (OP)

>>513600917 (OP)
When I get to Israel I'm going to go find the Israel flags and knock on their doors with the butt of my M4 and I won't leave until I see some khazarian milkers.

>>513601425
Tell em to cool it with the pedophilia and maybe I'll consider them an acquaintance much less an ally. And fuck that region.