I use bacon grease in my homemade lotion for my hands. I also make a point to shake the hand of everyone I meet. The muslims in particular always remark about how soft my hands are. Some even ask me my secret. I just respond by giggling like a mad faggot and walking away.

They will never know. Also...I could be lying. ...or maybe not. Either way, I win.

>>513602384 (OP)
I always call people who anger me some synonyms of this oil you apply on your skin
They are usually Indian since they are fat and oily, but the occasional Muslim is there too

>thinking being told your hands are soft by a man as a man is a good thing

Op is a faggot

>>513602384 (OP)
>homemade lotion

This is why you don't have a girlfriend

>>513602596
>>513602555
>insert movie reference about lotion in a basket

>>513602384 (OP)
>american
>meeting many Muslims
Lmao