Sick of having pagan demons as the names of the days of the week?

>Sunday, now Lordsday
>Monday, now Marksday
>Tuesday, now Matthewsday
>Wednesday, now Lukesday
>Thursday, now Johnsday
>Friday, now Petersday
>Saturday, now Paulsday

Get Trump to do this! The week shall inherit the Earth!

>>513604640 (OP)
Come home white man, your gods are waiting for you. No more shall you worship a kike

>>513604640 (OP)

>be me
>christian dude wants to rename days of the week
>"b-b-but they’re pagan bro"
>okay.jpg
>so now sunday is lordsday, monday is marksday, etc
>literally sounds like a knockoff RPG calendar
>“Meet me on Lukesday before the raid, brother”
>modern society runs on international standards
>businesses, airlines, shipping companies, software — all sync to the Gregorian calendar with the original names
>change them and suddenly your calendar app is speaking in fanfiction
>good luck convincing literally 8 billion people
>also words lose their “pagan” connotation after 2000 years, no one thinks you’re worshipping Odin when you say Wednesday
>meanwhile you just made your religion look like it can’t handle historical baggage
>mfw trying to order pizza on Petersday and nobody knows what I’m talking about

>>513604640 (OP)
Literally no standard citizen in this day and age even remotely knows of the origin of our current naming scheme for the days of the week, much less identify them as having anything to do with pagan demons. This just doesn't work, anon, as it's quite literally not a problem.

>>513604640 (OP)
Wouldn't you want Matthew before Mark?

>>513604640 (OP)
Which day will your glorious state be renaming to gaysday OP?

>>513604821
>it's not a problem
God disagrees. We are commanded to destroy all pagan icons, especially their names! Your calendar is demonic.

>>513604772
Gum-hater Asian is right. Fucking retarded idea.

>>513604895
molech
go get em tiger

>>513604895
What about your blue tooth symbol on your phone? What now goodest of goys

>>513604895
My god > your god.
My god says yours is a faggot.

>>513604640 (OP)
no work day
after no work day
ute day
middle day
four day
fiver
sabbath

>>513604992
It needs to be changed to a Star of David, and renamed in honor of David, like Davidlyre. Or name for Moses and called Mosesbeard.

>come in this Paulsday for a sale on all Davidlyre earbuds

Gunday, Mumday, Twosday, Humpday, Turdsday, Fryday, Caturday. Simple as

>>513604640 (OP)
LMAO CHRISTKEKS SEETHING. SEE YOU IN MARCH FAGGOT. HEIL FRIGG HEIL FREYA HEIL TYR HEIL WOTAN HEIL THOR

>>513605198
>March
You mean Jamesuary? One of my favorite months!

>>513605106
I keked you got me.

>>513604640 (OP)
Is this thread AI generated?

>>513604640 (OP)
Get religion out of my calendar. It should be
>Oneday
>Twoday
>Threeday
>Fourday
>Fiveday
>Sixday
>Sevenday

>>513604640 (OP)
This is exactly the type of homosexual shit I would expect from a MIGAnigga.

>>513604755
Nah we were on top of the world when we were Christian. Now we're being overrun by alien cultures.

>>513606112
Thank you brother! Remember that only Jews should own banks. It's antichristian to be involved in investing and lending!

>>513604640 (OP)
(You)
Sage

America everybody. lord have mercy on these niggaz

>>513606228
Lmao hahahaha

>>513604640 (OP)
>Sunday
Domingo
>Monday
Segunda
>Tuesday
Terça
>Wednesday
Quarta
>Thursday
Quinta
>Friday
Sexta
>Saturday
Sábado (shabbat)

> somebody's got a case of the marksdays
TGIP!

>>513606034
You might laugh, but that’s exactly how it works in Brazil and Portugal. We just count down to Shabbat and to Sunday, the church day. It’s basically just second day, third day, etc.

>>513606112
In spite of Christianity not because of it. Now Christianity has run its natural course and decayed into secular liberalism.