Wat do, wagie?

>>513644399 (OP)
Uwu give him my number too

>>513644399 (OP)
*Gen-Z stare*

>>513644399 (OP)
Hand him a few notes that weigh 147 grains and travel at about 1400fps into his groin

>>513644399 (OP)
Ask him what this word is, and this word? What about this word?

>>513644399 (OP)
Politely ask him to show benis.

>>513644587
Kek. Ameritards think that they're going to be locked and loaded 24/7.

>>513644399 (OP)
I let him know that I don't have money, just federal reserve IOUs

>>513644587
Lmao listen to this hard seppo cunt
Won’t do shit
You will bow down, and shake while you hand over your wallet

>>513644399 (OP)
Tell him I'm all out of Black and Milds.

>>513644399 (OP)
I pull the derringer loaded with .410 out of the register and defend myself.

>>513644399 (OP)
.38 to skull

>>513644981
Do you have a pic?

>>513644399 (OP)
When I worked at the gas station my manager let me bring a gun as long as the customers couldn't see it. I'd just pull that and shoot him, simple as.

>>513645107
Haha it's all hypotheticals friend! I am weak and unarmed, a harmless fly who loves jews, haha! Sloppa ugrainy! I love my low impulse brothas who are only doing this cause of the system and lack of dem programs, fr fr.

>>513644582
Heh... this would probably work. I have had them do it to me a couple times I have never felt more uncomfortable in my life.

>>513644779
>own slop shop in presumably ape infested neighborhood
yes I would be

>>513644809
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

>>513644779
why would you unload your gun? no really, why?

>>513645186
Oh. that's too bad.

>>513644587
>147 grains and travel at about 1400fps
wtf kinda 357 you toting?

>>513645415
You ever see that vid were the guy tapes a pocket pussy to a car exhaust?

>>513644399 (OP)
fuyck the west! i join him! we need to destroy the american society and make room for russian occupation. lets crash ameriac!

>>513645107

>>513644779
I literally am locked and loaded 24/7, that's the whole point of CCW

>>513644779
lol no one can be 24/7 cuz sleep dummy, but most of us are at least 16/7, 18/7 in my case

>>513644399 (OP)
give it to him. it's not my money what the fuck do i care

>>513644779
Are you not ?
Oh, what am I saying. Of course you aren't!

>>513645684
nice

>open cash register
>lift all bill retainers, pull whole drawer out
>throw drawer across counter
>vault counter, feet first, aimed for his chest

>>513645774
>lol no one can be 24/7 cuz sleep dummy

you can always sleep with a gun

>>513644399 (OP)
Its America, I start a gun fight immediately as is customary, how do you know he wont shoot you after he gets the money? You dont

>>513646011
how am I supposed to fit my dick down the barrel of a gun?
silly anon

>>513644399 (OP)
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>513646011
Do you have a shower gun just in case?

>>513646209
It's not in the shower with me but it's within reach when i'm showering

Offer to buy his gun. Then shoot him with it.

>>513644399 (OP)
I’m not paid enough to play hero.

>>513644779
>most of us
I doubt it judging by all the public shooting/stabbing videos where everyone runs away in fear.

>>513644399 (OP)
Shoot him and then door camp any zogbot that tries to arrest me for it

>>513646209
Toilet gun should be fine

>>513644399 (OP)
you open the drawer put your hands up step aside and fucking blast him when he comes around the counter

>>513645819
>>513646095
there is a very real possibility that you will be shot anyway because niggers are extremely stupid

>>513645120
>going to jail over a mcjob
loled

>>513644399 (OP)
PEW PEW PEW SHOOT THAT NIGGA

>>513644399 (OP)
Pay heem hyis myoneyy

>>513646411
Checked, you've got to up your game
>>513646642
Those two are separate right?

If I'm just an employee, then I just give him the cash because it's not mine anyway. If I'm the owner of the store, I blam, blam, blam. As a society, we can't tolerate nigger thugs ruling the streets.

>>513646817
Yeah I have seen too many videos of them doing that even if they do get the money

>>513644399 (OP)
>hand him job application

>>513644779
I think I hear a dingo eating your baby

>>513644849
>He says after he handed over all his gun to daddy government like a good little cunt
Whatever we do, it's always more than (You)

>>513646192
Classic

>>513644779
>Ameritards think that they're going to be locked and loaded 24/7.
Nah. Most don't carry. Relatively few do because it's mostly very safe outside of the worst inner city neighborhoods. But I do. Religiously. Like my life depends on it. Walking the dog? Yep. Gassing up the truck? Yep. I even holster the entryway pistol when Mormons ring the bell. My wife and kids can recite the home emergency protocol word for word. And we drill it. Everyone to the bedrooms. Doors locked. Call 911. Daddy will clear the first story.

>>513644399 (OP)
>>read his notice
>>some ugga bugga bushman scribbles
>>"Gestapo! Please follow these two officers. We have some.... Questions"

>>513647025
It's not about the job more about ensuring my safety and the opportunity to do so presenting itself. This is an open carry state so it'd be fine. I knew all those cops too, the place was a goddamn donut shop with the way they were always in there.

>>513644399 (OP)
Simplest solution is usually the best solution

>>513645774
That's why you have dogs.

>>513644399 (OP)
Not my problem. Trickle down economics :^3

>>513644399 (OP)
I had it over.
We're not allowed to defend ourselves in Australia.

>>513644399 (OP)
empty register out and hand him the money, and then go back home to smoke weed and play lego games. NOT. MY. PROBLEM.

>>513644779
You are if you're outside the wire, retard.

>>513644399 (OP)
Break out the nippers and clip every coin I give him.

>>513644399 (OP)
Uhh sorry it's my 1st day. We only really get debit cards. I don't know where the actual money is. I can cook you up a free meal tho

>>513644399 (OP)
>Wat do, wagie?

This was too easy !

>>513647555
You know that’s a true story? Lady lost her kid? You bout to cross some fuckin lines, man.

>>513648278
*teleports behind you and stabs you in the neck*

>>513644399 (OP)
rob him back

>>513659496
That case is still open and cause of death listed as unknown. Although 4 inquests have been performed and all of them support the dingo having ate the baby.

>>513644779
guys working a counter at those smoke shops abso fucking lutely are packing. The Paki gas station sandniggers do too. My cousin tried to rob one for cartons of cigarettes 10 years ago and got held up by the owner. If it's not California or some shit yeah man store owners here shoot back.

shoot him because I live in montana

>>513644399 (OP)