All I care about is money. I hate everything except for money. If I could snap my finger right now and make you all turn to gold I would. I'd make you fucking die for it. Just called being a businessman.

there was a Kids Incorporated episode about this
the moral of the story is at 15m 50s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbVcDHRdoEM&t=15m50s